Dictaphone
amazing...but true ;-)
A Woman's Domain!
Every woman that I ever met Has a possession of hers that I refuse to enter; not only For her privacy, but for Fear of the unknown. It is not huge, but compact Enough for her to carry, With her, through out the day. But then again, I have b
Alien
A tribute to every sci-fi movie I ever saw. lol
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Andrew....8th Nov. 2010......xxx
All the nice girls.....
AHA!......a clean one.....lol....Andrew...xxx
And then there was.........
For the not so sensitive souls....lol....funny what one remembers from school......Andrew...xxx
limerick (nantucket by the sea)
it seems the in place is nantucket and this is easy to tell with the sea and the shells the deckchairs for two the kids with the spades and bucket
enunciation
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/enunciation http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/elocution wheew...it twisted all the letters listed!
Beer Acrostic
Cheers to beers
ALL CONSUMING
YUM!......lol.....Andrew......xxx
Temptation
Would you give in to temptation?
An Homage
I tip my hat to it's inventor.
HIM, HER and THEM
HIM, HER, and THEM; If my grammar school education, or my memory fails me not, These are nouns, People, places, and things. Places are not of concern In this simple prose. The usages of HIM and HER Can be quite disturbing. Depending on
Just a thought
Just a whimsical thank you for all the positive words!
Girl from Nantucket
Why do Nantucket limericks get such a bad rap?
~My Ole Car~
Remember the old car we first drove? this is a dedication to that car.
Very silly poem, number 1
There once was a girl from Glamorgan Who went on a site to find more men, But when she got there They had nasal hair, So now she's a lesbian mormon.
...and here's one weirder still!
like me, it's dated.
Sleepless
A sleepless night Spent struggling Through the meanders of my mind In endless explorations. Innumerable considerations Scattered around As stars in the sky None with enough light Of its own But adaptable In their interconnection To show
Poetic Justice
Bit of a joke, really, but true nonetheless! ;)
OH BABY!
Heart is thumping,. .........blood is pumping baby, Waiting for you ........... to get online, Hurry up now,............ dont keep me waiting baby, Are you ready.......... for a real good time, Come on baby, .......just get those fingers tap
Sudden Awakening
Poetry Magazine actually published this a few years ago. Go figure. LOL
The Publisher Is Not Responsible...
Inspired by the unintentionally comic submission guidelines of a certain poetry anthology. Perhaps not surprisingly, the piece was rejected.
I love Emoticon-Creatures...
I wrote this just for fun...
a limerick dream
yeah ... i do have a day job ... thanks.
magician politician
like they say..."vote early...vote often!"
Alternative Halloween
something to smile at ... much more how a day should be :)
One Bad Trip
Now I am off on a really bad trip Who said the circus was a really good tip, Millions of lions chasing me down A bearded woman and a killer crazed clown, People screaming, I'm losing my mind Psycho hosed elephants squashing mankind, Tripling tr
A smile for all
You may have seen this one before only now it is an award winning poem. I am very proud of it
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?shall?i/pen/a/lit/tle?po=em? >u>bet>ter>make>it>quick> =but=please=do->not>gim>me> =that=same=ol?e=song'n=trick= >for>get>a>'bout>u>rhymin' >or>that>sil>ly>ca>dence>cryme> =just=make>us>feel='n>think='n>pine= ?or?fond!to!play?the~day~a~way?
Damsel In Distress
There's hope ladies, there really are some 'knights' still out there !!
STRETCH
Ah a little smile for the day cheers all :) Some fun with the honey do list:) lol.
Fun with Lumericks
Just having fun with Limericks folks new to this.
Putter Gooder
It’s always fun to share a little hillbilly humor with you all in my native dialect……but we do make language fun up here in the Upper Appalachian Mountains….
Ode to a meat pie
Studying meat pies, now in America apparently you can get only pot pies, not recommended though I see, but in NY, Michigan, Louisiana and wait for it McRadloff Wisconsin! you can get real meat pies, true? Florida you get some Latin American equivalents, SM? Do they put Guinness in the pies in Ireland Mick??
Treasure Chest.
Funny poems are fashionable here at the moment. This one I wrote years ago. Hope it doesn't offend.
The ghost of Chairman Mao
In John Cooper Clarke style, some light relief.
CIRCLES OF LIFE
Remembering cs 12 years ago When Steven Curtess got some of our poems published in a book. All with permission of course. Grand poet he was.
Animal jokes
Brighten your day
A rowdy ride
Happy New Year to the poetry page folk!
IF
The importance of such a little word...
~ Lie to Me ~
Do you care? Now tell me ~ Don't Lie! Lol