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Earthly Beings I'm searching for an earthly being who would appreciate a space cadet. Sometimes I suffer from loneliness, just to have someone aboard my ship. I’m still looking to explore this thing called sex that all the earthly beings talks so
Something light hearted for a change of pace
Just missing Robin Williams and all the new comedy he could have made in the future, there is certainly plenty of good work to choose from. He is definitely one of the best funny men of our times.
Saturday funnery.
On my recent trip back from the U.S., I did manage to bring back my Bellydance workout DVD, my portable DVD player & even another voltage converter... So this challenge is quite timely --& I've managed to get to just the start of the arm & hand movements... & the ending on this poem is fictional(I hope..)
It isn't hard to be a Poet,,, To write a bit of Poetry,,,,Isn't jolly hard,,,,, Just write a load of Blahdy Blahdy Blah,,,, Some poets think they're smarter,,,,, In words they think is Banter,,,, Are they really such a Martyr?,,,, Let the battl
Just pretending if I were a pilot and also hoping that the pilots on the flights I have had would have at least told me once in a while what I was seeing out the window.
In dire straits The poor man be For he wanted a p To the unknown A toilet he wanted to find High and low He looked with strained look He could not go to a bar for no pint he bought So he look for a toilet in the park All boarded up a
nonsence@
CATching up to a Kickit challenge... (Kickit, I might have broken some rules-not sure-from Cat "the Chocolate Fiend")
O thou trembling maiden who thouest wouldest to meeth be a recipient of thou mine locks of golden har.. Thy mumbling lips doth beg me while on bended knee From the top of this terrace I have snipped for thee a lock for thine inheritan
Inspired by Jade's P & Ragdoll poems... *pips(of oranges)/seeds of oranges
Every word starts with "F". Each verse has 22 words. Each verse has 47 syllables. There is another F word I could have used.....this was a tough one. Thank you Jade and Christian, for the challenge. I'm just wondering though....... Is this poetry ??
You never know if its a swish or a swash If its a twirl or a swirl A hippy move or a seductive grove Is it a naughty look or a closed book Her big toe balancing her red highheel Or a teasing test to see how you feel A flip of the hair in
Senryu (A short Japanese style poem, similar to haiku in structure, however, senryu tend to be about human foibles while haiku tend to be about nature, and senryu are often cynical or darkly humorous and satiric while haiku are serious)
only problem here Title?==2hours!
Couldn't resist!
http://www.clker.com/cliparts/b/2/a/a/11954337581357827998skeleton_friend_afief_02.svg.med.png Maxillae the Skeleton was looking for a date Being rather fussy she had to be the perfect Vertebra Flat Rib Cage and absolutely no meat No rounded
Seventy maidens from CS castle broke through enemy lines They slew the guards of the sleeping monarch.. They took the kings spoils with all his golden treasures They took Philistine spears and shields They took the latest Pyramid high heels
Just fooling around with 5-7-5...its Sunday night!
Ha! Ha! Ha! just felt like exploring.... see where I'd end up... lol
May the force be with you. Will you join us in the 45th? Pizza is free and and I can produce tear free nylons if you have a coupon. And for the knights.. you get to sail to Ruby Ruby Island..
Greetings professor how goes it? Like every thing it just goes on How it is all the same and no fun In the midst of life we are undone Robots in the thrall of machines Sir, it is not easy being human Aye and there’s the blow When you r
Cupboard oh i may slam de doors shut Or nicely open them.... But just for now Let them midways Between the two tides Sane/insane
Written 6-16-07 I wrote over 100 poems while serving a 90 day sentence to keep myself occupied.
Bit of a time wrap!
This hi-tech world's too hard for me, I text so very horribly!! It's true I forget to call back- so phone manners I must lack. I mean well always please believe. Salutations -so fun to receive! In person I would rather speak- Am
Do you smile and wonder..? Wash the dishes till they shine Oh how good you'd go with cherries Oh and maybe some blueberries and a nice glass of your blood Oh.. How i thirst for your fruity wine
feel freeeeee to koment... all in name of pinkie Hurry now not much time to lose because we are going to take over the World! !!!
A little help from France! 2011 - Languedoc region of France. Enjoy with all kinds of food, or, by itself, it stands out from the herd!
Call me if you can hear Read me if you can see These are my age ranges Anyone above the age of 798 I won't respond to I won't I just won't. Cafe lol
If time was a cat and earth a balloon would'nt it be great to lock them both in to the one room B O O M..!
nice poem about about
found it funny
Just having some fun..Don't forget to comment! Regards, Ken :)
Now I am 53, and we all struggle with our weight except for the lucky few. For all of those who struggle like me to impress when I look in the mirror I become depressed. Man or woman, brother or sister, we all know we have so much more to offer from within. So I say to you all, be yourself, be true and love will come to you. Good luck.
I read there was a Haiku challenge, and as I couldn't sleep, I decided to do a silly haiku instead :-)
Tragedies and disappointments of life
A true story!.. Name was changed to protect the innocent..lol
Silly today - Saturday crazy!
That's soo romantic poem.
A bit of humour
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