Denizens of the Flat Earth Internet Cafe...
I spent many happy hours at that place..., sigh, I miss it...
Nittee the Gnat
Ha ha :) a bit a laugh eh :)
Petrude Vile Disgrace And Bad Spelling
This is about as evil as I get...God help me!
The Trial...
It seems senryu is taking over here temporarily. I thought I'd add a lighthearted attempt.
The Flying Dutchman
Just 15 minutes of glory to Flying Dutchman ...
coining it
to a five penny piece I shrunk to the size as life made me hard in the head and eyes so pressed ganged was I on a leathery ship that lived in a pocket on the side of her hip and life wasn't easy and life wasn't hard it was tough bedding
Lime Rhyme on a Dime
Practicing rhyming even if its not generally my thing :)
A grown-up kid
This was first written for my son and keeps changing
"Merry Christmas to all"
Happiness overflows on this wonderful day!
Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
I found this going through my old files. Evidently I needed this brevity when I was in the "corporate" world! It was written by Ravi Bhavnani who certainly knows how to "maintain" his level! Here's to you Ravi! Have a laugh today, it's good for your heart!
Body talk
You never know if its a swish or a swash If its a twirl or a swirl A hippy move or a seductive grove Is it a naughty look or a closed book Her big toe balancing her red highheel Or a teasing test to see how you feel A flip of the hair in
MY CHERISHED PHONE
THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE A MALE, OR FEMALE, CARRESSING THEIR PHONES; REALIZE,THAT THAT THEY ARE JUST MAKING OUT, WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX!
Someone, Anyone, No One......
It is really quite amusing.... Joining these online social dating sites In the hope of finding someone.... Nothing happens for someone just won't be found, Then we start looking for anyone..... But anyone isn't really around.... Then we slowly
Country song
Just a song...Lol..A couple things do fit at the moment tho haha...
That booty
When a girl knows how to walk....mnnnnn
The junk collector`s bedtime story
I wrote "The junk collector`s bedtime story"simply to put into words what is one favorite American pastime.As a part time flea market vendor,I just hate to see anything good going to waste.If I find stuff that nobody else wants,I will find out why they got rid of it.If I can fix it,OK.I might use it,keep it,sell it,or trade it.If nothing else,use it for parts to repair other stuff.Some stuff that`s no good I might still save to use as an example to match up replacement parts.If I find something and then discover that its` completely worthless,I can always just put it back where I found it.What really gets me is that people throw stuff out 5 minutes before they need it,only for me to fix it and sell it right back to them.The resale value is ultimately,only as much as what people are willing to pay.But if you have a lot of good used items,if you sell it for a cheap price,you won`t be able to sell it fast enough.
Crazy World Of Skin Colour
Some dark-skinned people seek to lighten their skin colour By applying skin creams to make themselves fairer Most of those creams have some chemical matter That can cause serious health problems later Their use is common in countries like India
Show Me the Way to Go Hame
Hic, Hic, hicup oh my had several drinks over the last few hours and my poor head is spinning Hic pardon me 'tis the drink my feet seem to be both left I keep tripping over ouch maybe a last one for the road Hic that was not so wise my h
Spicy Soup ~(14 Words)
All smiles
I got a kiss!
I got a kiss from a little girl, I was twenty and she was twelve, I smell jasmine scent on her face, She blushes and pull my hair! http://photos.connectingsingl
.........endless coffees............
Ciggarettes to endless coffees. Quiet as easter.
Time
Tick tock...
A fools lullaby
Sometimes you write about what you know...
I Don't Wanna Go
A parody of Mr. Custer. I am dreading going to the doctor tomarrow. I have to get my blood pressure down to get a job.
What's wrong with the world? (smmerwind challenge)
The human condition...
duck suspect
a non smoker has entered horrifying details how he kills little ducks babies, this serial killer has come into the ducks life, left a brutal comment, he, in response to his comment the wolf is on the prowl, every inch of ground i hope he is
sad frog
now what do you say to that peter just because you wear green dont make you a frog
Me love you long time
Helllow: Dude here..? Looking for a female with ruby lips to kiss on my face in the park.. Must go to the park and visit the big yellow duck.. I like the duck because he i my friend.. He told me stuff.. He told me woman would come because I
THE BRIDE OF FRANKINSTEIN
I've so missed you all. Thank you for all your prayers and good thoughts, and comments. Love you. Peace be with you always. Sending you wishes for many blessings. Hugz, Pink.
the things i would take challenge
Onto my island in the sun Three thing I will take Take my saw and make me tables and chairs I will sit and ponder As the world goes bye Will bring my amark Hang it from two tree s to rest my tired body from my toils of the day Swing
By the Time You Read this
I will have aged.... Not a lot, but it happens so quickly I remember the excitement of turning 16...... "Sweet" 16 I can drive. 18...An "adult" now... NO!!! Not 30... Middle age CAN'T be 40... Social Security statements?? OBVIOUSLY n
Plagiarism
thank you all, to who have unbeknownst contributed' Love Soph
nan
i have a nan who is always lazy she farts and blows it drives me crazy she slurps and gobbles at her tea i think myself she is a lazy be she talks out loud to herself she eats me ma out of house and home this is the reason i wrote this poem
A Little Pumpkin (Haiku)
Not much!!
Online Games and Facebook Friends
Decided to let those fb friends whose requests I have ignored all those years know not to waste their time in a very very long and winded way :-D feeling devilish today...well almost :-D
5-7-5 Mol
I read there was a Haiku challenge, and as I couldn't sleep, I decided to do a silly haiku instead :-)
I am slightly insane
Cupboard oh i may slam de doors shut Or nicely open them.... But just for now Let them midways Between the two tides Sane/insane
It’s Friday
Friday humor! Cheers!
I look forward to seeing your message!
Guess, a chunk of luck has fallen on me from the sky while I am waiting for potentially hazardous Asteroid 2004 BL86 to pass the earth! A classical example of spammer's message, a masterpiece in a sense.
Peach on the beach
The sea looked inviting one hot summers day , So I took off my socks and made my way where ripples glistened in the sun, My skin glowed like a hot cross bun, I forgot to bring my speedo swimsuit The guy in the water looked kinda cute,
Taste a woman
Oh, for heavens sake. What's it take to get a date on Saturday night? Somebody needs to get some pizza up in this joint! Lol It's all in good fun.
All to myself .
I love my bed.