Bottle of Love (A Saga)
First one for a couple of years, back to a trusted style
a woman of letters
and she was headed to port too...
Things are not as they appear to be...
Aaaggghhh..., or not?
~If I were a Fly~
Lol havin some fun.
Ode To Tom Robbins
Can someone guess the title full? But not tell yet today? Just post that you have figured out, And email straight away. When all have had a chance to muse, I'll tell the winner true. Let's have some fun and see who wins, Perhaps it might be you!
Cliche'
A "mini-rant."
HOOKED
lol.....xxx
Limerzickz
Couldn't hold back any longer. Let your conscience be your guide.
YOU SHOULD READ, IT’S IMPORTANT!
Let’s talk off the air! LOL
THE THINGS WRONG WITH MY PET
LOL....Not me....XXX
HARVEY......lol
I'm saying no more.....lol...xxx
White Noise.
lmaooooooooooo.. I did get hit on the top of my shoe once although not my face but it was dang close.lol..
Death The Musical
Well Im just saying..I think it would be a hit and with the revenue I am bringing the drive in movie theaters back
~The Frog Prince~ for Happygolucky4u
I had to dear Happygolucky4u ;-D
"Tiny In My Eyes"
This was a poem that I wrote with a self-inflicted time restriction... I had 10 minutes before a particular meeting started and I wanted to write a poem within that 10 minute time frame... this is what evolved.
The Nothing Poem
Ok, cut me some slack..I'm off work today..lol.
I'm only me..
I'm only me, not much more With black hat and tie I hang on the door Mabey I'm built to close to the ground But I'm not the worse on my side of town All this with a vest trying to look my best Check out my poems.. You'll figure the rest~
kickit challenge
Thanks kickit for this challenge & fun write!!
It's time for you to show
This goes out to Lori ,my high Noon poker partner ...by the way you're Wanted...500 jeans Reward And also to my fans ..extended version!
Mountain creeks and lovely peaks
This is my first poem written directly in English (except for the limericks). Please bear with me and all my grammatical mistakes. It's a bit silly and with some black humor.
Lousy poem
Please help disparage this poem..lol
50 Ways to Pick Your Pocket
I went to Disney World in 2004, 1100 lighter in my billfold. I just wish I had went when I was eight.
Poem #3
OMG! I think I better run! lol.
E-Motions
This is the orgin of E-Motions as told to me by some guy standing at a bus stop. lol..
Judge Judy
You folks have been sworn in and can be seated. Your contract for babysitting services have been null and void. Wipe that silly grin from your face you’re making me annoyed! I’ve read you’re statement now look in my eyes! I can tell by you
Adam and Eve Retold
I've seen different comedy bits on the retelling of Adam and Eve, one is from the movie History of the World: Part 1 by Mel Brooks. The other is by Sam Kinison. Both are hilarious retellings.
Friday is Tuesday's Saturday night
It's Friday!!
WORD OF THE DAY CHALLENGE
Jazzy's "Word of the Day Challenge"! Will be extremely happy if you make any sense of it.
She is right
are you following me?
want to masticate
lol..if you re-read and put this together these are all names of restaurants..lo.. mac donalds.. red robin... marie callenders colonel sanders kfc... burger king.hardy's a hamburger chain. sherri's restaurant. marie callender's and of course the taco bell..lol..
'He Sings' - (Pinkpoetress's style) ^^
(( Poetry Activity Exercise!! JUNE/2011--by Jazzy75 )) ^___^Dear Pinkpoetress, I wanted to mail or flower you but I couldn't -_- as I am blocked. lol Your mail blocked me I mean, so I hope you don't mind me writing your poem style. I think your style is lovely and fun to read. It's sometimes sad but it's ok cus most of times it's fun and I enjoy reading it! Special Thanks: Thank you Mr. Cafe2, Swade, Kickit, and Andrew. ^__^ First time the title of this poem was "Guess whose writing style it is?" ^_^ Mr. Cafe2 and Swade had no idea. lol Kickit was almost correct, his guess was 50% right. But maybe he was drunk a bit then he couldn't confirm the right one. lol Suddenly, Andrew just woke up early (around 5 am in the UK), lol he came as if a DARK HORSE, he posted his first comment of the day that, "My first instinct is that it is Pink!!! I have read lots of it!!!" and yeahhh it's Correct! The prize is my SMILE... here >> ^_________________^ Congrats Andrew!!!! lolol Now you can go back to bed. lol
What the?
Sound Familiar boys? Just having some fun!
For the lovely members of CS Pt.1
'Fellsman, Andrew, Niah, Stillframe and Freedumb I will be doing another for you all soon :-)
~Bare in Belize~ Limerick
There was a bald man from Belize his dog had a case of the fleas every itch he would scratch losing hair in each patch now they both save on haircutting fees~
A LITTLE MAGICK!......LOL
Just following Mac's lead in faerie tales....Hope this qualifies...LOL...Andrew...xxx
My life's a 'Deck of Cards'.
I was a good idea at the time but now I'm not so sure.
Wet Dream
Just checking to make sure everyone is awake out there. lol
LOVE..A TRAGEDY.(Shakespeare Stylee) lol
LOL....thought I would have some fun with this serious genre......Andrew....xxx
dreams fare
on television today, I heard in a movie promo 'you never remember the beginning of your dream' I contemplated this statement at first, what I recalled, was not so much about me but about...so many others who had stated, in regard to their cause
Fun Poem.
If I ever, find a man, That truely loves me to bits. I'll kiss his hand, and cuddle him. Then let him play with my .... felt tips!!!! ;)
Hey, Cowboy! Hold Your Horse!
I wrote it today, and responce was received shortly after, it made me laugh till tears!
Quiver
I Ponder on a vision of your lovely profile. The thoughts of you make me go half wild. A quiver from my loins now do attest, My feelings for you are not in jest. My heart's smouldering as if too ignite. I'll dream of you throughout the night. M