Big mouth
Me and my big mouth! Now I bite the dust, Caught with my pants down, Now I've said too much.
My Sweet Lover
My sweet, sweet lover, how the stench of death clings to you. I dare not squeeze too hard lest a part of you falls off. Though the world may not like you, to you I
Listen Son
I tell you son this tale I tell Is true as true can be Time was when dogs ruled And man was his pet He would take his man for walk And take him to the park There he’d make him throw a stick And play with a ball Man needs to be exercised
"Anomaly"
Paralyzed in this silence. I’m bewildered by your science. Where do I fit in this chaos theory? I’m trapped in a matrix that is Illusionary. Who be the god that pulls all these strings? I have questions for so many things. What be the words of
Gone Fishing Part 1
I wrote this to remind myself that sometimes a little patience is required before you find what you are looking for. :)
Gone Fishing Part 2
Part 2, since it was too big to post all at once.
The Day After Yesterday
There was a time when I was blind So I couldn’t hear them coming I tried to run for warning to give But I forgot my legs were missing I rode a goat who had no head But had to stop to milk it The bull gave birth to a lamb Who took off flying
funny :)
She stood there by the ocean, The breeze gently lifted her hair. Of that seagull just above her, She was totally unaware. Seemingly floating in the sky, The seagull’s wings were still. I think it paused to take good aim, And drop a mess at w
If Violets were Red
I've always pondered the great mysteries - one of which is: "if violets were red, and roses blue"
Standing Ovations
Standing Ovations to you sir the day we met You wanted to know whats on my mind Not first what is under my dress or in my pants And on that the tone for our friendship was set Don't get me wrong I knew you weren't blind I saw the desire but your
Food and Humour (A Challenge)
lets get some laughter going as we read your efforts lol
The Not So Perfect Woman
Here is a nonsense poem I have written, I hope you like this. Written: 6th July 2013
The Tale of Isobella
Written for a contest ... A Twist With a Twist
Mormon Lake Mud
Starts out so slippery, Like walking on ice. Then it rains again, Here once or twice. When it gets ankle deep, Seems pretty rough. Sticking to boots, And to your pants cuff. Then it rains again here, A couple more times. Turning ankle deep
the toad gets vengance
On her broom stick the green witch did fly Up and down dale Spying the land for Entrail s to find To use in a potion That will make her look beautifull To catch her a prince charming To make her his wife Spying the land See spies a
Mary’s Lamb
People think that I’m so nice With my lamb as white as snow And everywhere that I do venture I make sure the lamb has to go A big chain around its neck I drag it right along You wonder why does it come Because I’m much too strong Once it’
Help
Truth
Careful what you wish for!
I hope that they have a return policy... (this is an add on to 'Billy the Finn', an earlier entry)
She Leaves.
Waiting on the platform as the train vibrates by.
"Candy Crush"
Mind boggling this invention. How has it captured my attention? Strangely I invest my time. Challenging my mind. New level, new venue for conquest. Fire burns within to surpass my friends in this contest. Dismay comes when lives are lost. Wait
The Last Thing
Like fingernails scratching across the blackboard, that is how your voice sounds to me. You have the face of an angel and soft billowy breasts, narrow waist and curvaceous hips. I try to concentrate on these, almost succeed, then you speak again.
Self defence
Just for fun
Recession
Roses are red Violets are blue, i picked them from my neighbors yard so it was free of charge.
that kebab
my head spins the room going round on a merry go round my head does spin my feeling of vomiting rush to the loo I do go just to make it in time oh no I need to go splurge the loo is covered disentry the order of the day in an out
Who am I (the pen)
I read your mind quick as you can blink I will do the writing all you need to do is think Put me on a piece of paper I will deliver the ink I come in many colors from midnight blue to pink You words can come and go , thoughts you can forget My w
happy birthday
on this day many moons ago a lovely lady was born with warm and loving fingers i wrote to you this little poem the daffodils in bloom open up to sing this song on this very special birthday i wish you all the happiness until this time n
Lunch at Bunol (aka La Tomatina)
La Tomatina is a food fight festival held on the last Wednesday of August each year in the town of Bunol near to Valencia in Spain. Thousands upon thousands of people make their way from all corners of the world to fight in this 'World's Biggest Food Fight' where more than one hundred metric tons of over-ripe tomatoes are thrown in the streets.
Silk Road Adventure
Yes this happened to me ! Should I tell?
a walk in the bush
As i walk through the bush with the wind blowing my hair. I looked up an saw birds sailing through the air Then one dove down an i did leap straight in a dung heap. I was covered in odor. How i wished i could have got a cold shower but not until i re
What I Don't Know I Knew
I was visitng with Aristotle...in my mind...you know his famous quote "The more you know, the more you know you don't know.” And I just wanted to be silly with that thought and pen a little craziness! If you think about it...it is true though!
POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS©
i wrote it when I was angry when we were supposed to say, Happy Holiday in stead of Merry Christmas.
POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS© Part TWO
I enjoyed the fact I could write such a funny poem
The end is near
time to push the cow off the cliff what a nice sacrifice hope God likes it ! now time for a beer
down and out in area 51
what the f*ck goes on there at the weekends ? drinking beer and line dancing ? so who's taken the ufo horse to france ?
Fanatical about Film
Mrs Magoo went to the cinema For the price of a shilling She thrilled to see: Cads Bullet-Proof-Monks And an exocet - shot up her own derriere! 'This is great what's next' she exclaimed Until I came along to rip out her poodle 'There's
Telecom
Just a bit of nonsense.
Wanna Hear My Story ?
This Poem Is Just My Imagination
Personal Life
As I looking around, I say to myself whatever happen to my personal life and then I say the last time I checked it was on the internet.....Oh Well.. LOL
Four Pigs In A Row
(While waiting at the hospital to see my specialist I watched a police brass band [consisting of four trombones] playing in the foyer. Listening to them was a bunch of geriatrics waving their walking sticks around.)
my four dogs and me...a childs mind
we all ran out the basement door my four dogs and me down a winding trail seeking all there was to be children's squeals in the distance our noses raised up high the game was on, the trek begun ears pointed to the sky our tails quickl
My first time
Just a little funny I thought of to boggle your mind
The Family At Number Seven
I once knew a man who had three legs He was married to a woman who had two heads Now you might think that they looked strange But they were happy and couldn’t care less They had a son who had a rather long tail What the tail could do is beyond