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To all my friends on CSPC...
One in the eye for scammers..courtesy of western union....LOL
Can I get a gesundheit?
“Things are not as they appear to be. Nor are they otherwise.” —some Sutra “Quantum mechanics, the latest development in the scientific quest to understand the nature of physical reality, is a precise mathematical description of the behavior of f
Southwest Missouri...
Shall I suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune? WARNING! Some medications prescribed to promote good health may be hazardous to your health, if not lethal, and folks around you 'better watch out'! In a recent visit to my good doctor,
I have never heard of her before either..
Freezing, frozen, unyielding, vast Sheets of ice covering warm feelings past Sheer indignation causes the skeleton to shiver Heart muscle stops angrily then begins to quiver Number is deleted by pointing, accusing fingers Smoke from resentment s
i seem to have lost sight of this sonnet... ;-)
Written 10 years ago but still works.
Too many mirrors. Continuing with the fun theme.
It’s summer out there
A thought on life
there's an angel in my beer
Sit back ladies. Break out the popcorn and soda, (or whatever you've been smoking,) and contemplate this difinitive survey on the insanity of men. Film at 11:00. Are men really insane? Here are the results from the institute of 'What the freak wa
This was written some time back. I don't think things have changed that much.
Tired of the same old boring headlines we read in the newspapers everyday? Well, let not your heart be troubled. Here is a short list of possible headlines I've created which might possibly catch your attention. 1. Nassa's Hubble Telescope di
For Granddad
Time is our friend each second ticks away There time to work and a time to play There is a time to love and time to age Tick tock the seconds tick away Time gives us daylight and turns into night Where has the years gone
I knew there had to be a reason...
My cat, Tordi Boo is the first cat I have ever heard snore. You have to hear her to get a good laugh. Days come when I'm doubled in half. Thanks. Have a Blest weekend. Hugz everyone! Smile and share the fun. No snow just sun. Love & Peace, Pink.
Something light hearted for a change of pace
Silly today - Saturday crazy!
I thought this was too good not to share.
A parody of Justin Bieber's Baby. Just having fun with his recent arrest.
Poppy - Dad Mommy - Mom Ringmails - Royal Guards
I have watched about 20 seconds of the world soccer so far. All I know is the game is being played in Brazil and the US is out.
time waits for no man but it has to for this Abominable Snowman. I watch the sunset yet in the backround a radio plays what's another year by johnny logan .. holy f*ck... think I'm about to throw up .. but glad all the sam
New stuff...
I am often in cemeteries for extra curricular reasons and there is a raccoon that lives in a one that I am often at and now feed so I thought of a day and a life for this raccoon. we named Larry, just because Thats Larry and Harry lives in the tomb above where I believe the raccoon lives too
i am hiring the wolf to track you down a bounty is on your head he will sniff out the cukprit as for the pig he plays the myrter in all this the stench of it he claims to be guilty the beast wanted to make curry of me if only the pig knew what
they stroll down the alley as shadows flee away come the strike of 12 will be somebody's final day all the talking done a patch of dirt will have its say guess it was always meant to be that way one man walking on,the other on a horse of grey so
There was an old lady Who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids She didn't know what to do. * * * * EVIDENTLY !
pumped up with helium blowing insane mad quack quack red rag to a bull pork chops had a meeting today flipping over backwards sending out invitions who was not invited pictures prove fate of fellow duck on the chopping block frothing
Ummmmm Yeaaaaaa That was not a SHE OMG!!!
Eyes connect
he is sending a message via his lips on a beautiful lilly his trumpet to pan dreaming frog basking in the sun the frog loves beautiful butterflies sleeps at night under the star with the moths peter you get everywhere it must be the fairy dust
North Dakota holds the distiction of last place for tourism. I went there once just to say I did when I went up to Winnepeg, Canada. Remember the sunflower fields and the bossy manager ripping on an employee where we ate at a mall in Grand Forks. This is a parody of Kokomo by the Beach Boys
The Orion has arrived! On board the Flagship, RearAdmiral Mickael, Eternal Dark Man on the bridge, And his Ladyship PrincessLadyJewel, His bodyguard of a thousand blades! He came to tame and conquer the carrions, Blood sucking humanoids of t
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