I Am Quite Normal
A bit of humour
Touched by the Drink (5-7-5)
A little help from France! 2011 - Languedoc region of France. Enjoy with all kinds of food, or, by itself, it stands out from the herd!
Venus Women
More crazy thoughts from my Imagine Love scenarios. Here's to Women from Venus and Men from Mars!
I dont want to...
just a funny poem from my first publication, I started writing a book last year just to see if I could, and it gives me a new hobby which I enjoy
My Mailbox
Just some Humor on Tuesday...no tears today!
Frogs 575
nonsence@
I wonder
Influenced by a astronomic bionic visitation, Don't tell the pope,
AFFAIRS
YOU'LL HAVE MANY OF THEM, UNLESS, YOU DON'T CHANGE, YOUR UNDERWEAR!
Greedy date haiku
My tummy is full just finished a cheeseburger finished with those fries?
Women's translations - WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED
Women's translations WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. We need... = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want... = You'll pay for this la
Drink it all away
Lil song I wrote...
The Cat in the Hat
just a bit on nonsense
My astrological sign..lol
I'm supposed to be a Sagittarius..the Fire sign But have the astrologist's Miscalulated my position Among the planet's? They say on Wenesday I was in Jupitors House And on Thursday in Neptunes house But Friday, I was in Betty's house and
A Fairy Tale
I love fairy tales especially with a happy ending.
Laughed..I Cried :)
Had such a laugh tonight, soooooo funny !!
My Dog, The Cat
For my little guy!
A Prawn By Any Other Name.
Well...when you think about this poem in a metaphorical sense...it's really quite profound!
Southern Santa
Santa's equivalent
Some Things Rhyme With Orange!
* A hill near Abergavenny (in Wales), popular with hang gliders ** An English surname....note: any resemblance, to any person (living or dead), is purely coincidental *** (Naturally this poem contains some assonance)...
I’m not a Poet I’m just a nice lad!
I’m not a poet I’m just a nice lad Who writes lots of poems when happy or sad Artistic I’m not but I’ll give it a lash My pockets are empty I’m desperate for cash Clever oh no with an IQ of nine Writing with words that seemingly rhythme Left
Puzzle
Puzzle time
bark
nog was my wifes pet he died one week after her and he did just this. he loved to bark at the postie and delivery guys. miss the little shit.
Driving Miss Daisy......
Unusually black night driving back from a job ......
Anomaly
I had recently a birthday .. usually it was a warm sunny day. but this time it suddenly started to snow, it was a little bit strange and unusual....)))
'The Supreme Sensations'
Who does not like a good made salad? Hope this humors up your day!
Moth joke
I do like a good Norm Macdonald joke, sad his recent passing, joke goes something like this..
Two gun Suzie
Big trouble in little city
Night adventure
Just an attempt to write something funny
My friend’s family and a bike
many of the poeple is like my friend... may be you can take it as a joke
CS Limerick
There once was a site made for dating where many found opinions debating in the forums they fought in the pictures they sought the one for whom they were waiting
where did I put my keys?
Something i do on a regular basis and i'm sure many of you can relate..............
Numbers
You can imagine all numbers must think this way.
drink poem
shows a small light on pub life (much diffrent than poem tells just a small light on the life of the pub
The Spel Cheker
I have a spelling checker, It came with my PC. It plainly marks for my revue Miss takes I cannot sea. I've run this poem threw it, I'm shore your pleased two no It’s letter-perfect inn it's weigh. My chequer tolled me sew.
Internet Spelling Blues
OK, OK, I have to admit that my initial comments were a LITTLE harsh, after all, I am not actually perfect, in fact I am quite capable of outright stupity on occasion, I just happen to be an idiot who can spell correctly! ;)
The Ride
The dark of night was covering the day. Her hands ached from gripping the wheel. She drove this way, and that way. All different directions as she had been taught. She could hardly see in front of her, But she continues the blind ride. Flyin
Somebodies Daughter
Actually a song I wrote 15 years ago - still get a kick out of it though.
A Lady With Low IQ
just a joke...hehe pls don't misunderstand. this is just a funny self portrait...
along these lines
sitting in the dark (at a concert) writing
god help me
a few days ago jesus spoke to me on tv- a slick-devil he is too, all pieced together in new italian shoes- book and tapes to show the way. to get straight, narrow and clean up a stained lifetime only costs twenty-bucks! i mailed it in r
The 5 Poet Prayer.
Dear Lord I need help, I cant write anymore, I need a plan, show me some talented poets to inspire me if you can, I'll include them in my writings, pay them verbal commission, Can we start real soon Dear Lord,,thats with your permission, I'll w
Reward for Information!
I've studied hard, worked on my mind searched the world for knowledge of every kind, I've read the masterworks of all, surveyed the planets, heard the cuckoos call, Chased imitation and falshoods tall, I've looked behind every door and wall