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just some black humour!!
this goes out for Jesse who got me inspired by his earlier poem dedicated to you brother, broom to room , and kick to sticks, this is for you coz you're Wanted
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just for laughs
Why feed her red lobster when you got the dollar menu .
Happiness overflows on this wonderful day!
The only diamond in the world that no one knew it
Girl you so sweet I would maybe like to meet. I hope you like KFC that's the place to be so think about it girl so I can sweep you off your feet.
Some things can't be repaired! It came to mind....... I detest politics! tweaked 11/30/17
poems in silence sparse as winter branches leaving a few disheveled words without a script
A yummy yummy couplet
Its rained for days i'm locked in
This whimsical poem anthropomorphizes global organizations as players in a game of hide-and-seek, symbolizing the complexities and hidden actions of global politics and economics. It playfully critiques the elites who navigate these institutions, subtly wielding power. Despite its light-hearted tone, it acknowledges the grave consequences of their decisions. The poem aims to make the abstract concept of global governance relatable, aiming to provoke thought and discussion. The poem was written with a spirit of light-hearted cynicism, highlighting the absurdity of these power dynamics, yet it carries an underlying hope for a more transparent, shared global governance. This ode falls under the category of "Satirical Poetry." Satirical poetry uses humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. In this case, the ode humorously critiques the often unseen actions of global elites, symbolized by leaders of major international organizations, and their effect on world affairs.
How do you like your chocolate?
I am no one I know you like me you aren't that good you know I'm a punk and you like when I don't give a f*ck about you and all your romance is f*cking retarded and tomorrow I don't care if you like me I somehow fell in love and your whi
Jeeves of course was the butler.
As we age we tend to lose our ability to keep up with some certain things as human not because we are clueless or careless but because nature can't be outrun so its a gift of life we should appreciate as human.
smile
FORREST GUMP goes to HEAVEN The day finally arrived when Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, "Well,
Just a fun poem based on TEN LITTLE INDIANS.
A little bit of light-hearted humor and a smile for you all. :-) "Roy" is my cousin, and he did find the truck and was instructed to get it cleaned out- white glove style- Cost him a small fortune, but it was well worth it. He was also instructed to put leather scented air freshener in it. The windshield was replaced as well. The 'ol truck was sold to a 16 year old boy who had been dreaming of some wheels of his own. :-)
ok I'm idle, writing some rhyme, I should be writing about spring!
The Landing Strip Is Now Open
Another try..
I wrote this in 1973 in Florida
Wrote this one 4-7-94. A real off the wall poem instead of a usual song, but when you look back almost 30 years later, you wonder what the Hell was I thinking or doing at the time when I wrote this! lol Until then...
Recently a poem of mine was deleted without explanation Not only is poetry a form art and self expression but historical documents giving reference to thought and feeling a particular moment in time. Lots of writers and artists have faced this situation The poem had comments and views. So I wrote the poem opening whoever decided to delete this work of art?might find the courage to explain why
Adolf's shirts
some random thoughts from the bottom of my red wine glass
Country times
I do like a good Norm Macdonald joke, sad his recent passing, joke goes something like this..
Big trouble in little city
Funny poems are fashionable here at the moment. This one I wrote years ago. Hope it doesn't offend.
I don't know how it comes to me but surprisingly it's there Words I see words I write and words I've got to share I'll never be on a yacht just a little sailboat And always a breeze that's only fair It's never sleek never suave the captain neve
Nothing
its life as we know it jim.
Playing with Steely Dan's Pretzel Logic, a classic..
I won't respond if you say this or that, I won't be available for nonsense chat, I won't accept text or anything next, I won't reply if I think you lie, I won't be here to communicate, I won't, I won't...this is so......why am I alone?....I just
* Luckily, he missed! (I had fun writing this)..
Remembering cs 12 years ago When Steven Curtess got some of our poems published in a book. All with permission of course. Grand poet he was.
For Granddad
Just some fun name places in Australia
Let love be your guide and wisdom bring you peace My dear WCB, what a great poem as always. Thank you so much. And why do we exist? a GIFT. I had always believed that as I never asked to be born,.,.. Thanks my dear WCB....
Ha!...Cool shadow...I actually laughed at this...ever see" watership down"?crazy rabbits.....
Hi, pinksdejavu, Love that, no matter how spelled, Hugz are a Blessed gift. Thanks for sharing....
I did like your poem, conjured up many a thing....
wonderful elegiacal sentiments guy.......
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