WOLVES, WOLVES, WOLVES
I always found Werewolfs kinda sexy but dangerous of course.
Limericks about CS forums users
there once was a lady called N Who sat on her nest like a hen with witty the violent who lost sight of silent gave up and gave into her N there was a young man called sky a few cs members did he rile the threads grew and grew t
whistling dixie
if you don't know, i can't help you
TEDDIE GOANNA..A.R.R..
JUST ABOUT A LAZY GOANNA..
'Who's Land'
In a rush to get to an appointment this morning I rushed out the door into the front yard and stepped right into a very large pile of dog? @!&% boy was I mad! So on the way to the appointment I thought of this one! :)
Redhorse
I can almost taste you As I bring you close to my mouth The scent I smell is intoxicating Your ice cold but I feel your warmth I glide my fingers on your moistened bod Remembering your distinct taste The last time you touched my tongue Oh th
Jungle Cruise Ride Skipper
Found these on youtube after I listened to Wierd Al's song Skipper Dan. It is about a guy who wanted to be a famous actor, and wound up working on the jungle cruise ride at Disneyland. "Look at those hippos, they're wigglin their ears, just like they've done for the last 50 years. So I'm paying the rent, but I'm dying inside, cause I'm working on the jungle cruise ride."
Hilda...
My experience of jet lag on a long haul flight....
Man a pause
Dont ask me ...the ladies knows...
LIMERICK sort-of
still doodling with words.
Taken for " A Ride"
My friend just came across my mind and the ride he was taken for
Paternity Testing
Give thanks for the one that discovered paternity testing Now many a lady is confessing They took their man for a ride But no more can their secret hide And now their situations are most interesting Now that there is paternity testing Too man
Farm Animals
I wanted to do this Jamaican style hence the broken language. I honestly did not think what these kids were being shown was a good representation of farm animals
My Abc's
Appreciate an antidote with just a little attitude Beginning with blessed bandages Causing caring courage Doing delightful donations Exited even extreme For the faith filled feel Gratitude goes with gesture How your happiness is heart filled
Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill Went Up the Hill, I Don't know what they did, Suddenly Jill ran down shouting, i-pill, i-pill, i-pill...
Big Red Motorbike
Inspired by an Australian bikie chick, and a recent ride (at the time) on a big red motorbike - a honda vfr, hence the aka r_honda_vfr The 'spelling mistakes' are intentional.
Ani-mules
I wrote this while caring for two children whom I looked after regularly - they loved it and we spent the afternoon with each of them acting out the animals as I read.
News Flash
Why does this stuff always come when i am busy?
Cabernet Sauvignon
Just playing with words and picked this out whilst in the kitchen "Cabernet Sauvignon" :-)
Contemplating my navel
I was contemplating my navel with all the power I saw able Why is it in the middle of my stomach? To this I am quite flummoxed Why does mine seem to go in? Is it because I am so thin? I know of some that stick out, pregnant women this they seem
World Atlas
I was laid on my mattress thumbing through a World Atlas Telling my son of all the places I’d been and all the things I had seen I told him of my time in the Himalaya and how there I had met a dragon slayer How he had taught me, all that he knew a
Training team oh we did have a scream
I was thinking back to my army days
Freight in the night
Don't know where this one came from?....lol
Note in my diary
Note in my diary I must remember, the world comes to an end on the 21st of December No months of Turkey and no Christmas pud, now that sort of news has got to be good I wish I had known earlier on, I wouldn’t bought presents for everyone
Its not because
I like a woman and a man, am I a gay? Can it just be for love and the other is for friendship? You commended me, I appreciated. Asking for more..I cant. Angry? never drag me. Just stop! enough I am not who you think I am. Its not because...You
The Corn Message
A cloud ran over to a mountain And whispered to the trees, Rain is on the way Set your mind at ease The trees whispered through the valley Down to the stream Rain is on the way Don't be feeling low Got it straight from a cloud Just telli
Cloud Boom
Cloud boom, that is cave man talk Cloud boom boom boom Cave man walk fast to cave Till storm has gone Try to light fire Wood is wet But now has clean attire Only one thing make cave man fret And that is cloud boom Cloud boom boom boom
Saving Our Planet
Just having fun with the global warming topic that is so popular these days. Are we warming our planet, or did the sun have an active year in 2012? I think we can make a mess of things at times, but I wonder sometimes what the real aim of all this global warming talk is really about.
The Thunder Song
My favorite rental so far this year is Ted. It's about a boy wishing for his Teddy bear to come to life, and it does. Ted comes running into John's room right after he hears some thunder, "Thunder buddies for life, right John. You're #@$% right. Oh, come on, let's sing the Thunder Song."
Time Ahead Of You
Firewoods choped and the fire is hot Smoke rolling out the chimney top Wintertime isn't gonna make me blue Wintertime I got time ahead of you Red bird dancing on the window sill Prancing around just the way he feels Let the wind blow and forg
I Did It Again
I did it again, my reflection it cry’s My head it is thumping ,and there’s blood in my eyes. My memory is distorted, and my mind its so numb, to many times iv seen this picture, how can i be so dumb. Don’t know how i got here, Have no idea at al
Your Snapped!
Twitter in the 1700's oops I lost a country!
A sonnet ordered me Violante
Not easy to translate it from spanish, I'm not sure if everything can be understood.
Fridge Monster
A bit of nonsense. Just visited my grand children. Bella kept opening the refrigerator so her dad told her there lives a fridge monster inside. To a 4 year old anything is possible
old man
well after a night with the kids and busted railway timetables leading to bussing it with a child in arms sound asleep once finished i felt old being reason for my poem tonight enjoy
Pretty Lady
I was feeling silly one day and wrote this song, the only rap song I ever wrote. It's a humorous tale of metting someone at Safeway and being invited to dinner, with disastrous results.
But did we?
I read in the news just the other day, the illumanti are coming, time to get away, a new world order is the ultimate goal, to possess our life, to possess our soul, their big and strong, been around a while, why, they've got panache they've
Strange but true
Whats the difference between you and me?, is it how we're brought up or what we see? You've got a funny accent, its not you I blame, compared to mine, hey we're just not the same, And your clothes look funny and strange to me, its ok, uniquen
Jingle-Bells, Osama Smells
Dont remember exactly when i wrote this ;)
CHESS WIH DEATH
A story within a poem, that is how dancing performs
dope dreams
dope dreams of us and we all dream of dope, but who are the dreams and who are the dopes, for dope is the dream and we are the dopes, so dont smoke the dreams but smoke the fking dopes!
Cereal Killer
Just having some fun with some of my favorite cereals, my favorite cereal is Cookie Crisp, but I couldn't remember the name of the mascot!