Reminisce (Limerick)
Just taking at stab at world leaders in modern times....and how governments don't respond to the problems faced by ordinary people.
Limerick
I know a lady maned LIL She decided to get on the pill But the pill didn't work The poor girl went berzerk Now there's a baby named BILL
Limerick (you see it coming)Secret Service
it's in the news !
The Nothing Verse
We all have writers block at times yet feel something is there, well this is what was there.
The coffee diaries#1
True confessions of a Maxwell man..lol.
The Three Little Pigs - A New Story (Part 3 of 4)
On his way coming home A trailer papa pig rented To load all things from in house Across the street to be moving The beds, the lounge, all dining room And even the TV was loaded Not a thing was left behind Except three cups, plates and spoon
limerick 'ODETTE'
There's a lady poet named Odette, Formally, we've never met,but She sends me notes About poems I wrote I appreciate all the comments I get.
limerick for a fuddy duddy
I never kissed her...I just heard about her
The Great Esacape
More nonsense and chuckles .
Gunfight in the Sun
I thought maybe,with all the broken hearts on this Forum,a little levity might be in order. After all it is said " Laughter is a good medicine ! "
Young Drakonius
Oh dear, I am so ashamed What would Uncle Drac say Descended from this fine line Such terrible, fearsome vampires Out at night, hunting for food You’d better indoors be hiding Young or old, it matters not Your blood, theirs for the taking
Alien limerick
Popped up whist thinking spacey thoughts...
Hey...guess what?
Whacky me and sleepy ...good night
"The Runaway Handbag?"
a mixed bag! I'll have the Pineapple lumps, thank you!!
The Bar Scene!
I often wonder why women go to the bar alone? Lol
More Predictions for the Future
This time trying my best to include as much of the world as I could in my predictions.
Oh Aquarius!
Vulcan's Never Bluff.
sumpin silly
from extreme boredom, silly ness rises
Full Moon (The Vegan)
Hi Mum, Coming home as quick as werewolfly possible. When I get home could I please have a nice cup of coca and a bowl of steaming vegetables. And please, please whatever you do...NO MEAT...your loving son, Wolfred.
Shall I Compare Thee to a Winter’s Day?
My humblest apologies to William Shakespeare who at last report was spinning in his grave
Dreaming??
Just having some fun
vernacular
whatcha mean it's not spec-tac-u-lar, it's not the king's spoken command the way I mean to say ver-nac-u-lar it's just my talkin' outta hand don't cha know how folks here talk syntax of emotion, of little import music to some ears, others can
The Gobbledoth
The Murray River is a large river in Australia....the town Murray Bridge is locally known as The Bridge....
last night.
hehehehehe.get your mind out of the gutter...
Cirque du Poetry
Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen Welcome to the Cirque du Poetry Come inside and you will see The most amazing poetry Here you find the Ballad Poem Tis a story, tale or legend There is also the ABC Where poems run down the alphabet Let's not
SELECTION OF
AWAKE AT 2.30 AM WHEN THESE CAME TO MY HEAD
Lucille (The tale of the travelling salesman)
This is a true story as told to me by my cat who heard it from the fox (that's another story in itself) and so on
Start Right or End Wrong
It says it all
Cant Sleep
sleepless nights
My Dog Rover
My dog Rover speaks to me A vocabulary quite extensive It's true, I tell you without a lie He won't talk to you,I don't know why He's smart and clever and full of tricks He taught me to pick up sticks Now is the time when all tings must end An
Color Me Silly
Something different, silly, and fun
The Wedding
Was driving home from work this morning when I realised my friend needed his daily dose of humour. This was the result.
Lucky me
There's a chance I haven't lost my phone which is great because it cost a lot more than a comb and i still have hair.
Crazy Note tonight !!!!!!!!!
To have fun and be crazy while writing and exspressing words.
Salvador's South Indian Food
Down the street and round the corner Lives a South Indian man Money tight and bills keep coming Need a way to find to earn Loved to potter round the kitchen Maybe takeaway was the game Put up sign for advertising Genuine South Indian cuisine
Kamikaze Herring
If you go down to the sea today you might not stay for long For the kamikaze herring swim up and sing this song we will jump out of the water And bight you on the nose Then we will lie across your smelly feet and nibble all your toes If you
WRONG MOVE
Have you ever made a wrong move
Prepare yourself for..'The Lady Killer'
Am I completely out of my mind or what? lol.
How dead is dead?
The next time someone tells you to 'drop dead', hand them this poem so you can determine how dead they want you.lol. AS a courtesy I've enabled you to drop dead with style..You can thank me later.lol.
~~ Fun To Be Funny~~
Wow this was real writing this real right l.o.l.
Steven
Just Me
up rooted
ok well the boy didn't actually pull all the trees out of the ground he is old enough to call a tree removal company and have them pull all the trees out of the ground while mommy was to busy being mommy to the milk man while daddy was on vacation and no I do not have a little boy or not even a little girl. this is just a poem. lol