MACAVITY'S SIDE OF THINGS.Lady Morgana's challenge
A different perspective...lol....Hope you liked it...Andrew...xxx...Please do read Macavity, the mystery cat by T.S.Eliot....
Excessive Love (Macduff's' Schmaltzy Challenge)
Having a go at this was fun......
How to win a man!
From the library of Congress.. 'The Book of Dudes.' The difinitive guide. $29.99
Date . Dip
This weeks personals: Good luck ladies!
My First Nine Months
Listened to this book on MP3 about this woman who could recall every day she lived. That inspired this. My earliest recollections are around the age of two.
My ideal woman
Ok..So I don't actually wear green socks..There is a point I won't cross.lol
The Race!
We are all in the race of life, whether it be the tortoise or the hare!
Jack the Lad
a hopefully lighted hearted twist
Einstein
E=Mc..confusion..lol
A Bit of Australian Slang
Just for a bit of fun....should you really give up as to the meaning of any word I will be happy to explain
The real Profile
lol.
A Summer Riddle
What time is it for you?
what's in a W.O.R.D.???
Just a chance to exercise your creative acronym talents
Faking it.
Looks better now! Thanks Bill (otherwise known as Fellman)
Thank God! (a limerick)
^_^ Special Thanks --> MacDuff, I know how to write a limerick poem because of his poem "LimeRick".... And THANK YOU everyone here for being so niceeeee to me))))) -->_<-- I wanna see you all and give a BIG BIG HUG/each!!!! ^_____^ well, this is my 1st poem in 2011!! Happy New Year with(out) STD))) LOL :P
"In-Sane"
Now on a lighter note, I choose "C" Sophia xx
polar bear
They said take a running jump so that is what he did now in mid air nearly there eat your heart out said the bear. mind i aint landed yet just halfway the
fishin' lines
anybody got a hook?
spel chak
wat kin I saay
A Reason for Leaving? (lol)
LOL......XXX
Closeted Fears Within
Gotta get to bed earlier and throw out all those old immitation fur coats...lol.
Clearance rack
Overheard this sorting through the clearance rack
DAYDREAMING
Just daydreaming AGAIN
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'VE GOT AT FIRST GLANCE
Got to admit a couple of poets on here inspired me to write differently. And of course you just never know at first glance what you have
Lockless and the Delilah maidens
Seventy maidens from CS castle broke through enemy lines They slew the guards of the sleeping monarch.. They took the kings spoils with all his golden treasures They took Philistine spears and shields They took the latest Pyramid high heels
The Airplane Announcement
Just pretending if I were a pilot and also hoping that the pilots on the flights I have had would have at least told me once in a while what I was seeing out the window.
Table for One!
Looking for the other half of the date! Lol
The wizards potion
Stir stir bubble and boil Churn churn in loves sweet toil This maidens lure is one smooth lotion She'll never resist this seductive potion Sprinkle exotic herbs and she's bound to squeal Add a few strange grapes and she'll surely kneel O,
Whining...
Ugh I feel old sometimes...
Free Range Chickens
They had this hilarious skit on SNL where they sing this song called "Set the Chickens Free." Adam Sandler plays Axle Rose, Chris Farley plays Carnie Wilson, and Phil Hartman plays Kenny Rogers. It was a parody of We are the World from 1985.
My other half
Just rolling some numbers around in my head...
Ode to the outhouse poet..
just a bit of dark humor my poet friends...lol
The three things to take (challenge)
I got no clue what the challenge is really about to be honest, but I figured it was about an island and what to take, and sorry if it was a closed thing only for friends, do not mean to intrude, but I have not written a poem in a while and so I thought I just give it a go ^^
Star Universe
just having fun in free verse
My Lucky Silver Dollar
Yesterday was a little dismal and today is still a little gray But I'm hoping before tomorrow comes that you
I need a real woman
A real woman: Who doesn't lust after me simply for a lock of my hair. Lol. Is it Friday yet?
April Fools Jokes From My Past
This is a list that could go on forever. There is no shortage of fools out there and their foolish behavior. One of my favorite on tv was the spaghetti being harvested from the spaghetti trees.
The secret
We were just teenagers when you told me your secret I wish you never had.. Standing in your mothers kitchen your eyes lit up when you described what you had found and you grabbed me and made me swear that I'd never reveal the secret When you
Ode to Online Dating
Just penning some thoughts about this "reality", the phenomena we call "online dating", what is it really? Something to ponder!
Wayne's Challenge 2
Wayne maybe this is a better try. Thanks all for your read
Spring cometh!
In the winter months you would find me sleeping in my cave The bones of weaker prey are sprawled about None dare awaken me for death would be certain Yet my deep slumber is disturbed by the sent of female With a snarl I warn all would be co
What?
Did I say what? O, you must have said something.. I mean.. what? O...you need more coffee? Ok Well..It's............ FRIDAY! Yessssssss!