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a minute as a cricket

a minute as a cricket

Lol why not eh. Cheers all.

Sone XX4

Sone XX4

Inspirated by Shakespeare....

Off My Chair

Off My Chair

I need a drink I need a scotch If you go get it I'll let you watch As I fall off my chair and get back on The lights go dim Goodnight I'm gone

My First Time

My First Time

I wrote this years ago during one of my spontanious creative/artistic moments. :)

money

money

i wrote this poem because a email i got here a doctor she said in her words a shrink why am i wasting my time writing blogs a bunch of other stuff true love isn't for sale it just pissed me off so i wrote a poem called money hope you like this one my true honey love you baby

Masks and the office

Masks and the office

Masks may introduce a new dynamic into the office haha

Writers block

Writers block

Poetic tomes, grammatical strife in a high piled, white tiled, scrabble life consonants collide vowels vault the sentence structure isn't neat a faulty concept incomplete I'll have to have another try this poetry nonsense is do or die :)

Joke

Joke

time for some levity

while we are at it

while we are at it

coupla bear jokes..

Southern Signs

Southern Signs

Just a bit of Southern humor.

Smile

Smile

smile

Pay your way

its life as we know it jim.

Dear Santa

Dear Santa

I could go all day on this list of wishes from Santa, I wonder if he ever gets these, or it's just another cell phone or video game.

Hold up

Hold up

Just having some fun with the word/term 'holdup'...;-D

Being Alive

If there is an art to writing or poetry, it comes from the heart not what you see, and all lifes troubles and happiness, are all laid bare, more or less, thats a wonderful gift given to few, the ability to express the real you, in words and thymes, t

Vegas

Vegas

I wrote this in 1973 in Florida

Easy Living

Easy Living

Wrote this 6-9-2023. I thought of writing something Rock off a scale of the days of yore of Rock! Perhaps something like a modern-day oldie with rock, blues, and jazz style, or maybe something more The sound somewhat modern studio wise, but the vocals, the group, very old school style. Let's day the 50's early 60's? An interesting aspect, eh? lol Until then

Forest is going to Heaven

FORREST GUMP goes to HEAVEN The day finally arrived when Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, "Well,

All you need

All you need

ok I'm idle, writing some rhyme, I should be writing about spring!

Vicky

Vicky

The Landing Strip Is Now Open

Why?

Why?, Why? does there need to be an answer to existence, Why not exist? No one knows, where we go, where this all goes, if we could only stop looking, we may enjoy being here! Lets all just drink Tennessee whiskey and then go to bed!

eeerrrmmmm

eeerrrmmmm

Rewind n come again With the thoughts to the pen Giving thanks without end Only Love I have to send Put ma muzik n set it as a trend These harmonious melodies With their unorthodox remedies Thank you n yes please Gimme more of these M

Dum Dum Dee a

~ Dum ~ Dum ~ Dee ~ a ~

reminiscing

I Dont Like Rap

I Don't Like Rap

Play games with me and I play them back Sounds like a rap song And I don't like that I don't like rap No I don't like rap Hey I don't like rap Insinuations and innuendos Won't let it go And live my life in limbo Talk in person or l

MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL

MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL

Shucks I turned the light back on!

Mr Bean Bridget Jones

Mr Bean Bridget Jones

I know I can relate to this poem on a couple of occasions .lol... and I wished the floor had opened up and swallowed me up, however...if not at the time...on reflection ,I was able to see the funny side too :)

Lovley Lights

Lovley Lights

Ants are so cool.

Pretty Happy

Pretty Happy

I'm bored.

That Kind of Day

That Kind of Day

Because every now and again, it's like that.

LOVE ON THE NET

LOVE ON THE NET?!

A tongue-in-cheek novelty ode/song about my experience on dating sites thus far- not to be taken to heart or TOO seriously, though the experience ive had is pretty similar thus far!

Monsters Under The Bed

Monsters Under The Bed

Having a little fun. Hope you like. Thanks! Hugz, Pink

We are not SPARTANS

We are not SPARTANS

Can't think of a better title

Press 1 if you are looking for

Press# 1 if you are looking for..

There it is ladies! It doesn't get any better than this. We feel blessed to offer you our finest selection of potential male companions. Come to our office with a copy of your birth certificate, proof of address, and your gas & electric bill.. You'll be glad you did! Lol. Cafe

The only Diamond

The only Diamond

The only diamond in the world that no one knew it

Phonaesthetically speaking

Phonaesthetically speaking

Phonaesthetically speaking its like 123 Like William once told us, its like A B C So write your mystical thoughts And clever words that rhyme But make sure Iambic Pentameter Doesn't go sadly out of time, again, ooops!

Heartfelt?

So, the apples didn't grow this year?,Does it matter anyway, lose the fear, you can never ever stay here, the apples will reappear, when you are gone, but,,,,,,,,,,,,, you WILL be near, because you never really disappear, and all your love wil

Leap to Freedom The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

Leap to Freedom (The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog)

At yelping speed she travelled across an emerald lawn, pursued by gnarling nightmares as the darkness nipped the dawn. Her ears, amber triangles, bush glittering crystal dew, body sleek with rivulets, glowed red with exhaustion's hue. Her

I CANT REMEMBER author unknown

I CAN'T REMEMBER -- author unknown

I'm 70years old, I read this poem for the first time when I was about 8, my mother had got it from a friend at work.

simple

simple

poems in silence sparse as winter branches leaving a few disheveled words without a script

Lucky Peas

Lucky Peas

A nostalgic memory from my childhood, I was nine and it was New Year's day, we'd had our dinner, complete with peas of course. Us kid's were galavantin' around in the front yard and I stubbed my big toe on the fence ( leastwise I thought I'd stubbed it) when grandma looked at the angle it was bent she sent for the doc who come down after about an hour or two, I hated black eyed peas for a long time afterwards.

Hear the Children Singing

~ Hear the Children Singing ~

~ For the Children ~ Children's Ditty!

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