Ghastly Tale
To you a tale I will tell A tale so dark and drear A light in bed you will shine Your body racked with fear The covers tight about you pull As my tale does progresseth Heart it pounds, fingers twitch And eyes round room a roving In the sh
Full Moon (Revisited)
Hello Dear, will be home as soon as possible. Would love a nice juicy steak, medium rare...don't forget to vitamize it. Maybe a nice cookie. Love...Wolfgang
Politicians
Says it all
Bed Time Story
Too late, too late, too late The Wombat gruffly cried Rushing from burrow to burrow Looking for it's mate Who, who ,who The Owl did refrain Please don't forget me For I am coming too What a racket, what a noise Pondered the old Roo One
The Purple Frog Makes a Move.. Part #2
The Greenies, a name suggested to me by Andrew.lol. The Purple Frog..just a funny sounding title..making a story out of it..lol.
My big toes got a mouth on it
not a lot to say i do
Mary and Me
Unless you want to be inundated by animals don't invite that blasted cat and her fat flea. We never did get the house back. At last count there was seven hundred and sixty two animals living there. We now live in a tree house.
Mary and Me (II)
Seems no matter where we go these animals just keep coming
That Little Bird is Crazy
Political humor....
Come Gather Round
For some strange reason when I was writing this the tune to Bob Dylan's The Times They Are a Changin' kept running through my mind. If you feel like amusing yourself read it with that tune in mind
Bognored
There'd be no romance Us both together would visit no beach Better thirst and hunger that's for what she choose ahead of me We'd allow for tiffin when in every home 'pon a wall Mickey Rooney some picture hung
The Death Of Old McGee
Just some old-fashioned rhyming.
I STILL WANT....
ALL WHO AGREE PUT THERE HANDS UP!
Bush Ballad
Just a Bush Ballad for fun....hope you enjoy
Friday's Poem!
This is not a Wednesday poem cause Wednesday is in the middle And definitely not a Monday poem cause Monday I sit and fiddle And Tuesday I'm usually dreamin' Thursday would get here soon It's a whole lot like Sunday when I'm half asleep by
Sparkle (a cats tail)
Macie, my chocolate lab and sparkle have a love/hate relationship. One moment they are chasing each other around the house and outside and the next they are curled up sleeping side by side.
~~~~Richness of Writting~~~~~
I hope you enjoy writting as I sure do and any thought is good as long as you enjoy writting.
ANOTHER DAY FOR MAIL
THOUGHT MY MAILMAN WAS THE CONFUSED ONE.....
Bentlees Block Haiku
Words stuck in my mind refusing to be released being obstinate
Monorhyme 2
Just a fun write
I WISH I DIDN'T HOWEVER I DO
buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
koan zen
zazen hours over the invisible ocean..
Enjambment Poem
Today I sit at water's edge And try to catch fish for dinner A fish for dinner is a must Because starving I don't fancy The line is taut and pulling And I think I've caught one My mouth is salivating In anticipating fish dinner Damn t
Letter to Happygolucky4u
I'm sorry Happygolucky4u that this ended up here but I passed it on to you as quickly as possible.
Henry And Sister Gisella
Not every story has a happy ending...it is a happy ending for the witch.
Amelia, I Love Thee
Dear Amelia why have you rejected me. Is it because I don't have a hump, or is it the lack of a club foot. I cannot help it that my teeth are white and my hair tidy. Please Amelia I will change for you. Always yours in love Barak Jeconiah Holofernes
Poetnumber1 or The Baked Bean Competition
This is a true story...it was related to me by a friend of my cousin who had a dog who spoke to the mailman who had a girlfriend who had a pet rabbit who had a sister from Morvant Trinidad and Tobago. So there you have it
Dakota Jim
I'm Dakota Jim I'm as tough as nails You better not cross my path On each hip a gun I wear And knives in me boots Across my back a Winchester And derringers in my sleeves I'm as tough as nails And I'll rob you blind Old women, children and a
Washing Machine Cat
My daughter rang me this morning all distraught. The cat crawled into the front loader last night and got washed, not discovered till this morning. It is now at the Vets.
Cell Phone Wonders
I like the old fashioned phones better, but you know I got a cell phone too and it chirps like a cricket :))
Merry Christmas
This sound I hear upon the roof What could it possibly be Could it be the reindeer hooves Or Santa's gliding sleigh This noise so strange drives me insane With wonder and suspense I need to look yet dare I not What if my hopes are dashed
For There's Life In The Old Girl Yet
With a groan and a moan She rose from the lounge And shuffled to the kitchen She wriggled her butt back n forth For to elicit a response She gummed a smile As she licked her lips And said 'hello big boy' I shook with fright She was a hundred
My Cat
Just a bit of fun...
Look past me
Something I wrote through boredom this evening.
Bad hair day..
Where's my freaking hair? lol
Easedropping
Public cell phone talking
retired nonsense
Today we have had snow and it is real cold, so I've been doodling and this poem just popped in my mind. Hope you enjoy.
TERRIFIED
First day back in the classroom
Electronic Jargon
just a little horse play !
Daylight Savings
Also published on my international literary list: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/irodalom/message/10131 (Submissions are welcome.)
Too Much Love
In the mid of night I do wake To find your arms around me All you want is to make love I don't know if I can stand it Kissing here and kissing there And all this...I love you... Enough to drive a man insane With all this lovey doveying So qui
little blackbird
please don't shoot me - i didn't really kill it - just fed it