high noon bounty hunter
Thought I'd mosey in on this challenge...
JACK'S NOT NIMBLE
another nursery poem trashed
A message to Plucky ( Dark Horse)
Ladies and Gentlemen , friends and poets please do not watch the horrific videos below if you have a weak or sensitive hearts and compassion for these kind quacking animals unless your Plucky or Liam than I am laughing in a very sinister laugh. I have posted videos of Pluckys demise and of his twin brothers. http://youtu.be/jAyFxY4Ntxw http://youtu.be/0xzRKjAiWpY http://youtu.be/Yp6dDXTVDkA
The FishingTrip
pelican pie anyone?
The Squire
bit of fun
I was goofy off- lol
I came upon a tiny troll while dancing in a dream, with her hands filled with crayons she painted each new scene. The sky was pink, the sun quite purple the flowers crimson red, vermilion streams and crystalline dreams danced around her he
Music
I love music and I love car's but the rhythm's carry me far out past the stars The sounds fill me deeply deep to my core I can listen all day then listen some more The engine of music is throbbing with life To make beautiful music is t
Joke
Jesus, Moses, and an old man go golfing. The first one to tee off is Moses. He smashes the ball and it is heading right for the water hazard before the green. Moses raises his club, the water parts, and the ball makes it to the green. Jesus gets up t
World shortest poem for influencing to ladies.
That's soo romantic poem.
Rich Lady's Rant
Ha! Ha! Ha! just felt like exploring.... see where I'd end up... lol
The 45th dimension
May the force be with you. Will you join us in the 45th? Pizza is free and and I can produce tear free nylons if you have a coupon. And for the knights.. you get to sail to Ruby Ruby Island..
Tasteful Ecstasy
Couldn't resist!
im not a poet and i already know it
jus me being a lil silly
five p out rage
In dire straits The poor man be For he wanted a p To the unknown A toilet he wanted to find High and low He looked with strained look He could not go to a bar for no pint he bought So he look for a toilet in the park All boarded up a
I Eat Peaches
I eat peaches for breakfast one before brunch an 3 before dinner an 4 before lunch I eat peaches on my way to school on the dive and into the pool people call me a peach eating fool I eat peaches here I eat peaches there I think there's peaches comi
WHAT IS IN A NAME
Just some fun name places in Australia
"triangle"
spiraling debauchery the pit in which I fell tis fiendishly amoral the tale of which I'll tell I dreamt of tax accountancy but my parents had a goal to live their dreams vicariously by dint of rock and roll I played the aul triangle
fizzion chips
cambridge on a sunny morn a professor deep in thought a quasi quantum quandary his mind now overwrought now the kernel of dilemma the cause of his unease? with fish and chips for dinner.. should I go with mushy peas? symbiotic clarity co
Poem for the cat
Poetry for cats
A Limerick for a Leprechaun
A small figure leapt out with gold. Storms can get bogged down on his foretold Mischief lingers in his mind Hot air blows him up wide Reaching the top of a flower load
I Can Sing a (Colourblind) Rainbow
A fun little satire on the classic 1951 song "I Can Sing A Rainbow" by Arthur Hamilton. I wrote this as I am mildly colourblind and thought this would put a different 'colour' on the old song. (Pun intended, as usual...)
i paid her to please me .. .
not a serious one obviously. i was thinking of my coming of age, and obviously my first new car .. in my eyes the most beautiful little FIAT 128 in rosso-ossido colour. 2 doors, alloys and wide tyres. and yes i did let her down with my first motoring accident........aahhh, 35 years - such a long time, but can seem so 'like yesterday'. i hope this brought back some of your own pleasant memories :) xx virgosign
Cold Begins....
Hate the cold weather!!!! lol
Late for work
Got up late, I must get to work The boss will be waiting and going berserk Only 30 minutes to get there on time A 20 minute drive so i'm cutting it fine A quick cup of coffee, so tasty and pleasing I jump in the shower, the water is freezing No
very silly poem, number 2
Inspired by somebody who blocked me just because I made a teeny weeny little hairy chest joke. He thought I was a bloke...
...'Roses are Red, Violets are Blue'...
Just a challenge to those afraid of venturing out into something less familiar when tempted to express oneself in poetic form.
Warning!
The drug commercials!!!
Huh?
Wanted to try a quick stream-of-conciouness thing...
Still Clueless
True story
Dam It!!
who knows how much water....when hence the oneness of the locks shall rise or silently gracefully fall.... I shall only be the one to know, and there he shall stand,, loving me, finally.. Sophia
So close
oh the days of our youth still in school. you see a dollar bill floating around and somebody else takes it before you can.there goes that cocacola you wanted to bad.
From Lovely Me - To Lovely You
^_^ first I wanted to write a romantic poem but have no idea why it ends this way.. lol
Y_Y
hahaha :P
Cowgirl In Wyoming (Limerick)
Cowboy Limerick :)
OOOOOPS!
Toilet humour.....lol....xxx
.... from Nantucket
see...clean...hah! (dammit)
fore!
I heard of a golfer named hedistuff who's teeshots would always land in the rough despite the tears that he cried no matter how hard he tried his very best was just never enough
a rash of limerick
ah...the first of perhaps several awful offerings
Undecypherable?
Spaces and punctuation intentionally omitted. Prizes for first correct and most imaginative solutions. :D
Idle poets!
I write. You write. They write. Write Right!
The Postman always calls twice!!
I'm always waiting for the postman, he'll be the 'death' of me LOL.
meter police
uh...is something wrong officer?...I didn't see a sign back there...