Never play poker with tarot cards
My friends came round the other day I suggested a card game we could play The only deck that we could find Where Tarot cards, we did not mind I got a full house, felt excited inside But on winning the hand, four people died.
The tale of an Insomniac
I lie awake most every night Trying to sleep is my only plight Staring at the ceiling, laid in my bed Many thought run through my head So to my GP my symptom I described Sleeping tablets the doctor prescribed No longer worrying about staying
Cat-Food
Phew- Limericks are hard to stomach, if you ask me...
A LITTLE MAGICK!......LOL
Just following Mac's lead in faerie tales....Hope this qualifies...LOL...Andrew...xxx
A little 'ditty'.
I'm tired LOL
OOOOOOH!...YOU ARE A ONE!
Aha!...holiday season is approaching...soon we will be invaded by thousands of Grockles....lol....Andrew...xxx
MEOW! lol
It's a lovely cute cat!! lol Meowww --- you can find it as 'ecard' also, I just created it today! lol ...just in case, you wanna send to someone you like.. Meow! lol
Belle caught the clapper
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Parts_of_a_Bell.jpg sometimes love rings, sometimes it clangs
Or Would We ?
My sister and I, when together are still just as silly as we ever were ! Some of us never out-grow silly, but who wants to anyway ?...We have too much fun, but mum's the word on who the guilty party was. I'll never tell.. Sisters just don't snitch on each other. Oh I guess 1 small hint can't hurt..it wasn't me.
William Shakespeare
My entry into this weekends competition
redex made me do this, and I'm no gentleman
save that cork, I may need it...
Poisoning Pigions in the Park
A shortened version of Tom Lehrer's famous song, thought of it because yesterday was the first day of spring, and I saw rain and a few robins, no pigions!
incorrigible
Incorrigible, ‘tis said am I! Perhaps, but I am wondering which adjective definition to apply to determine what is my condition. beyond correction, bad impervious to constraints, me? or, firmly fixed, not easily changed as a habit bad or go
David and Mona
David, A bachelor? Why, when Mona Lisa is not taken? Is he not drawn by her amazing beauty, and the innocence in her eyes? Her closed lips silent, never to lie. Is he among those who laud her creator? Tell me David, are you that guy,
The Blonde's 'Timeless' Clue (limerick)
"...yesterday at 2!"(a.m.that is) Thinking how it's said the "official" time change occurs at 2 a.m., and jokes about getting up at 2 a.m. just to change the clocks(as opposed to changing them at an "unofficial" hour, such as before going to bed, or after waking up in the morning....) ..(maybe I should've called it "the blonde's totally clueless time idea" lol)
Sorry I have a secret that I haven't told you!
LOL I think it's funny but my friends at work told me this is bad dead joke.. Y_Y lol so I just try post it here too... lol just wanna prove that my friends told me lies or my joke is really dead..+_+ LOL
Mailman's Raingear
A soft gentle rain fell so had to keep my rain gear on. It looks so damn funny; the silly riding cape, the Harley biker chain, those little rubbers on my shoes, and the hat, oh my the hat. All so regulation all so 1950’s just climbed down off
THE THINGS WRONG WITH MY PET
LOL....Not me....XXX
Lame Game
Well..I don't KNOW! called today: Where are you?? Its six o clock who cares I can't decide... I'm not going are you going? Wait, I think I'll go are you going? ok..we'll stay home where's the cat I have 3 dollars What was your name? I'm
A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME....MR BOND
Just tinkering...having an ODD 5 minutes...lol...xxx
What a To do
Where do you go, what do you do, when there's a hole inside your shoe ..and the rain is just pouring down on you Feet simply wet socks soaking, too "Look positive" people tell you but they ain't got rain in their shoe.
10th Dimension?
Poetry in Motion? Soph xx
The Name
A poetic rendition of Henry Cecil’s story “The Name.” If you take your precious time and read this, you will find it entertaining, at least I hope so. Thank you in advance.
Robin Williams/Easter
This is off his stand-up from 2002, his funniest he ever did.
binary foils
i know you never feel this way but...
Mirror Mirror on the Wall
I look in the mirror and what do I see Surely that image cannot be me My eyes are still blue and my hair is still blonde Of those little wrinkles I'm not very fond Oh mirror mirror on the wall Tell me my looks are not fading at all Lie to me lo
Scare the Ghost
When sticks brush against your window pane And moon peaks through mist and rain When shadows glide accross the walls And clinking chains drag the halls When weird figures walk through doors And nails push up through hardwood floors
The Lawyer...
Come question me and try to see in whom I've questioned you to be For who but I can see but me In answer of question what might you be But you who question what right have I Need only to judge the reason why If you did this crime f
Hi
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country or city
think i'm little bit of both..lol....not too much country not too much city is there such a thing.
a joke almost turned into a poem
not sure if this works as a poem but love this joke..
Garfield
Just playing with words..
BUCKY
at least he got the soupl.lol...
The Isle of Snugglindon
A pure, silly nonsense poem that I wrote just for the fun of it! (I originally posted this at the Starlite Cafe poetry site back in 2010, under the name Grailknight777.)
Zygote clucks
hmmm...file under inspiration, nature, or food?
Sleep
Cant wait to have a lady in my life again .........ha ha
a new brew
i have to say this just came to me. enjoyed writting this. oh how i love poetry. my name not hank and i don't no any sue. just a poem that was made up as i wrote.
life
life is filled with both joys and sorrows...if only one continues for long time then life will be boring...!
fright night.
oh you know you hear about the horrors of being married.lol. this poem came from me being married for real that wasn't a good marriage. being single afterwards haven a dream that you were still married.
Voices (sequel to fright night)
this is a true story. scared the heck out of us at first. still makes me scared the first moments of hearing the voices and seeing a light on in the living room. all of the kittens watching tv. i went into the kitchen got a bottle of whip cream and sprayed them all. they loved that. kept them from watching tv the rest of that night tho.
Lost for words!
Hope you agree with me!
Boredom..
The room.. the walls.. T.V.. the rain.. I sit..stare..wait..watch..look..numb..cough..stare..wait.. The window..............the rain.....................quiet.. ........................I think............................. .............