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Hit my head up and flip it over is clock works red as your face running dancing is the lazy one. on the floor making it real is just me taking the time ticks and moves with the flow. is smooth is my rhythm of the music is my sound to cracking the dea
He loved her from afar but not romantic he she lived on the mainland he sailed the sea but every wednesday night these lovers were in view she through binoculors his telescope saw her too she planned to marry him marry by hook or crook
it was the day the Righteous Brothers THE LOVIN FEELING LOST the Moody Blues sang it to GO NOW seemed the best Georgie Fame he understood mind YEH YEH not that good Tom Jones he just knew ITS NOT UNUSUAL while the Seekers moaned I LL NEV
Slowly, every so slowly. Moving slightly then stopping. Then again and moans escape. God, it's sooooo long and hard. Yes... Oh yes, it'll make you crazy. Oh... Oh God it's so hot! Squirming, moving around Head turning right and left Roaring i
lol.....Old enough to know what six of the best was....xxx
A "mini-rant."
They should of never let them bring that horriable little bug into the US
lol.....xxx
I like old jokes If you have any old jokes share them It is interesting Blessings and love always
Every woman that I ever met Has a possession of hers that I refuse to enter; not only For her privacy, but for Fear of the unknown. It is not huge, but compact Enough for her to carry, With her, through out the day. But then again, I have b
You roll over, expecting The woman you love, to Catch your falling arm With her soft, feminine Body; anxious to receive Your late night embrace. It takes a few seconds to Realize that she's not there. Calling out softly " Hon?". No an
It's that time of the month, When all things in their Natural balance, are disturbed And nothing you can do can Will appease her, if she gets The wrong reaction. NO, NO, NO! Not that TIME OF THE MONTH; When you walk a thin line for only day
You stand there, staring at Two bottles, same size, same color, Two very similar names; Desert Sand and Fine Desert Sand. She hands them to you, grasping Them between your thumbs and Pointing fingers, one in each hand, You just stare. What
I wrote this when I was working on fish packers on the Left Coast.
If you know "Jabberwocky" you might find this amusing.
The Scotsman Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair, And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share. He fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet, And he stumbled off into the grass to sle
i am under 12 inches and i do not speak a word but when i act all i say is heard i can be royal i can be poor i can call you or send you away i can be your aid even though unpaid praise is rare for me you may one day agree this may
kinda funny i guess but I wanted to try posting something
Life is a cartoon I compare my journey the the people in Bedrock Fred Flintstone and company The trials and tribulations ahead Blessings love to all A positive outlook A sense of humour pleasant thoughts always
He is a man in the past Keep something in his heart Keep something in his mind His words reflect his mask Hiding behind his own truth There is a fear to face the world His heart was broken so many times His heart feels something to explode
Zebras of the army type covered by numerous stripe and the telephone too extra special mobile trunk call elephant style some never stick their neck out but giraffes are born to do crocodile turned into handbags what is the world coming too
bouncing ball keep on bouncing down the path see you go red or blue is your colour as you pass house and tree bouncing high toward the sky bouncing lower to the ground who put the the bounce in you that you can do what you do
From a light, occaisional user...
Some people are so-o-o-o-o funny!
Spaces and punctuation intentionally omitted. Prizes for first correct and most imaginative solutions. :D
done roughly to tune of banana boat song..for fun
beth danced to rhyme most of the daytime she was still bright dancing in the night those she would meet beth had dancing feet
Some people say fight fire with fire but i do not agree fight fire with water it may get put out very possibly as to application fire are arguing words water is the softer reply we can try
Imagination is good Isn't is wonderful when we can be free to think Al of these adventures have served a purpose Blessings and love to all
amazing...but true ;-)
There was a young woman from skye who sang softly as she sauntered by with the wind in her hair and with barely a care and a gleam and smile in her eye
There was an young woman from france who wandered about in a trance til one day she fell into a wishing well now they wish for a woman from france
I know that you are pretty I know you know it too But who thinks you the prettier? Is it me or you?
well a turkeys lot is not a happy one as thanksgiving and christmas appear all my plans going up in smoke as i will by the end of the year its just not fair not ruddy bit to be born as a turkey gobble its just not fair for i ve got dre
Chorus from the John Prine song, "Living in the Future" "We are living in the future I'll tell you how I know I read it in the paper Fifteen years ago We're all driving rocket ships And talking with our minds And wearing turquoise jewelry A
Why dont trees go cold when they shed their leaves they dont get a chill when the wind blows ill maybe the sneeze sending leaves off the trees its a theory not so hot when the autumn comes and the tree goes bare for leaves they do h
why do eskimos kiss with the nose dont they know how much they miss what a waste of lips by those ice cold tips dont they know how much kissing they miss on cold winter nights on cold winter days when snuggled up warm warm and tight w
To Lewis Carroll
Lol havin some fun.
roadrunner beep beep wiley cunning pesky dog gone it, he strikes again roadrunner
A bird in the hand is worth two in a bush that is what they say but what do you do if you have no bush and the bird in your hand flys away with your empty hand you can scratch your head to ponder this strange affair a watched kettle never bo
This poem I read almost every day while enjoying my homeschooling through high school. I kept psychoanalyzing it all, when all I really needed to do was agree with it lol
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