Catch me if you can!
Poof ! You gotta move faster than that darlin..' Follow your heart... HEART . . . . . . . HEART . . . . . . . HEART . . . . . . . HEART . . . . . . . HEART . . . . . . . HEART . . . . . . .
The real Profile
lol.
Bad hair day..
Where's my freaking hair? lol
Alone again
First of in regards to the gun statement Im just joking. What Im trying to say is that Im sick of being alone
Waking up
Wrote this when I was a university student
Briefs or Boxers?
Just a bit of fun so you don't all think I'm some deep dark melancholic freak... Oh - your opinions on the dilema would be appreciated :o)
Older
Last one for today - maybe one or two more tomorrow - never mind, I'll run out soon :oP
My Cat
Just a bit of fun...
Look past me
Something I wrote through boredom this evening.
Window Show
All my poetry is based on true life happenings around my family and friends.
I've hurt my knee
Just a little micky take out of men, sorry guys, I have some women ones too .
Hanging around
I wrote this poem to have a laugh at someone who once said I should end my life. I know now that it was said in jest
I love the beach
I love the beach it's my most favorite place in the world I love sit on the sand and watch the pretty girls Dream my life away Oh, I love the waves The beach is my most favorite place in the world The boulevard on a Friday night Pop a brew
Easedropping
Public cell phone talking
retired nonsense
Today we have had snow and it is real cold, so I've been doodling and this poem just popped in my mind. Hope you enjoy.
Ode to a room
It was written by myself many years ago in the UK where i was working on building sites.. It is my tribute to Spike MIlligan whose books and poems i have always loved.
Hey, Cowboy! Hold Your Horse!
Fiction, lyrics to the song. If someone put it on music please send me link where you uploaded the song.
Silly
Confused
poetry and poets
just doodling with words
"Go Find The Poet"
Just a silly attempt to acknowledge the worth of the poets!! :-)
A Bit of Australian Slang
Just for a bit of fun....should you really give up as to the meaning of any word I will be happy to explain
Electronic Jargon
just a little horse play !
yet more amusing unamusing musing
Pink piqued me....(I tried to credit the Bard in the author spot, but for some reason it won't appear aside mine at the top...oh well)
"Tiny In My Eyes"
This was a poem that I wrote with a self-inflicted time restriction... I had 10 minutes before a particular meeting started and I wanted to write a poem within that 10 minute time frame... this is what evolved.
TV Remote
TV is not what it used to be
Viewer discretion advised
I cracked the code!! Happy weekend guys!! Love ya..
Let's all laugh
Laugh first laugh last as long as we can laugh there is nothing wrong with a good laugh I laugh to I begin to cry I laugh because I'm full of joy that same laughter might make me past gas have to be easy when I laugh don't want to past gas but
Wilderness Survival
Inspired by Bear Grylis, the guy who eats some really disgusting stuff!
TERRIFIED
First day back in the classroom
Little Red Riding Hood
Ingredients : - 1 oz gin - 3/4 oz creme de mure - 3/4 oz wild strawberry liqueur - 1 1/2 oz orange juice Use a "Shaker" for Little Red Riding Hood drink recipe Shake and strain into a double-cocktail glass filled with crushed ice. Garnish with berries, a short straw, and serve. Serve in "Cocktail Glass" This drink is described as:- Vivid summery fruit flavours make a cocktail that tastes as innocent as Grandma, but has a bite more reminiscent of the Wolf.
Easter
When Jesus woke up from dead Why rabbit laid a chocolate egg?
You can kiss my $%#
Humorist mood
GET OUT OF MY BED YOU LAZY BUM
Get out of my bed you lazy bum, get out I have to get rid of you without a doubt Everyday you sleep all freaking day When I get home you want to play Then you wait for me to feed you Then what do you do Off for the night God knows where I'm ti
Bad Golf
This was inspired by Leslie Nielsen and his golf videos.
How to win a man!
From the library of Congress.. 'The Book of Dudes.' The difinitive guide. $29.99
Date . Dip
This weeks personals: Good luck ladies!
KISSING COUSINS
Can you relate Heard anything familiar of late If not just try to relate Learn something and dont tempt fate
The Nothing Verse
We all have writers block at times yet feel something is there, well this is what was there.
My Abc's
Appreciate an antidote with just a little attitude Beginning with blessed bandages Causing caring courage Doing delightful donations Exited even extreme For the faith filled feel Gratitude goes with gesture How your happiness is heart filled
Bashing Men
I was enjoying my own company watching television when the the ladies came in and got so loud I could not hear it anymore so I had to listen to them
"Rowing A Boat"
It was the middle of summer And just too hot to play So the boys sat under the shade tree Wondering how to pass the time away Loud and angry a stomach growled And another stomach more angrily replied Someone said "let's go row a boat" All ag
~~~Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up~~~
Mitt Romney raps to the tune of Eminem. Hope you like it and share it. By Hugh Atkin (YouTube uploaded) Even though this may not qualify for Poetry I just wanted to share this with you all. This is pure talent and trust me u all will enjoy the video more than the above lyrics PLEASE FOLLOW THE BELLOW LINK!!! Enjoy :-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxch-yi14BE