Is not the end of life
I am good, but they said am not, yes they took away my light, but its not the end of my life I am bright i have got my reta
little blackbird
please don't shoot me - i didn't really kill it - just fed it
~~~ Lucky Number Is Three ~~~
Always like the odd number three 3 is the number on my chart... ~~~ Monkey see, monkey hear, monkey do ~~~
Fruit and Vegetable
There was a writing contest at The Bardroom, Budapest, on the theme 'fruits and vegetables.' This is my entry, slightly revised. (It is supposed to be funny.) It has also been published on the international literary forum IRODALOM: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/irodalom/message/10153
In the Cellar
To apply for room ring 666roomforrent
Horror Story
Strange cognitions Errie night Bone rattling horror before my sight Sweat like an ocean dripping down my face 'Oh, please deliver me from this wretched place!' I swallow my spit and stare in awe That thing will eat me toes and all So I s
Mug Child
He's a real mug child and he gets pretty wild When he gets back home finds his Mum's smoked all his cones and his Father has mastered the art of getting plastered while his sister's trippin' over the moon
Einstein
E=Mc..confusion..lol
DOUBLE TAKE
A lil fun with a re-write...
Steven
Just Me
Lies
watch out for lies.
~~ Fun To Be Funny~~
Wow this was real writing this real right l.o.l.
Since I don't have you...
Following the unexpected removal of my gallbladder.
ok then poetry
i just penned this little ditty in a moment of boredom when i werent feeling too well, i like writing my own verses in gretting cards for family and friends, often humorous but some with emotions too, i find it quite therapeutic to write poems whether they are deep, emotional, from experience or otherwise, even funny ones.
My Best Friend
Random thoughts © Copyright, bigcadillac
Old Man Winter
I don't play well in the cold..lol.
up rooted
ok well the boy didn't actually pull all the trees out of the ground he is old enough to call a tree removal company and have them pull all the trees out of the ground while mommy was to busy being mommy to the milk man while daddy was on vacation and no I do not have a little boy or not even a little girl. this is just a poem. lol
santas bad day
just another bit of fun, i wrote this down based on a little joke my sister made some time ago, i quite enjoy doing poems when i can think of something that might be funny too,
Feel Free To Outrave Me
If you wish to go for it the words are below...easy to find the meanings. neonate...nene...rambutan...raillery...legalese...dulcify...dryad... triste...trigon...macchia...maduro
KIDS
L.............1
Apricot Wine
Thought it time for a Chuckle.
Watta Crazy World!
I know you hate the censors lol thats why I made it. LOL ......... Just a poem on a crazy lazy day... lol wanna write something but just cant write a nice or romantic one.. lol :P
Cereal Killer
Just having some fun with some of my favorite cereals, my favorite cereal is Cookie Crisp, but I couldn't remember the name of the mascot!
For There's Life In The Old Girl Yet
With a groan and a moan She rose from the lounge And shuffled to the kitchen She wriggled her butt back n forth For to elicit a response She gummed a smile As she licked her lips And said 'hello big boy' I shook with fright She was a hundred
Not
Not not not
Merry Christmas
This sound I hear upon the roof What could it possibly be Could it be the reindeer hooves Or Santa's gliding sleigh This noise so strange drives me insane With wonder and suspense I need to look yet dare I not What if my hopes are dashed
Love Scale
Just having fun with numbers..lol
Ghosts Of Resolutions Past
Hahahahaha.....Happy New Year everyone.....Kindest regards, Andrew xxx
The long awaited New Years List
Feeling better..
The Nothing Verse
A poem from nothing about nothing when nothing comes to write about
My lil' green Christmas truck
Ok..So I'm up early this morning..lol
Eligible Bachelor
Just a quick description of myself
I'm your handiman
Ok..I do Home Improvement..lol. Call me..
How dead is dead?
The next time someone tells you to 'drop dead', hand them this poem so you can determine how dead they want you.lol. AS a courtesy I've enabled you to drop dead with style..You can thank me later.lol.
Nothing more than a few words.....................
Just a short and sweet one and just a few words just make sure they are all nice and sweet words when they come out..... nice and sweet...
2012.. It's Apocalyptic!!
Uh..lol
Cell Phone Wonders
I like the old fashioned phones better, but you know I got a cell phone too and it chirps like a cricket :))
Prepare yourself for..'The Lady Killer'
Am I completely out of my mind or what? lol.
lol
roses are red nuts are round skirts are up panties are down skin to skin when its stiff stick it in.
The Nothing Poem
Ok, cut me some slack..I'm off work today..lol.
Doped up Cluckers
Plucked!
Social Defect
Down the streets of dryden I walk, everywhere I hear the bullshit talk. The people are damned,I think it's the water, and then I wonder "why even bother". Sometimes it's fun to watch and see, how different they are all from me. It's s