santas bad day
just another bit of fun, i wrote this down based on a little joke my sister made some time ago, i quite enjoy doing poems when i can think of something that might be funny too,
My Best Friend
Random thoughts © Copyright, bigcadillac
lol
roses are red nuts are round skirts are up panties are down skin to skin when its stiff stick it in.
Social Defect
Down the streets of dryden I walk, everywhere I hear the bullshit talk. The people are damned,I think it's the water, and then I wonder "why even bother". Sometimes it's fun to watch and see, how different they are all from me. It's s
Eligible Bachelor
Just a quick description of myself
Let's all laugh
Laugh first laugh last as long as we can laugh there is nothing wrong with a good laugh I laugh to I begin to cry I laugh because I'm full of joy that same laughter might make me past gas have to be easy when I laugh don't want to past gas but
Hanging around
I wrote this poem to have a laugh at someone who once said I should end my life. I know now that it was said in jest
I love the beach
I love the beach it's my most favorite place in the world I love sit on the sand and watch the pretty girls Dream my life away Oh, I love the waves The beach is my most favorite place in the world The boulevard on a Friday night Pop a brew
Silly
Confused
Alone again
First of in regards to the gun statement Im just joking. What Im trying to say is that Im sick of being alone
Waking up
Wrote this when I was a university student
Window Show
All my poetry is based on true life happenings around my family and friends.
My Haiku
long ago, playing drinnking games, someone declared the 'Hasselhoff Rule' where you finish everything you say with ...David Hasselhoff. I dont drink much (winning) and got to thinking....
Perched On The Pot (little silly)
I was a teenager just goofing around.. sorry if it's offensive,, just thought it was funny :)Hope it brings a smile to SOMEONE
Is not the end of life
I am good, but they said am not, yes they took away my light, but its not the end of my life I am bright i have got my reta
moods
So like a woman I thought! Written 6-2-78
BLAHHH!!!
Im alot of things But im not SLOW
la noche
It is the light i seek in the darkness, the wisdom in the wonder, the shelter from the storm & the abi from the norm :)
Some Bad Zombie Advice
Inspired after watching Night of the Living Dead.
Wrongdoings
(This is not very personal. I am just playing with ideas...) I first published it on the international literary forum IRODALOM: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/irodalom/message/9823
Cat name Mike
There once was a cat named Mike, liked to walk with his tail high in the air. When the girl cats would pass by, they would say, “ Oh my, oh my.... what a nice set of balls you have there, Mike "
The Poet Has Spoken
Tis time said the poet To speak of things That's best left unsaid So he spoke on and on Of these and other things If you were not there Tis awfully bad luck Cause I won't repeat them here
Turtle Soup?
Some call it an aphrodisiac. They say it gives a man a strong back. Like a good woman, turtle soup makes no sense; Can something so delicate be so intense? Like a woman, the flesh has several delightful flavors. Remember, each mouthwatering
The Isle of Snugglindon
A pure, silly nonsense poem that I wrote just for the fun of it! (I originally posted this at the Starlite Cafe poetry site back in 2010, under the name Grailknight777.)
David and Mona
David, A bachelor? Why, when Mona Lisa is not taken? Is he not drawn by her amazing beauty, and the innocence in her eyes? Her closed lips silent, never to lie. Is he among those who laud her creator? Tell me David, are you that guy,
Robin Williams/Easter
This is off his stand-up from 2002, his funniest he ever did.
My DD
I'm gonna go downtown I'm gonna see my gal I'm gonna sing her a son I'm gonna show her my Ding Dong
seeks
lazy to complete it
The Man In The Moon.
There's a lovely full moon over here in Kerry tonight, I feel moved ?
About nothing
Suggested by a comment to one poem.
Entrapment... Part 2
You stand there, staring at Two bottles, same size, same color, Two very similar names; Desert Sand and Fine Desert Sand. She hands them to you, grasping Them between your thumbs and Pointing fingers, one in each hand, You just stare. What
bouncing ball
bouncing ball keep on bouncing down the path see you go red or blue is your colour as you pass house and tree bouncing high toward the sky bouncing lower to the ground who put the the bounce in you that you can do what you do
one more shift
done roughly to tune of banana boat song..for fun
halloween
all about halloween
Face Book Friends
A little ditty about Face Book..
when i look into your eyes
just off the topp of my head
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2012
Its time to worry time to fear 2012 will soon be here. The earth will line up with the stars and blow us all to maybe mares. Their is no time to count you’re worth we won’t be on this planet earth. There will be no more trans, plains or coaches. The
cold ain
I never really liked the cold I am not fond of rain But for reasons unimaginable and quite unfathomable I love the two when they are twain
Karma
Hello Karma, my old friend, I'm glad to see we meet again. I piss on you, and you on me; But I piss a stream and you the sea.
One Fine Day (Anon)
My Great-Grandfather used to read this to me as a boy.
The Dance Floor
Hit my head up and flip it over is clock works red as your face running dancing is the lazy one. on the floor making it real is just me taking the time ticks and moves with the flow. is smooth is my rhythm of the music is my sound to cracking the dea