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your my honey your my sweet your my pumpkin pie to eat you my sugar and my spices your my icing and my ices your my candy your my cake oops i ate you by mistake :XD
a blast from the past...circa late 60's
Now I am off on a really bad trip Who said the circus was a really good tip, Millions of lions chasing me down A bearded woman and a killer crazed clown, People screaming, I'm losing my mind Psycho hosed elephants squashing mankind, Tripling tr
Writers block, writers block hanging around I pick the pen up then I put it back down, I search my head but not a thing to be found as if my brain has left me without a sound, I'll keep on scaning right through my head for it's the only way my p
Pass that bottle...because I Love You! Let me drink one more night! If I get sick...I want you girl...to comfort me when I throw up. Babe..I see 2 of you...and your not a twin. This wine is strong...my face is numb...but tonight...I want to hold your
”he # 2” he shoulda been a lawyer he used big words he coulda been a writer he knew about verbs he mighta been a carpenter didn’t like sore thumbs he tried to think like Einstein but was a little too dumb he thought about the situati
random nonsense
I Ponder on a vision of your lovely profile. The thoughts of you make me go half wild. A quiver from my loins now do attest, My feelings for you are not in jest. My heart's smouldering as if too ignite. I'll dream of you throughout the night. M
Just a little something to give a smile.
“vices” have you had your vice today? probably two or three anyway it takes some practice to do ‘em right smokin’ and drinkin’ and stayin’ up all night there is harder stuff and some kinda mellow hunter thompson did ‘em all but he was an un
Sometimes sleeping can take you where you never have been without dreams goals will never be set the sky is the limit good luck to everyone Positive thoughts peace and happiness to all
“i don’t know why” dogs hogs pigs frogs each make noises all their own some can live together some only live alone the mailman is always late but it doesn’t matter the dry cleaner doesn’t take you seriously a flat tire on the freeway and y
Beware of people on this site who are from Anywhere? Makes you wonder........
now you may think I am a guts to fill my belly up with nuts but you can take this as my word just as a squirrel makes his hoard I will be here cheeks so full each time I feel that nutty pull when pecan nuts on pecan pie or salted cashews catch
OK, OK, I have to admit that my initial comments were a LITTLE harsh, after all, I am not actually perfect, in fact I am quite capable of outright stupity on occasion, I just happen to be an idiot who can spell correctly! ;)
I designed my own emoticon but somehow I did something wrong Instead of staying on the screen this emoticon was slightly mean It had a life all of its own Instead of small became full blown Others tried to use it gladly but it acted rather b
i am not so good in poetry just thought to have fun and try it. I wrote it with humor, it may sound weird but i will live for you guys to decide it, i hope you enjoy it.
Hate sucks so always keep your beer cold or chug!
Apologies to any believers out there. No offence meant to you, I just find these people that prey on our insecurities, well, silly!!
I sat down with my nephews once. We decided to have some fun, the list was actually 10 pages long and more kept on going. I had to live out some to make it short, kids today have strange ideas and their thinking is quite unique. I was embraced by them, it made me feel younger again and proud to be their uncle. Have fun.. let the list continue.
You may have seen this one before only now it is an award winning poem. I am very proud of it
It could so easily have gone wrong. Her mind was on the brink, now she could no longer stand the pong of him throwing up in the kitchen sink. It could so easily have turned stale, like the bread in the bin when he came in full of ale making
humorous reality of events
Gotta get to bed earlier and throw out all those old immitation fur coats...lol.
This poem was inspired by a song from a very famous artist. See can you guess the song or the artist.
“dog & louie” dog & louie were hangin’ down on the corner louie said, dog i cant remember being hornier know what you mean lou, can’t seem to get a nut every door i knock on seems to be locked shut they crossed the street to the hardware s
washed over my while in the bath
“winter twenty ten” why does it snow and never stop in a winter that knows no bounds the ice and rain in a world of cold is a cocktail that quenches no thirst the buzz it brings isnt pure or fun it is numbness instead, with a splash of brrrr
?shall?i/pen/a/lit/tle?po=em? >u>bet>ter>make>it>quick> =but=please=do->not>gim>me> =that=same=ol?e=song'n=trick= >for>get>a>'bout>u>rhymin' >or>that>sil>ly>ca>dence>cryme> =just=make>us>feel='n>think='n>pine= ?or?fond!to!play?the~day~a~way?
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To sexy for my brain to remember.
Dedicated to my friends, the hadedas...
October '07. I must have been feeling optimistic this day! :)
Foreword: If you folks can indulge me, I'd like to share with the poetry people, three interesting incidents from the past. I recall an incident some years back, when I worked for a weekly newspaper in a small rural community. I was an avid fish
The white rabbit from 'Alice in Wonderland' always runs late - I must confess, I am a white rabbit! but only by a few minutes ...
Just for fun
Written 10 years ago but still works.
Goofy take on what it's like to see someone for the first time... Don't lie guys you do it too.
nothing seems right in the world system. I can not see any sanity in all the recent wars.I think we are all crazy
Never say Never
I’ve been reading National Geographic ;-)
We are the two Spinisters on Drynam Sure everyone knows that They say we are too tight to get married And that is a fact Some other's say we are crazy Others say we are too fat But sure i say it takes A lot of money to put on all that We
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