ballad of a backwards playing jukebox
I'm going down to the record station.. I'm gonna buy me a backwards jukebox.. I'm going to play all my favourite songs wearing nothing.. but my hat and my socks and listen to Blaze.. as he sings every song.. ending to start.. and ill get all my s
i am me by name.. tex me @ 543%--'"6775$$&-7764$'"#3466''%3456&'%3" $%5446&::'"*"&-775%';:""555*':''
At least 50 scammers this week. I love it! Lol. Cafe
Yellow Techno
"Make your day full of shunshine, then share it with a stranger" ~Bliss~
pity penny pie pence (Jade's Challenge)
Inspired by Jade's P & Ragdoll poems... *pips(of oranges)/seeds of oranges
Seeking women 134 to 798
Call me if you can hear Read me if you can see These are my age ranges Anyone above the age of 798 I won't respond to I won't I just won't. Cafe lol
rapturecapture
For our mysterious facinating maiden..so talented.. so sweet soooooooooo!
Cat Attack (kickit's aptly appealing alliteration) Trial aka Challenge
CATching up to a Kickit challenge... (Kickit, I might have broken some rules-not sure-from Cat "the Chocolate Fiend")
How much is that snake in the window?
How much is that snake in the window? The one with the six hairy legs How much is that snake in the window? Look, it sits up and begs I’m going to Hell in a hand basket And my sweetheart a present I’ll leave With the snake in bed curled aroun
Mama's Advice
Enjoying my Season 2 DVD of Mama's Family. This episode has Mama helping Aunt Fran with an advice column. The show is one of the funniest I have ever seen.
I could tell
This is actually the kind of crazy talk I've heard people say back in the 60's and early seventies. Lol.
Damaged goods
A lil something lol
A short story
Best seller! Lol.
Zzzzzzzzzz!
Only thirty maidens who know the magic word can wake me from my slumber.
If Only I Was A Poet
#5 Just something that leaked out my pen and formed before I could count to ten
If I Only Had An A##
I saw this parody of The Wizard of Oz song "If I Only Had A Brain" on the Dana Carvey Show. He was one of my favorites on Saturday Night Live. He had some great impressions including the church lady, Ross Perot, and George Bush.
Words Aren't Enough
The old saying action speaks louder than words. Oh yeah!
Where for Art Thou Ragdolls
I was challenged and had to rise up and meet it!
Comment
Just having some fun..Don't forget to comment! Regards, Ken :)
Women (the handbag theory)
* Just a bit of satire on superficiality
Spring Mix
Inspired by spring
CRUEL RAIN
Its rained for days i'm locked in
Haiku challenge
Just trying..
Ocean’s haiku challenge-2
Another try..
Mods
Recently a poem of mine was deleted without explanation Not only is poetry a form art and self expression but historical documents giving reference to thought and feeling a particular moment in time. Lots of writers and artists have faced this situation The poem had comments and views. So I wrote the poem opening whoever decided to delete this work of art?might find the courage to explain why
~C~D~B~
Hmmm. lol :) whats it say? A little funny for the day:)
Silly stuff; Mrs Fledgler, The Funeral.
Well what can I say really???
Surrender (To John)
I Most humbly do beg your pardon That I have caused your heart to harden I am no man youth or lout I do not have large muscles or clout For I am small and sweet and light I do not wish to kill or fight I do not like to cuss or scream I
My First Time
True story. Kathy was fourteen and experienced. I was eighteen and green. Fortunately, she didn't get pregnant. Her mom came home later and Kathy walked me to the car, then I realized I had left my wallet in the bedroom when I got the condom out. She went back in to get it and after a couple of minutes her mom called out, "What color is it?" I managed to choke out, "Black." Kathy came out with it a moment later. I asked her what she had told her mom and she said that the kids were playing hide and seek with it. lol
asleep i grew
When newly born i was only small and i never knew inside i grew i grew asleep i grew at rest in my little playpen happy there on top of my head there grew hair down through the years up i grew one day i would catch up even you in a wor
Spell It
just having fun
its a dogs life
Its a dogs life gotta tell you wearing goggles like these so i m frowning who would nt this dog dont want to swim in sea so i m in a mood look what
Adventures in Plumbing
What I've been fighting the last several days...
mike tyson limerick
i hope this is right iv looking limericks etc up all day if its not i am sorry
new 1 step program
guranteed if ya paid for every step you walk you wouldn't be going to the bars or casinos or even the fridgerater as much. there for in one step all these addictions are cured.
Multiple meanings
Multiple meanings for Peaches and Cream and otherwise.
incorrigible
Incorrigible, ‘tis said am I! Perhaps, but I am wondering which adjective definition to apply to determine what is my condition. beyond correction, bad impervious to constraints, me? or, firmly fixed, not easily changed as a habit bad or go
Did I miss something PART 2
Steve here ya go.. It was probably better in your mind.. lol I still Have no clue what he meant
Rich Man Blues
Just having fun with rich people. It would be funny to see a depressed rich person. They must exist somewhere.
It's a Wonderful Fishing Trip?
Mixing a parody I saw on Saturday Night Live about the movie It's A Wonderful Life. In the movie Mr. Potter never gets punished for stealing the 8,000 dollars from absent-minded Uncle Billy. In another SNL parody, Dana Carvey playing George Bailey gets a mob together to beat up Mr. Potter. "I don't want the money, I want a piece of you!"
She broke Mr. Fixit
I'm your handiman..call me.lol.
Snap Back
written as thank you for b'day gifts (including pkg of silicone bands)
Doo Ahh Diddy Diddy!!!
The Poem says that!!