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Silly today - Saturday crazy!
That's soo romantic poem.
A bit of humour
Revisits Garth Brooks and ensuing chaos, references encounter with celebrated poet in Dublin who was miffed initially cause a passerby didn't purchase a book, but who ultimately proved to be a true gent. Limited appeal I know, but I like it!!
THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE A MALE, OR FEMALE, CARRESSING THEIR PHONES; REALIZE,THAT THAT THEY ARE JUST MAKING OUT, WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX!
WHEN YOU COMBINE,POETRY,MUSIC, FOOD, AND SEX; YOU TRUELY HAVE IT ALL; JUST LIKE; BOGEY, AND BACALL!
Winter is here my good friends... just cope, it will all be over soon! Cheers! Oh, and stay warm if you find yourself in the deep freeze!
This was one of the most anticipated movies of the year, and boy what a let down!
I knew there had to be a reason...
Have you consulted your muse lately? I always figured mine had to be slightly crazy, that is the only explanation for some of my poems.
A fisherman sat with line all lank perched on crooked stool that soon sank backside now all mud covered his face an embarrassed red off home he went with his pants all dank.
"Make your day full of shunshine, then share it with a stranger" ~Bliss~
not seeing much Christmas Spirit yet here On Poetry Soup it abounds. Come on folks let it rip lol
Just thinking how we all like to look our best and strive to show off are better sides yet no matter what we think of ourselves we fit somewhere in this Xmas tree.
Written for a contest about Christmas... I thought I would take the different option when talking about the spirits of Christmas. I have made a little video of me reading this poem on You-Tube http://youtu.be/VwhoBMA_w0w
Christmas is mere days away and I've yet to write my list so I had better get it done right now or my chimney will be missed Santa's sleigh will pass right by not stopping on my roof an empty space under the tree will be considered pr
He said: ---.-..-...? She said:..-.--...-.Maybe He: ----.-...-..-...-..Really? She: --.-.-.-.--..Yes! He: --.......-.--.-Wow!
Just a small poem only to show spelling mistake can make a word different meaning like a small mistake can change our life also.
Just a little ditty for kids
Written in April, many years ago.
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To fetch her dog a bone When she got their The cupboard was bare So the dog gave her A bone of his own
Women's translations WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. We need... = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want... = You'll pay for this la
Guess, a chunk of luck has fallen on me from the sky while I am waiting for potentially hazardous Asteroid 2004 BL86 to pass the earth! A classical example of spammer's message, a masterpiece in a sense.
Sharing mussels can be whiskey
Do you ever take the time to look closely at the ants Just roll up your pants, So they don't bite you. I did just that as I sat back in my sun lounger one hot summers day . I saw hundreds ants come out to play, Tho they weren't playin
The sea looked inviting one hot summers day , So I took off my socks and made my way where ripples glistened in the sun, My skin glowed like a hot cross bun, I forgot to bring my speedo swimsuit The guy in the water looked kinda cute,
just thinking about my life friends and i hope you feel the same.
Who are you On mounted pedastals High above You look and stir Motionless You stand Jessters in hand Poissed in figure Cold to touch Vains deep Marbled white Elegant figure Moulded from life Chisled jaw figure smooth Young
YOU'LL HAVE MANY OF THEM, UNLESS, YOU DON'T CHANGE, YOUR UNDERWEAR!
My tummy is full just finished a cheeseburger finished with those fries?
Thank goodness I was in the back row and managed to crawl out
Time is our friend each second ticks away There time to work and a time to play There is a time to love and time to age Tick tock the seconds tick away Time gives us daylight and turns into night Where has the years gone
Really though does anyone else out there think the Easter Bunny and the Toothfairy are in cahoots of sorts? Or as i like to call the Toothfairy, the body parts mafia! Well i mean you lose your teeth at first as a young child but hey there is it.... m
INSPITE OF LITTLE MISSHAPS; I STILL FIND IT; THE BEST ON THE MARKET!
Being new on the site is like a little baby geeting a fright.. Ya dream of wine and dine..ya dream of a lady dressed devine.. but instead reality kicks in and with so many proflies it seems ya just cant win.. To be alone is gods great sin.. Messe
Found in 1924 Algebras text book. Author unknown.
Influenced by a astronomic bionic visitation, Don't tell the pope,
A TYPICAL WEEK IN MY LIFE!
I eat peaches for breakfast one before brunch an 3 before dinner an 4 before lunch I eat peaches on my way to school on the dive and into the pool people call me a peach eating fool I eat peaches here I eat peaches there I think there's peaches comi
SOMEONE WALKED UP TO ME AND SAID THAT LIFE WAS FULL OF OBSCURITIES MY ADVICE WAS THE CONTENT OF 'BEYOND THE VEIL
one day with my heart beating out of chest speeding behind with all the rest officer pull me aside and I said to him but offer I was not the only one speeding an he just pull out his pad an pen and said with a grind son' have you ever gone fishing
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