fuzzy thoughts
A trick an illusion, atomic fusion, death rebirth, worry and strife, mystical fanasy not real, not life, energy in motion, lifegiving potion, I'll take the red pill you take the blue, follow the rabbit, see how the cuckooo flew, Change directio
An Immodest Proposal
It's fun and it's free!
Alien
A tribute to every sci-fi movie I ever saw. lol
paddys missus
to be sure the return of paddy tis not a welcome sight especially to his mrs who had such peace in that fortnight mind he d only gone shopping for the weekend groceries he when his bike hit a stone in the road and he crashed into the tree an
paddys missus final part
When he saw his mrs crying he could not believe his eyes to think you cry for me i am touched paddy said and his face went red my word how she loves me but the tears were of temper with despair and anger too she howled inside at the prospect
the golfer
One could sense the trepidation and the feel of wonderment in the voice the commentator upper class english gent a man stood tall with his stick and ball poised positioned and ever pensive firm resolve and ready as he stood at the 18th hole
"HIM"...............(LOL)
The name has been omitted to protect the guilty......lol....Andrew....xxx
If Men Were?
No men were harmed in the making of this poem..
Three Wishes
WALKING ALONG THE BEACH I CAME ACROSS A LAMP OLD AND TIRED IT LOOKED SO I TOOK IT HOME AND GAVE IT A WIPE OH BLEES MY SOUL A GENIE HE DID POP OUT BIG AND HUGH AND SMELLING OF STOUT WITH A MIGHTY CRY HE BELOWED OUT YES MASTER WHAT DO YOU WANT
Waddle Waddle-
I wrote this on a napkin at Karoke bar with my friend who was 8 mths pregnant jammin to song Wobble, Wobble Shake Shake.
Oh I swear
Heavens to Murgatroyd Heavens to Betsy a gentle expletive I'll swear if you'll let me Oh fudge Oh fiddle Oh darn Oh gosh 'tis most satisfying To swear with panache Oh bother Oh shucks I'm annoyed at this thing Oh WTF I'll swear a wh
the removers
last part of my off the wall humor story
flowers and nettles
Flowers cannot hurt you only bring you joy serenity and fragrance is their employ stingy nettles hurt you only bring you ouches serenity and fragrance aint their employ dock leaves are answer bring relief lots of finger rubbing elimina
asleep i grew
When newly born i was only small and i never knew inside i grew i grew asleep i grew at rest in my little playpen happy there on top of my head there grew hair down through the years up i grew one day i would catch up even you in a wor
Ode To Tom Robbins
Can someone guess the title full? But not tell yet today? Just post that you have figured out, And email straight away. When all have had a chance to muse, I'll tell the winner true. Let's have some fun and see who wins, Perhaps it might be you!
My First Time
True story. Kathy was fourteen and experienced. I was eighteen and green. Fortunately, she didn't get pregnant. Her mom came home later and Kathy walked me to the car, then I realized I had left my wallet in the bedroom when I got the condom out. She went back in to get it and after a couple of minutes her mom called out, "What color is it?" I managed to choke out, "Black." Kathy came out with it a moment later. I asked her what she had told her mom and she said that the kids were playing hide and seek with it. lol
Profiling the Poet
I am a: -uh,Guy Seeking: -she who wears lipstick, and never gets a run in her nylons Location: -under a bridge Last Online: -I think it's now Height: -13 ft. 9 inches Body Type: - Greek God Hair Color: -Samson wine Eye Color: -Electric
halloween
all about halloween
halloween
halloween is a very scary day great for the children to get scared
~Valoosified~
what can you come up with for a meaning to this word. A bit a fun in here:)
Trick-Or-Treat
A cute little poem about Halloween.
its a dogs life
Its a dogs life gotta tell you wearing goggles like these so i m frowning who would nt this dog dont want to swim in sea so i m in a mood look what
Face Book Friends
A little ditty about Face Book..
"TAP TAP"
just a view.......lol! Sophia
polar bear
They said take a running jump so that is what he did now in mid air nearly there eat your heart out said the bear. mind i aint landed yet just halfway the
Spell It
just having fun
Cake!
Yeah, it is rather flattish. That's because I don't own an eight inch cake pan. Used a ten inch skillet, hillbilly style! :D
Sleepless
I'm sitting on the bed my mind is somewhere else. My fingers use the keys but the words come out themselves. The subjects are too many and the words they are too few. I really should be sleeping but my mind knows not to do. I cannot keep fro
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Andrew....8th Nov. 2010......xxx
Charmed
A snippet of memory that still makes me smile.
ALL CONSUMING
YUM!......lol.....Andrew......xxx
Scream!
True story! They do sound just like a woman screaming...
haven fun.
hope this made you smile or at least a grin.
Dam It!!
who knows how much water....when hence the oneness of the locks shall rise or silently gracefully fall.... I shall only be the one to know, and there he shall stand,, loving me, finally.. Sophia
So close
oh the days of our youth still in school. you see a dollar bill floating around and somebody else takes it before you can.there goes that cocacola you wanted to bad.
mans best friend
You know they say they’re mans best friend…. They’ll love you til the very end.. They wag their tails and smile that smile… That makes you know they left a pile… But when your down and really blue… They’re always there to comfort you… That’
Sinister Happenings.
It's cold and dark, a frightful night There's cause for worry and fear Check under the bed; leave on the light There's danger lurking oh so near. We've enemies that prowl and lurk And dwe
Lessons from a Child
Hope it brings a smile to your face
Self-Portrait
Well, my fellow poet delves in indefinite articles, so I followed the suit and turned to adjectives for a change.
Thanksgiving Night
Yawwwwn....
From Lovely Me - To Lovely You
^_^ first I wanted to write a romantic poem but have no idea why it ends this way.. lol
"In-Sane"
Now on a lighter note, I choose "C" Sophia xx