Who viewed me?
Who I ask..viewed me? Could it be you? Was it your sister? Or perhaps your mother?! O, 'you said your cat stepped on your phone and pushed the view button' Then tossed it to the dog A pup you call Mutton And don't forget the bird with its t
Invisible
those folks with no pics who is forever promising one and those who put a pic but you get nothing else and you wonder if they are even human....
Ninety Nine Bottles
Just a bit of humour
A lock of my hair..lol
O thou trembling maiden who thouest wouldest to meeth be a recipient of thou mine locks of golden har.. Thy mumbling lips doth beg me while on bended knee From the top of this terrace I have snipped for thee a lock for thine inheritan
Tomfoolery
Saturday funnery.
Recipe for heartache
Mnnn...tasty
Ants
Do you ever take the time to look closely at the ants Just roll up your pants, So they don't bite you. I did just that as I sat back in my sun lounger one hot summers day . I saw hundreds ants come out to play, Tho they weren't playin
Paul Hollywood
Just a bit of fun, a poem about my celeb crush lol
Without Salt
You look good enough to eat If indeed we ever meet, You will surely feel the heat, When our souls collide My sweet
The viral blues
Happy New 2022 to us!
On and On and On She Goes
I must be a terrible person.
missed kiss
senryu (5-7-5) not half haiku
A Bar Scene
There she is, sitting across the bar Glancing me and me at her. She's doing The feminine stuff that makes MEN Become animals! Smiling so innocently, flipping her hair, Glancing just enough to keep me roused! Eye contact? Hell YES! Body langu
Till Death Do Us Part
Bill and Kimmy's married bliss Went on for just a year. But something then became amiss And Kimmy's health got queer. When making love nigh every time She fainted straight away. So they told the doc about this sign To see what he would say. I
The one that got away
Just a good old fishing yarn..about the one that got away...
A Man behind the Mask
He is a man in the past Keep something in his heart Keep something in his mind His words reflect his mask Hiding behind his own truth There is a fear to face the world His heart was broken so many times His heart feels something to explode
I need samples! (a limerick)
-_-'' Anyone tell me if this is called 'Limerick' ??? ermm... if not, I will write a new one again! LOL >_<//// I think I am having problem writing a "limerick"
Limerick Weekend #2
I once had a friend try to borrow My money with tales of sorrrow. And so he did say I need it yesterday! "No Problem! Just ask me tomorrow!".
Trouble Is.....
Just a little nonsense....lol....Andrew...xxx
First and Last Meeting
Can anyone relate to this?? Where do those socks go????
Tears for Two
done under my previous serpico 12
The tale of an Insomniac
I lie awake most every night Trying to sleep is my only plight Staring at the ceiling, laid in my bed Many thought run through my head So to my GP my symptom I described Sleeping tablets the doctor prescribed No longer worrying about staying
A Man from Mars?
I'd really love to see one and go for a 'ride'.
Smoke-signals
Giving up smoking is easy. Done it dozens of times...
William Shakespeare
My entry into this weekends competition
binary foils
i know you never feel this way but...
"Go Find The Poet"
Just a silly attempt to acknowledge the worth of the poets!! :-)
THE VERY PROPER GANDER
Those who have fallen victims to slander, scandal, malignant gossip and backbiting can relate to the above. Humankind has devised all kinds of brutal punishment for those innocent of crime who happened to be political opponents and pose threat to the well-being of movers and shakers or just failed to please them. This is a poetic rendition of James Thurber’s parody entitled “The Very Proper Gander”.
A MALE MONOLOGUE
Before any lovely ladies jump up and down this is merely meant as a fun write and in no way or manner to be taken seriously at all, after all where would we be if there were no lovely ladies in this world. It would be utterly boring and a sad place to live.
collection of one liners
trying to work on something better. but in the mean time hope to keep you entertained.
Ladies: 'Your Profile Reality Check List'
just for fun...
I wanna be a Dog!
It's Friday night! lol.
After the Party
wanted to repost this after i pulled it.
seperated together.
i hope you found this entertaining.
smeared windshield
Bug splatter can not see cause of the brain and bladder sun's rays making it a haze wipper washers having a blast broken wings crushed dreams for I can not see the sun is blinding me I loose my lane now I join the bug splatter now my br
Conquer and surrender neighbourhood style
Folks if you have to fight early in the morning, Dont forget to take out the chainsaws and kitchen knives, Husbands fight fire with deadly fire, Tell your wives how bad she really looks once she is fully awake, And wives be cunning in your cat
Hannahs Day at the Farm
My daughter loves the animals at her grandparents farm. One day when we were visiting, This poem came to me as I was watching her one to one animal to the other
Fellsman's Challenge..(Limericks)
Some limericks for Fellsman's (Bill's) challenge. :-)
captain morgan (worse poem ever challange)
hope this made the grade of the stupid poems. lol..
Wizzard's wish..
Ok..I'm going fishing! Laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Fishing Stories
Thought I would have a little fun. This is my daughter though and she did catch a HUGE fish while we were vacationing. Reminded me of many other times fishing and stories that were shared - some true and some a bit of a stretch!
The Sun Worshipping Preacher
Inspired by all the tv preachers I have watched through the years and the jets and mansions that their words of wisdom bought for them.