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The Dance Floor

The Dance Floor

Hit my head up and flip it over is clock works red as your face running dancing is the lazy one. on the floor making it real is just me taking the time ticks and moves with the flow. is smooth is my rhythm of the music is my sound to cracking the dea

love at a safe distance

love at a safe distance

He loved her from afar but not romantic he she lived on the mainland he sailed the sea but every wednesday night these lovers were in view she through binoculors his telescope saw her too she planned to marry him marry by hook or crook

song chain

song chain

it was the day the Righteous Brothers THE LOVIN FEELING LOST the Moody Blues sang it to GO NOW seemed the best Georgie Fame he understood mind YEH YEH not that good Tom Jones he just knew ITS NOT UNUSUAL while the Seekers moaned I LL NEV

Slow Torture

Slow Torture

Slowly, every so slowly. Moving slightly then stopping. Then again and moans escape. God, it's sooooo long and hard. Yes... Oh yes, it'll make you crazy. Oh... Oh God it's so hot! Squirming, moving around Head turning right and left Roaring i

Boys will be Boys

Boys will be Boys

lol.....Old enough to know what six of the best was....xxx

Cliche

Cliche'

A "mini-rant."

Love Bugs

Love Bugs

They should of never let them bring that horriable little bug into the US

HOOKED

HOOKED

lol.....xxx

jokes from the past

jokes from the past

I like old jokes If you have any old jokes share them It is interesting Blessings and love always

A Womans Domain

A Woman's Domain!

Every woman that I ever met Has a possession of hers that I refuse to enter; not only For her privacy, but for Fear of the unknown. It is not huge, but compact Enough for her to carry, With her, through out the day. But then again, I have b

A Womans Domain The Sequel

A Woman's Domain!... The Sequel.

You roll over, expecting The woman you love, to Catch your falling arm With her soft, feminine Body; anxious to receive Your late night embrace. It takes a few seconds to Realize that she's not there. Calling out softly " Hon?". No an

Entrapment

Entrapment

It's that time of the month, When all things in their Natural balance, are disturbed And nothing you can do can Will appease her, if she gets The wrong reaction. NO, NO, NO! Not that TIME OF THE MONTH; When you walk a thin line for only day

Entrapment Part 2

Entrapment... Part 2

You stand there, staring at Two bottles, same size, same color, Two very similar names; Desert Sand and Fine Desert Sand. She hands them to you, grasping Them between your thumbs and Pointing fingers, one in each hand, You just stare. What

I Am The Son Of Fishermen

I Am The Son Of Fishermen

I wrote this when I was working on fish packers on the Left Coast.

The Dime Store Wok EE

The Dime-Store Wok! EE!

If you know "Jabberwocky" you might find this amusing.

The Scotsman

The Scotsman

The Scotsman Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair, And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share. He fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet, And he stumbled off into the grass to sle

what am i

what am i

i am under 12 inches and i do not speak a word but when i act all i say is heard i can be royal i can be poor i can call you or send you away i can be your aid even though unpaid praise is rare for me you may one day agree this may

Dude

Dude

kinda funny i guess but I wanted to try posting something

The Flintstones

The Flintstones

Life is a cartoon I compare my journey the the people in Bedrock Fred Flintstone and company The trials and tribulations ahead Blessings love to all A positive outlook A sense of humour pleasant thoughts always

A Man behind the Mask

A Man behind the Mask

He is a man in the past Keep something in his heart Keep something in his mind His words reflect his mask Hiding behind his own truth There is a fear to face the world His heart was broken so many times His heart feels something to explode

animal fun

animal fun

Zebras of the army type covered by numerous stripe and the telephone too extra special mobile trunk call elephant style some never stick their neck out but giraffes are born to do crocodile turned into handbags what is the world coming too

bouncing ball

bouncing ball

bouncing ball keep on bouncing down the path see you go red or blue is your colour as you pass house and tree bouncing high toward the sky bouncing lower to the ground who put the the bounce in you that you can do what you do

To Mary Jane A Morning Toast

To Mary Jane, A Morning Toast!

From a light, occaisional user...

The Jester

The Jester

Some people are so-o-o-o-o funny!

Undecypherable

Undecypherable?

Spaces and punctuation intentionally omitted. Prizes for first correct and most imaginative solutions. :D

one more shift

one more shift

done roughly to tune of banana boat song..for fun

couplet poem dance

couplet poem dance

beth danced to rhyme most of the daytime she was still bright dancing in the night those she would meet beth had dancing feet

a soft answer

a soft answer

Some people say fight fire with fire but i do not agree fight fire with water it may get put out very possibly as to application fire are arguing words water is the softer reply we can try

Cinderella and her friends

Cinderella and her friends

Imagination is good Isn't is wonderful when we can be free to think Al of these adventures have served a purpose Blessings and love to all

Dictaphone

Dictaphone

amazing...but true ;-)

limerick

limerick

There was a young woman from skye who sang softly as she sauntered by with the wind in her hair and with barely a care and a gleam and smile in her eye

limerick 2

limerick 2

There was an young woman from france who wandered about in a trance til one day she fell into a wishing well now they wish for a woman from france

Vanity

Vanity

I know that you are pretty I know you know it too But who thinks you the prettier? Is it me or you?

a turkeys lot is not a happy one

a turkeys lot..is not a happy one

well a turkeys lot is not a happy one as thanksgiving and christmas appear all my plans going up in smoke as i will by the end of the year its just not fair not ruddy bit to be born as a turkey gobble its just not fair for i ve got dre

Check this out

Check this out...

Chorus from the John Prine song, "Living in the Future" "We are living in the future I'll tell you how I know I read it in the paper Fifteen years ago We're all driving rocket ships And talking with our minds And wearing turquoise jewelry A

why dont trees go cold

why dont trees go cold

Why dont trees go cold when they shed their leaves they dont get a chill when the wind blows ill maybe the sneeze sending leaves off the trees its a theory not so hot when the autumn comes and the tree goes bare for leaves they do h

eskimos kiss

eskimos kiss

why do eskimos kiss with the nose dont they know how much they miss what a waste of lips by those ice cold tips dont they know how much kissing they miss on cold winter nights on cold winter days when snuggled up warm warm and tight w

Go Ask Alice

Go Ask Alice

To Lewis Carroll

If I were a Fly

~If I were a Fly~

Lol havin some fun.

roadrunner

roadrunner

roadrunner beep beep wiley cunning pesky dog gone it, he strikes again roadrunner

who are they

who are they

A bird in the hand is worth two in a bush that is what they say but what do you do if you have no bush and the bird in your hand flys away with your empty hand you can scratch your head to ponder this strange affair a watched kettle never bo

Is is What Was Was

Is is What Was Was?

This poem I read almost every day while enjoying my homeschooling through high school. I kept psychoanalyzing it all, when all I really needed to do was agree with it lol

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