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I M 4 U R O F L M A O

I M 4 U - R O F L M A O

To all my friends on CSPC...

Western Union Pleeeeeese

Western Union Pleeeeeese

One in the eye for scammers..courtesy of western union....LOL

Haiku Ahhhtchoo

Haiku, Ahhhtchoo!

Can I get a gesundheit?

Things are as they appear to be

Things are as they appear to be…

“Things are not as they appear to be. Nor are they otherwise.” —some Sutra “Quantum mechanics, the latest development in the scientific quest to understand the nature of physical reality, is a precise mathematical description of the behavior of f

Where I live

Where I live

Southwest Missouri...

To Be or Not To Be Smoke Free

To Be or Not To Be...Smoke Free?

Shall I suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune? WARNING! Some medications prescribed to promote good health may be hazardous to your health, if not lethal, and folks around you 'better watch out'! In a recent visit to my good doctor,

Mrs Fledglerss Duty

Mrs Fledglers's Duty

I have never heard of her before either..

The Row

The Row

Freezing, frozen, unyielding, vast Sheets of ice covering warm feelings past Sheer indignation causes the skeleton to shiver Heart muscle stops angrily then begins to quiver Number is deleted by pointing, accusing fingers Smoke from resentment s

spectacles

spectacles

i seem to have lost sight of this sonnet... ;-)

The New MacDonald song lyric

The New MacDonald - song lyric

Written 10 years ago but still works.

Two many mirrors

Two many mirrors

Too many mirrors. Continuing with the fun theme.

Easy going

Easy going

It’s summer out there

Round and Round

Round and Round

A thought on life

The angel in my beer

The angel in my beer

there's an angel in my beer

Mens insanity survey

Mens insanity survey

Sit back ladies. Break out the popcorn and soda, (or whatever you've been smoking,) and contemplate this difinitive survey on the insanity of men. Film at 11:00. Are men really insane? Here are the results from the institute of 'What the freak wa

What Women Want

What Women Want

This was written some time back. I don't think things have changed that much.

Headliners

Headliners

Tired of the same old boring headlines we read in the newspapers everyday? Well, let not your heart be troubled. Here is a short list of possible headlines I've created which might possibly catch your attention. 1. Nassa's Hubble Telescope di

Crazy Joe

Crazy Joe

For Granddad

Time Ticks Away

Time Ticks Away

Time is our friend each second ticks away There time to work and a time to play There is a time to love and time to age Tick tock the seconds tick away Time gives us daylight and turns into night Where has the years gone

Internet Girl

Internet Girl

I knew there had to be a reason...

My Cat Snores

My Cat Snores!

My cat, Tordi Boo is the first cat I have ever heard snore. You have to hear her to get a good laugh. Days come when I'm doubled in half. Thanks. Have a Blest weekend. Hugz everyone! Smile and share the fun. No snow just sun. Love & Peace, Pink.

In The Dell

In The Dell

Something light hearted for a change of pace

Silly Story Saturday

Silly Story Saturday

Silly today - Saturday crazy!

I Remember The First time It Happened

I Remember The First time It Happened..

I thought this was too good not to share.

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

A parody of Justin Bieber's Baby. Just having fun with his recent arrest.

Tavern Tale

Tavern Tale

Poppy - Dad Mommy - Mom Ringmails - Royal Guards

This Is More Fun To Do Than Watching Soccer

This Is More Fun To Do Than Watching Soccer

I have watched about 20 seconds of the world soccer so far. All I know is the game is being played in Brazil and the US is out.

The other Abominable Snowman

The other Abominable Snowman

time waits for no man but it has to for this Abominable Snowman. I watch the sunset yet in the backround a radio plays what's another year by johnny logan .. holy f*ck... think I'm about to throw up .. but glad all the sam

The room

The room

New stuff...

Larry

Larry

I am often in cemeteries for extra curricular reasons and there is a raccoon that lives in a one that I am often at and now feed so I thought of a day and a life for this raccoon. we named Larry, just because Thats Larry and Harry lives in the tomb above where I believe the raccoon lives too

duck continued

duck continued

i am hiring the wolf to track you down a bounty is on your head he will sniff out the cukprit as for the pig he plays the myrter in all this the stench of it he claims to be guilty the beast wanted to make curry of me if only the pig knew what

high noon

high noon

they stroll down the alley as shadows flee away come the strike of 12 will be somebody's final day all the talking done a patch of dirt will have its say guess it was always meant to be that way one man walking on,the other on a horse of grey so

Old Lady Nursery Rhyme

Old Lady Nursery Rhyme

There was an old lady Who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids She didn't know what to do. * * * * EVIDENTLY !

super duck

super duck

pumped up with helium blowing insane mad quack quack red rag to a bull pork chops had a meeting today flipping over backwards sending out invitions who was not invited pictures prove fate of fellow duck on the chopping block frothing

the worst of times

the worst of times

Ummmmm Yeaaaaaa That was not a SHE OMG!!!

30 Seconds To Door Close

30 Seconds To Door Close.

Eyes connect

attention frog lovers

attention frog lovers

he is sending a message via his lips on a beautiful lilly his trumpet to pan dreaming frog basking in the sun the frog loves beautiful butterflies sleeps at night under the star with the moths peter you get everywhere it must be the fairy dust

North Dakota

North Dakota

North Dakota holds the distiction of last place for tourism. I went there once just to say I did when I went up to Winnepeg, Canada. Remember the sunflower fields and the bossy manager ripping on an employee where we ate at a mall in Grand Forks. This is a parody of Kokomo by the Beach Boys

Do the Bogeyman Episode I Mark trilogy

Do the Bogeyman. . . . .(Episode I, Mark trilogy)

The Orion has arrived! On board the Flagship, RearAdmiral Mickael, Eternal Dark Man on the bridge, And his Ladyship PrincessLadyJewel, His bodyguard of a thousand blades! He came to tame and conquer the carrions, Blood sucking humanoids of t

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