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Ain't apartment living grand?
A haiku attempt that couldn't shy away from rhyming. I think it is more of a challenge to rhyme within syllable guidelines, it's a lot more fun, too. I really was sprayed in the eyes by a skunk when I was twelve, and strangely enough, my vision has always been great!
The Fledgler’s rusting Lada rumbles determinedly down the middle lane of the M5 southbound, their caravan veering desperately behind, swinging across the carriageway at varying angles between 30% and 60%, evoking unprecedentedly vile verbal volleys f
Shall I suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune? WARNING! Some medications prescribed to promote good health may be hazardous to your health, if not lethal, and folks around you 'better watch out'! In a recent visit to my good doctor,
Sweats, the 21st century's leisure suit Cozy, comfy, and mosquito proof. Sweats are not for perspiration. Don them now for relaxation. Red and yellow, purple, blue. Sweats come in
Yo, boy! Oh boy! Come rap with me. Let’s go find some real money. I’m the man who has the dough And all the things you ought to know. Yes, I have just the loan for you. Buy a nice shiny car and a big house too. Just sign right here on the d
I love money, I love cash. I’ve got to keep my money in a stash. ‘Cause money and me’s a spendin’ spree. A buck, a buck, a buck, a buck, a buck. I love money just for me. I love the moola jive that it gives me. My money and me, we’re curr
something to smile at ... much more how a day should be :)
this poem is about being able to handle even the nasty dark early in the morning with a little help from ur bff..........LMAO!!
on television today, I heard in a movie promo 'you never remember the beginning of your dream' I contemplated this statement at first, what I recalled, was not so much about me but about...so many others who had stated, in regard to their cause
People in charge can be difficult. I agree with Forrest Gump Life is like a box of chocolates
Tired and Just messing around lol
entertainment on tv sometimes it can be fun other times it can be annoying there is always a different reaction people see things in their own way
The sun gets warm. The trees leaf. The flowers bloom. The coats come off, The knees come out. The toes rejoice. It's swarmin' time again. Our brains are buzzin'. I can feel we
Just a good old fishing yarn..about the one that got away...
Inspired by a very dear lady... "i drank a little wine to unwind, and now i'm so unwound i've lost my rhymes..."
One in the eye for scammers..courtesy of western union....LOL
For any middle age "Gentleman", that has disgraced himself recently at a party........LOL.........Andrew........xxx
just a silly few lines about today's visit to the hairdressers
Blatantly pandering to prospective employers... :D
just a few quick words, a few quick lines not to make you salivate, just a small satiate to put in your mind a little idea, a smile not to give meaning to life, just to last awhile a stanza or two, just to get you through some tight squeezed p
I buy the ticket so I can dre-e-e-eam...
This is a poem that I came up with while picking lilacs with my old chap Sam. It really brings out the best of all of us I think and I just hope I get BUNCHES of Karma points for it !! God Bless America and God save the Queen...and what ever the Mexicans say...
Just a few words inspired by something very, very clever that I heard.
To all my friends on CSPC...
Little things.......LOL.......Andrew.....xxx
it's all in the racket and how it swings ;-)
Cheers!
and she was headed to port too...
A conglomeration of several I have known...
A little boy walks into his parents' room Then wears a quizzical frown When he see his Mom on top of his Dad Bouncing up and down. The mother quickly dismounts, Worried about what her son saw She dresses quickly and goes to find him. Standin
You never know!! or do you??
Imagine how it would have been If when we met was 1810? Our letters taking months at sea And written with a crowquill pen. Our love would blossom sure and strong And we'd know we couldn't carry on Without each other in our arms And so we'd mov
Where'd this come from? lol
Some time the television can be entertaining I have to wonder if these incidents do happen Someone said the people get paid to be on the show It is different An escape from reality Oh well Peace and love everyone
Would you give in to temptation?
I tip my hat to it's inventor.
HIM, HER, and THEM; If my grammar school education, or my memory fails me not, These are nouns, People, places, and things. Places are not of concern In this simple prose. The usages of HIM and HER Can be quite disturbing. Depending on
Just a whimsical thank you for all the positive words!
Why do Nantucket limericks get such a bad rap?
It is interesting to watch a game the crowd is excited the players are focused and the halftime show is good wonderful way to spend an evening with your son
Breathing in than breathing faster, A perfect disaster this life of mine. I need a drink while I'm still here waiting, For this to all to be over and I'll be home. To sit by myself and think for a second Turning into minutes and now hours long.
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