Words of the Vocabulary............
Read and to Write with the meaing of the truth....
Writer's Block
Something, something, something, something, this, Something, something, something, something, Something, something, something, something, Something, something, something, something,that. Something, something, something, something, Something, so
~~~~~~~~BEING IN MY OWN PORTRAIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Well you often wonder when your profile is being read if they ever explore onto this area to see and learn more of who you are and I feel this room can teach you more than my profile so on and on it is another fun write......
The Hand
I think I'm seeing things I must be hallucinating I see a hand on the road Not attached to anything Finger stuck up in the air A gesture quite so rude What is this hand doing here And why is it rudely pointing Over I walk to pick it up But q
Steppin In It (hilarious poem)
When ya gotta go...ya gotta go. lmao
What To Rhyme With What
Had to pick words that don't rhyme
Our Love Has Failed (Poetnumber1 & steve1223)
This was written by request
dancing with doctor dee
tomorrow I'll see if I can't find a bottle of polish and complete this thought....
Mystery Meat
It's a mystery what is in a sausage
Old Hag to wed Bigfoot:
She's finally found her man, nine foot tall and hairy He's the dream boy of the woods and he's found the gal he'll marry! They sent out the invitations Kickit shall be best man And cafe is free at last to give Bigfoot her hand There will be
Mirror Mirror on the Wall
I look in the mirror and what do I see Surely that image cannot be me My eyes are still blue and my hair is still blonde Of those little wrinkles I'm not very fond Oh mirror mirror on the wall Tell me my looks are not fading at all Lie to me lo
Motivation and Creation Demonstration
Was just having fun
Governance
* misquote of James Joyce actually from Oscar Wilde's "An Ideal Husband" - "A woman's life revolves in curves of emotions. It is upon lines of intellect that a man's life progresses."
SUDDENLY UNBALENCED
JUST FANCIED A CHANGE OF PACE. FOR THOSE THAT DO NOT KNOW. 'BUGGER' IS AN OLD NORTHEN ENGLISH EXPLEATIVE DENOTEING MILD SHOCK. NOT PERCEIVED TO HAVE ANY s*xual OR OFENCIVE MEANING IN THE UK. [ BEFORE SOMEONE GETS ALL 'PC' ON ME.]
Umbrella Limerick
There once was a man from Carlsbad Whose thinning hair made him extremely sad So he sprayed his head black And then took a new tact No need for umbrellas as his head was now tremclad.
Limerick
There was a man from Nantucket, Got heavy hiccup in his stomach, He said: "I'd better think of project, Seek shelter on another heavenly object, Damn limericks or otherwise I'll kick the bucket".
Super Heroes
Super heroes are fun, just had some fun making fun of some old ones and darth!
WHISKY TUTOR
Comments appreciated please both good and bad x
Angel
This came to pass when someone told me that people on the continent all drive on the wrong side of the road...
I Am The Son Of Fishermen
I wrote this when I was working on fish packers on the Left Coast.
The Dime-Store Wok! EE!
If you know "Jabberwocky" you might find this amusing.
Entrapment
It's that time of the month, When all things in their Natural balance, are disturbed And nothing you can do can Will appease her, if she gets The wrong reaction. NO, NO, NO! Not that TIME OF THE MONTH; When you walk a thin line for only day
why dont trees go cold
Why dont trees go cold when they shed their leaves they dont get a chill when the wind blows ill maybe the sneeze sending leaves off the trees its a theory not so hot when the autumn comes and the tree goes bare for leaves they do h
limerick
There was a young woman from skye who sang softly as she sauntered by with the wind in her hair and with barely a care and a gleam and smile in her eye
animal fun
Zebras of the army type covered by numerous stripe and the telephone too extra special mobile trunk call elephant style some never stick their neck out but giraffes are born to do crocodile turned into handbags what is the world coming too
Is is What Was Was?
This poem I read almost every day while enjoying my homeschooling through high school. I kept psychoanalyzing it all, when all I really needed to do was agree with it lol
fuzzy thoughts
A trick an illusion, atomic fusion, death rebirth, worry and strife, mystical fanasy not real, not life, energy in motion, lifegiving potion, I'll take the red pill you take the blue, follow the rabbit, see how the cuckooo flew, Change directio
the golfer
One could sense the trepidation and the feel of wonderment in the voice the commentator upper class english gent a man stood tall with his stick and ball poised positioned and ever pensive firm resolve and ready as he stood at the 18th hole
the removers
last part of my off the wall humor story
the decline of Nantucket
see, I've a bit of a potty mouth...
attacks
i wrote this one day when i was bored in class. it's kind of a fun play on words.
mans best friend
You know they say they’re mans best friend…. They’ll love you til the very end.. They wag their tails and smile that smile… That makes you know they left a pile… But when your down and really blue… They’re always there to comfort you… That’
The Lady In The Mirror
about seeing onesself as we really are...
Value your lover!
ladies and gentlemen please value what you have.
Jerry"s Final Thoughts
Some time the television can be entertaining I have to wonder if these incidents do happen Someone said the people get paid to be on the show It is different An escape from reality Oh well Peace and love everyone
ROE
Just a few words inspired by something very, very clever that I heard.
love games
A little boy walks into his parents' room Then wears a quizzical frown When he see his Mom on top of his Dad Bouncing up and down. The mother quickly dismounts, Worried about what her son saw She dresses quickly and goes to find him. Standin
The Demon in the Kitchen
Any one for breakfast?
Life's Toys
I think this probably speaks for itself
King of the Cat World
For my cat, Billy
How It Works
Just an acknowledgement of the softer, gentler nature of women.