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I am good, but they said am not, yes they took away my light, but its not the end of my life I am bright i have got my reta
please don't shoot me - i didn't really kill it - just fed it
Always like the odd number three 3 is the number on my chart... ~~~ Monkey see, monkey hear, monkey do ~~~
There was a writing contest at The Bardroom, Budapest, on the theme 'fruits and vegetables.' This is my entry, slightly revised. (It is supposed to be funny.) It has also been published on the international literary forum IRODALOM: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/irodalom/message/10153
To apply for room ring 666roomforrent
Strange cognitions Errie night Bone rattling horror before my sight Sweat like an ocean dripping down my face 'Oh, please deliver me from this wretched place!' I swallow my spit and stare in awe That thing will eat me toes and all So I s
He's a real mug child and he gets pretty wild When he gets back home finds his Mum's smoked all his cones and his Father has mastered the art of getting plastered while his sister's trippin' over the moon
E=Mc..confusion..lol
A lil fun with a re-write...
Just Me
watch out for lies.
Wow this was real writing this real right l.o.l.
Following the unexpected removal of my gallbladder.
i just penned this little ditty in a moment of boredom when i werent feeling too well, i like writing my own verses in gretting cards for family and friends, often humorous but some with emotions too, i find it quite therapeutic to write poems whether they are deep, emotional, from experience or otherwise, even funny ones.
Random thoughts © Copyright, bigcadillac
I don't play well in the cold..lol.
ok well the boy didn't actually pull all the trees out of the ground he is old enough to call a tree removal company and have them pull all the trees out of the ground while mommy was to busy being mommy to the milk man while daddy was on vacation and no I do not have a little boy or not even a little girl. this is just a poem. lol
just another bit of fun, i wrote this down based on a little joke my sister made some time ago, i quite enjoy doing poems when i can think of something that might be funny too,
If you wish to go for it the words are below...easy to find the meanings. neonate...nene...rambutan...raillery...legalese...dulcify...dryad... triste...trigon...macchia...maduro
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Thought it time for a Chuckle.
I know you hate the censors lol thats why I made it. LOL ......... Just a poem on a crazy lazy day... lol wanna write something but just cant write a nice or romantic one.. lol :P
Just having some fun with some of my favorite cereals, my favorite cereal is Cookie Crisp, but I couldn't remember the name of the mascot!
With a groan and a moan She rose from the lounge And shuffled to the kitchen She wriggled her butt back n forth For to elicit a response She gummed a smile As she licked her lips And said 'hello big boy' I shook with fright She was a hundred
Not not not
This sound I hear upon the roof What could it possibly be Could it be the reindeer hooves Or Santa's gliding sleigh This noise so strange drives me insane With wonder and suspense I need to look yet dare I not What if my hopes are dashed
Just having fun with numbers..lol
Hahahahaha.....Happy New Year everyone.....Kindest regards, Andrew xxx
Feeling better..
A poem from nothing about nothing when nothing comes to write about
Ok..So I'm up early this morning..lol
Just a quick description of myself
Ok..I do Home Improvement..lol. Call me..
The next time someone tells you to 'drop dead', hand them this poem so you can determine how dead they want you.lol. AS a courtesy I've enabled you to drop dead with style..You can thank me later.lol.
Just a short and sweet one and just a few words just make sure they are all nice and sweet words when they come out..... nice and sweet...
Uh..lol
I like the old fashioned phones better, but you know I got a cell phone too and it chirps like a cricket :))
Am I completely out of my mind or what? lol.
roses are red nuts are round skirts are up panties are down skin to skin when its stiff stick it in.
Ok, cut me some slack..I'm off work today..lol.
Plucked!
Down the streets of dryden I walk, everywhere I hear the bullshit talk. The people are damned,I think it's the water, and then I wonder "why even bother". Sometimes it's fun to watch and see, how different they are all from me. It's s
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