Tamatoes
just for laughs
Smile
smile
"World's Head Honchos Playing Hide-n-Seek!"
This whimsical poem anthropomorphizes global organizations as players in a game of hide-and-seek, symbolizing the complexities and hidden actions of global politics and economics. It playfully critiques the elites who navigate these institutions, subtly wielding power. Despite its light-hearted tone, it acknowledges the grave consequences of their decisions. The poem aims to make the abstract concept of global governance relatable, aiming to provoke thought and discussion. The poem was written with a spirit of light-hearted cynicism, highlighting the absurdity of these power dynamics, yet it carries an underlying hope for a more transparent, shared global governance. This ode falls under the category of "Satirical Poetry." Satirical poetry uses humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. In this case, the ode humorously critiques the often unseen actions of global elites, symbolized by leaders of major international organizations, and their effect on world affairs.
Forest is going to Heaven
FORREST GUMP goes to HEAVEN The day finally arrived when Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, "Well,
My Remembering Ability Is Aging!!!
As we age we tend to lose our ability to keep up with some certain things as human not because we are clueless or careless but because nature can't be outrun so its a gift of life we should appreciate as human.
Indians and cowboys (for Jesse)
this goes out for Jesse who got me inspired by his earlier poem dedicated to you brother, broom to room , and kick to sticks, this is for you coz you're Wanted
Ten Little Boyfriends
Just a fun poem based on TEN LITTLE INDIANS.
Be-Twixed
How do you like your chocolate?
CRUEL RAIN
Its rained for days i'm locked in
Rattles
just some black humour!!
Sweet treats
A yummy yummy couplet
simple
poems in silence sparse as winter branches leaving a few disheveled words without a script
incorrigible
I am no one I know you like me you aren't that good you know I'm a punk and you like when I don't give a f*ck about you and all your romance is f*cking retarded and tomorrow I don't care if you like me I somehow fell in love and your whi
Jeeves
Jeeves of course was the butler.
IRREPARABLE
Some things can't be repaired! It came to mind....... I detest politics! tweaked 11/30/17
Sweet
Girl you so sweet I would maybe like to meet. I hope you like KFC that's the place to be so think about it girl so I can sweep you off your feet.
Meek mill
Why feed her red lobster when you got the dollar menu .
A drunkards poem
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The only Diamond
The only diamond in the world that no one knew it
"Merry Christmas to all"
Happiness overflows on this wonderful day!
Welcome 2017!
2017. It's all for humour, so dun take it seriously :)
CA LuPa
Why is ever girl on this site like fifty or more. Is there any mid age women like twenty or even thirtys on this site let me know if you would like to talk about to quit .
Pretty Happy
I'm bored.
My Dog, The Cat
For my little guy!
That Kind of Day
Because every now and again, it's like that.
Laughed..I Cried :)
Had such a laugh tonight, soooooo funny !!
Mr Bean Bridget Jones
I know I can relate to this poem on a couple of occasions .lol... and I wished the floor had opened up and swallowed me up, however...if not at the time...on reflection ,I was able to see the funny side too :)
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Better To Give Without Promising ... What To Promise Without Holding ...
Doctor humour
Nearly Xmas, time to write some humour..
Doctor humour 2
Adapted from a Frank Carson joke
Lucky Peas
A nostalgic memory from my childhood, I was nine and it was New Year's day, we'd had our dinner, complete with peas of course. Us kid's were galavantin' around in the front yard and I stubbed my big toe on the fence ( leastwise I thought I'd stubbed it) when grandma looked at the angle it was bent she sent for the doc who come down after about an hour or two, I hated black eyed peas for a long time afterwards.
Mannish
As I look back on my adolescence I realize I was quite precocious, the folk back then called it "mannish" in regard to boy's, and "womalish" in the case of girl's. I laughed out loud several times as I penned these memories. I hope the reader gets as much enjoyment from the reading, as I have the writing. ( I don't know if this should go under the catagory of "child" or " humor" ? Child humor?.
Art of war VI
Come. listen while i melt your ear. Like sweet honey down your neck. Pooling on clavicle. Dripping down bosom and chest Sultry thick steam. Passion, the spark igniting the fog. Uncontrollable. Chain reaction. unstoppable. No anxiety.
Maine is good for snow, and dogs.....
I wrote this poem being silly, and stewpid.......
Purple
Purple is a color Liked by woman and by man It's used to name a rock band I'm a big deep purple fan Some singers sing of purple rain Some movie titles too The color of my favoured fruit It's mixing red and blue The goths are always wearing i
Noem Wrote A Poem
His name was noem He wrote a poem His clothes were tattered He had to sewem When he walked down the road People asked where was he goem I'm goem to town he replied To see dr. Jekyll and mr. hyde He was a little weird as you can tell He s
I Don't Like Rap
Play games with me and I play them back Sounds like a rap song And I don't like that I don't like rap No I don't like rap Hey I don't like rap Insinuations and innuendos Won't let it go And live my life in limbo Talk in person or l
Doghouse Letter
He got a doghouse letter From the half that is better Now sparky's on a chain Pretending to be tame What did he do he doesn't have a clue So for the time he's in a bind And he's gonna play it cool Why is he always the last one to know Gue
Really Big Trouble
Sometimes I write good sometimes I write bad No it goes this way Sometimes I write bad sometimes I write awful Sometimes I write crazy sometimes I write serious Sometimes I write rhymes sometimes I write delirious Sometimes I write after befor
A Fairy Tale
I love fairy tales especially with a happy ending.
Ticker Tape Parade
Tick me off again And see the flare of my pen Once I could say naught Now I can say and not be caught So it's up to you gang up on the side you want But think now and then Before you tick me off again Hesitate before you say amen Years ha
Two Strikes
Long ago I sent lara croft a friend request on face book I got turned down Long ago I dedicated a song to her at karaoke It was called ocean front property I guess I guess lara croft doesn't like me Well after two strikes I said that was the
RE: Ashes and blossoms
very beautifully written piece a joy to read...
RE: dead tissue
Thank you Miss JM and I agree , but everyone can have my love that is willing to receive. Thank you for stopping by…Jesse...
RE: For all the men that tried to do you wrong..
Well written Cafe!!!...
RE: I've Known The World
Hi Marikia, Yes, I don't contribute much now to this site. Life intervenes. Thanks for remembering....
RE: Farewell and Thank You Dear Poets!
I admire your desire to unselfishly dedicate your time for the reasons that you have described. I have really enjoyed our interactions here. You have been an awesome friend and commentator....I will miss you Kathy. ....God bless you dear......
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