unlucky
when freddie stepped off the pavement he did nt use his loaf avoided the latter in bravado he got flattend by a bakery truck but he still survived and cursing his luck kicked over the ladder and broke his toe and he did not see the man on t
love at a safe distance
He loved her from afar but not romantic he she lived on the mainland he sailed the sea but every wednesday night these lovers were in view she through binoculors his telescope saw her too she planned to marry him marry by hook or crook
song chain
it was the day the Righteous Brothers THE LOVIN FEELING LOST the Moody Blues sang it to GO NOW seemed the best Georgie Fame he understood mind YEH YEH not that good Tom Jones he just knew ITS NOT UNUSUAL while the Seekers moaned I LL NEV
Clouded thinking
just thoughts !!
MEN
WHEN I HEAR A MAN SAY FRIEND WITH BENEFITS, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT. YOU HAVE THEN CHEATING MARRIED MEN SAYING " SHE DONT MAKE ME HAPPY". GET HER A DAM BOOK AND LET HER LEARN TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. BUT IN REALITY HE IS A LAIR. HE JUST WANT A FOOL HE CAN LAY WITH WHEN EVER HE HAS ACHANCE TO SNEAK AWAY. HE TREAT THE OTHER WOMAN JUST LIKE A WHORE BUT THE ONLY THING HER SERVICE WAS FOR FREE. LADIES FIND YOUR OWN MAN.
thoughts for kisses
kisses blown are kisses wasted.. kisses arent kisses unless they are tasted.. kisses spread germs-germs are hated.. so kiss me quick as im vaccinated,,
a nose job
ummmmmm.....lol...no excuse for this one...dunno where it came from
The Coyote and The Cowboy (Limerick)
Cowboy Limerick. :)
Waddle Waddle-
I wrote this on a napkin at Karoke bar with my friend who was 8 mths pregnant jammin to song Wobble, Wobble Shake Shake.
roadrunner
roadrunner beep beep wiley cunning pesky dog gone it, he strikes again roadrunner
halloween
halloween is a very scary day great for the children to get scared
Vanity
I know that you are pretty I know you know it too But who thinks you the prettier? Is it me or you?
Love Bugs
They should of never let them bring that horriable little bug into the US
jokes from the past
I like old jokes If you have any old jokes share them It is interesting Blessings and love always
IF SHE'D SHUT UP U'D UNSTAND AMBER'S RUN
IF YOU READ THIS VERSION FIRST THEN YOU MISSED THE WHOLE POINT OF THE POETRY..IF YOU READ THIS THEN THERE'S NO NEED TO READ IT AGAIN...SORRY, MY NEIGHBOR IS RASTAFARIAN AND INVITES ME OVER ALMOST NIGHTLY TO DO WHAT RASTAFARIAN'S DO AND THE MUSIC THEY PLAY...I HAVE EVERY BOB MARLEY SONG EVER WRITTEN AND RECORDED...SOME NEVER GOT ON ALBUMS...WHY, BECAUSE THE MAN HAD MORE SOUL, AND BELIEVED IN ALL THE RIGHT THINGS.....AND HE DIDN'T FORGET THE POOR!
A little 'ditty'.
I'm tired LOL
Attempts at limericks
A limerick I thought I would write Since St Patricks day is alright It was all going fine Until the fifth line A schizophrenic decided to date But he failed to capture a mate He said, "I know that its bad, But I don't feel too sad.
voices in the night
Tonyyyyy !!!! what's up honey??? turn off that bloody radio and let me sleep
The Call
This poem is about soliders in Irish army claiming for deafness caused by load noises as in firing guns; cannons etc etc. The media had a field about this and the cost to the state from it.
brushing up
oh those colorful phrases ;-)
dementia at it's best
this was a joke that was sent around on an email i changed it around to make it an original but the basic plot is the joke.
Hollywood
Just some thoughts on LALA land
The Lawyer...
Come question me and try to see in whom I've questioned you to be For who but I can see but me In answer of question what might you be But you who question what right have I Need only to judge the reason why If you did this crime f
Mailman's Raingear
A soft gentle rain fell so had to keep my rain gear on. It looks so damn funny; the silly riding cape, the Harley biker chain, those little rubbers on my shoes, and the hat, oh my the hat. All so regulation all so 1950’s just climbed down off
Garfield
Just playing with words..
Sleep
Cant wait to have a lady in my life again .........ha ha
life
life is filled with both joys and sorrows...if only one continues for long time then life will be boring...!
the perfect man
*this is not mine, just find out somewhere on net*
In This Very Minute
I first published it on the international literary forum IRODALOM: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/irodalom/message/10011
Halloween Downloads
In the Spirit (haha) of Halloween.
GET OUT OF MY BED YOU LAZY BUM
Get out of my bed you lazy bum, get out I have to get rid of you without a doubt Everyday you sleep all freaking day When I get home you want to play Then you wait for me to feed you Then what do you do Off for the night God knows where I'm ti
Nothing more than a few words.....................
Just a short and sweet one and just a few words just make sure they are all nice and sweet words when they come out..... nice and sweet...
Mug Child
He's a real mug child and he gets pretty wild When he gets back home finds his Mum's smoked all his cones and his Father has mastered the art of getting plastered while his sister's trippin' over the moon
KIDS
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Easter Bunny
Oh my God I'm in deep trouble I have a lynching mob after me Hundreds and hundreds chasing me What have I done you ask A crime so heinous, so vile I killed the Easter Bunny Driving cross the meadow Thought I'd do some 4x4 Foot planted to the
Poetnumber1
A day in the life of Poetnumber1
Going for a ride~~~``
With writting you can have fun.
I'll Put A Spell On You
Bats wings and lizards tails In this broth I am throwing When I'm through mine you'll be You just wait and see my dear Long line of witches I am from And this spell I am casting Once eaten you are all mine Come here boy, come on Rex Good boy,
Death is Coming for You
Let me look who's on my list For me to be collecting Don't know why they scream so much When I come round calling Could it be the clothes I wear Or the scythe I am carrying I try to be humorous Say knock, knock death is calling No-one laughs,
A Terror For The Chickens (Alternate version)
The cat came and complained. It demanded right of reply
Thou Art Like
He is still spinning
Garlic Dip
This is a true story told to me by the friend of a second cousin who heard it from Great Aunt Bertha who was told by a poor immigrant who was told by a wandering gypsy who heard it from...........