just stop
Just stop for once dont want to hear about the night you had the argument with dad dont care just stop for once all i want is a breather from all your bull that your feeding me, im full shut up JUST STOP im crying here cant you see?
The S Files
These are the stories from the S (sock) Files. These files are secret and kept from us by the government. I have risked my life to bring this to you.
Gotcha Limerick
This is how it can end sometimes for dirty ol' men.
My Imagination
imagine this
'The Escape'
Why I penned this one, I don't really know. Just feeling crazy and watching a fly 'buzzin' around the house trying to get out I guess. :)
'The Girlfriend'
Oh, I guess that I just wanted to write something whimsical and funny. Hope it can make someone laugh! :)
Cheers Prince Harry
watched tv last night and some idle thoughts came to my head this am
I know it's wrong but I must have you
It's been a while since I posted anything. Been too busy but still like to come here and read all the great poetry.
Broken feet
Bart said the pimp sent a short message l wept for thee at ten to three
The Visit !!
What boredom can do to one!!!
Faulty
Ok so I wrote this because a female asked me to be totally truthful and then she laughed at me because I had nothing to hide. Truth this has always been one of my problem with females they don't like to hear the truth.
I am coming back !!!
I am back and just thought of this right now ! Really really miss you guys !! and my females fans !! no kisses and hugs ...a blank cheque will do !
THE EYES
THE EYES CAN TELL A LOT,YOU CAN LOOK INTO THE EYE AND KNOW IF SOMEONE IS LIEING OR NOT.TEARS ARE FEELINGS IN THE EYES AND THE EYES REVEAL WHATS ON THE INSIDE.TRY AND GET YOU TO TELL ME THE TRUTH,WHY TRY,ALL I GOT TO DO IS LOOK INTO YOUR EYE.THE TRUTH
Those Miserable Young Ladies
If only I would make the silly thoughts pass when they come to me
Thutan Kahan
Translated from the long dead language of the Curtains (pronounced Kur-taynz)
Sampling Men
how often we forget that men get used also
What No Taco!!!
What ur kidding me where's my taco Im so angry i just cant see This isnt happening it cannot be oh you will pay for decieving me Insult me by not giving me what i want I crave that succulent taco dammitt all Taco Bell Im losing it im not tha
Limerick fighter
is that called shadow boxing?
~~~Oversleeping Excuse~~~
The weirdest excuses we make for our late arrival to work/office.... The above is my experience..... who knows it might just come in handy when U really would need it!! Lol
"Rowing A Boat"
It was the middle of summer And just too hot to play So the boys sat under the shade tree Wondering how to pass the time away Loud and angry a stomach growled And another stomach more angrily replied Someone said "let's go row a boat" All ag
Frustration
Ah yes LIFE!!
Limerick Frugal
A wise man, maybe he lives in California
Modern Romance
Was just sitting there when my mind started wandering down some strange roads ... one must follow where the mind leads
Ma & Pa...........episode lV
Continue'n on !
Maw & Paw.........episode V
The adventure continues
Ma & Pa..........episode l
Any resemblance to the characters in this story and anyone living or dead is purely coincidental.
It's True I tells Ya
If you know my countrymen from down Nova Scotia way,you will know they have an accent and way of speaking entirely their own.I love them dearly,and dedicate this wee poem to them." Day may be de only ones dat understands it" Hee Hee !
Chicken and Dumpling Stew
Just a little nonsense to brighten up the day, I've heard that chicken stew is great, to chase a chill away !!!
Sands of Time and Birthday's Whine
About my Birthday...
Glider limerick
OK, pilot humour. Sorryyyy...
Funeral for an Amoeba
The amoeba has a special life because technically it never really dies, it just splits in half, unless of course the pond dries up!
Italian
For your hands they go so fast as you talk so we will look at U. It will make us notice what is going on just let your guard down and let you in. For all i want to do is trust that i can help you in this class. Let it all out an
i love you
i was just doodling and mixing words and after half hour or so came up with this poem
Hotel Astoria
I wrote this just because it came to me .. no particular reason! Poems just arrive in my head - always have done over the last some 50 years. I can go for months without writing anything and yet, in one evening, I can write 6 or 7. I rarely change a word I write .. weird, eh?
After all we’re just human
You may have lied You may have hurt You may have done some dirty work You may have shame But who can we blame After all we’re just human You may feel guilt You may want to cry But who are we to judge a simple lie You may cause pain You m
Possessed
KG thanks for the idea
SWEET TAXPAYER
TEN LINES POEM
12/12/12 ... 12:12:12pm
Today is the day. The same as the year , as well as the month. 12/12/12 Dont forget the time will duplicate the act with it's hour,minute and second... 12:12:12pm so special is this I would say,
Cash Flow
If there's anything else you think of Let me know Do you want me to write you another check Since you changed your name to cash flow The times we live in All about money and sin And do it all over again And where ever yo go You gotta have
2012 memories
Another year went by We all laughed We all cried We watched little ones go off to school For the very first time We even said goodbye to others A year filled with butterflies and millions of books Half hearted glares and some dirty looks We w
Beautifulyou spelling
this is a tribute to you for being inspired yours truly playmate from kindergarten
Mystery of life
why?