Always Like That
Always like that That's what they say about him But why do they get so mad Oh were they always like that Just what has he done Has he hurt anyone Why do they make fun Or were they always like that Some people are the jury Some people ar
Neighbor Ned
I have a neighbor I'll just call him neighbor ned When I was seven or eight he hit me over the head It was a short 2by4 but tap tap tap went neighbor ned You see he had an intelligent plan And with that 2by4 in his hand And what no one till n
Tom Fiddlebox
My name is Tom Fiddlebox, I have lost my colored socks. I married a fox, But she turned out to be an ox. My name is Tom Fiddlebox, I work on broken clocks. I saw a fish, who talks, It sank my boat out on the docks. My name is Tom Fiddlebox,
Kato Had Some Playdough
Kato had some playdough He made a pink panther And took him to his school All the kids gathered around Made a happy sound They thought pink panther playdough was cool They did a pink panther dance And when the teacher got the chance She t
Dear Deer
I spend 10 years writing this poem
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reminiscing
Macri gato
President Macri is a cat
Lovley Lights
Ants are so cool.
Vote me this September
Election time here.
Rodney Dangerfield quotes
yes its freezing here, some classics from Rodney Dangerfield to cheer us up.
A Prawn By Any Other Name.
Well...when you think about this poem in a metaphorical sense...it's really quite profound!
My Cat Snores!
My cat, Tordi Boo is the first cat I have ever heard snore. You have to hear her to get a good laugh. Days come when I'm doubled in half. Thanks. Have a Blest weekend. Hugz everyone! Smile and share the fun. No snow just sun. Love & Peace, Pink.
A Northumbrian Prayer
Light hearted banter.
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND
Just a silly little poem about us girls and our eye makeup
Monsters Under The Bed
Having a little fun. Hope you like. Thanks! Hugz, Pink
We are not SPARTANS
Can't think of a better title
pink...
Just having fun! Take care. Blessings, Pink.
Abe and the girls
Another bible classic
The Easter Bunny
HOPPY EASTER! Hugz, Pink
Of Poetry in the "First Person".
"I" hope the "fun police" never confiscate my "poetic license!"
Are you insane? Check yes/ no
A lil fun on Monday night? Can't take ourselves to seriously can we?
Mens insanity survey
Sit back ladies. Break out the popcorn and soda, (or whatever you've been smoking,) and contemplate this difinitive survey on the insanity of men. Film at 11:00. Are men really insane? Here are the results from the institute of 'What the freak wa
As Ancient as Macintosh
A bard as Ancient as Macintosh... The night wears a satin black, with countless poker dots diamonds, And in the morning sky, change into a silky gold, with fluffy laces of milky pearls, I once summoned a frighten toad, to fight a dancing
Mystic Meg
Just a little poem about mystic Meg .hahaha .
Transatlantic Translation Failure
No comment ;)
I'm new on this site
OMG! When will all the scammers I get take a day off! Lol.
All to myself .
I love my bed.
LOVE ON THE NET?!
A tongue-in-cheek novelty ode/song about my experience on dating sites thus far- not to be taken to heart or TOO seriously, though the experience ive had is pretty similar thus far!
riddle
I am a handle to hold what the mind enfolds soft in a lovers ear or quiet as a mothers tear i can draw you close or make you run in fear I can be long or short or one or two or in the middle too I am the same for me and you but not the same its
If Superman was...
If Superman was fat, Who would he be? Maybe a pizza guy, Or someone like me. If Superman was sad, How can we cheer him up? Maybe bring a circus clown, Or Morgan special brew tea in a cup. If Superman was mad, Who can save us from him? C
Bionic Fred. (A poem made by myself 20 years ago.)
It's so far back I cannot recall what lead to me writing this, but it could have been because I was in a funny mood, with nothing more to do so thought I'd sit down and be creative, lol.
Unsanitary Blindness
A tank full of water, a bowl filled with pee, I drank from the toilet and now I can't see.
ODE TO A WASP
Wasps bastards with wings
Rent
This is one of the funniest clips by Will Ferrell I have ever seen. He is talking to a three year old girl in this comedy bit.
What Women Want
This was written some time back. I don't think things have changed that much.
Ten Little Girlfriends
I was looking through some of my past attempts at poetry and I found this one. I thought I'd submit it to such an esteemed site. Remind me to write the book someday. My thoughts are when it comes to girlfriends never over complicate the issue. It will do your head in!
Drink me
I do write quite a few funny ones too
Headliners
Tired of the same old boring headlines we read in the newspapers everyday? Well, let not your heart be troubled. Here is a short list of possible headlines I've created which might possibly catch your attention. 1. Nassa's Hubble Telescope di
The Heart's Conflict
This the feeling when you fall in love.A confusion,a state of dilemma is there.
Taste a woman
Oh, for heavens sake. What's it take to get a date on Saturday night? Somebody needs to get some pizza up in this joint! Lol It's all in good fun.
My astrological sign..lol
I'm supposed to be a Sagittarius..the Fire sign But have the astrologist's Miscalulated my position Among the planet's? They say on Wenesday I was in Jupitors House And on Thursday in Neptunes house But Friday, I was in Betty's house and
A mortician's love poem.. Lol
It's obvious that most women in the world will be swooning over this passionate overture of undying love. What can I say? Some guys just got it going on. Lets get some pizza up in this house! Lol. Cafe