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I woke up this morning, I'm glad that I did, but what a suprise!!!!!
Obviously credt goes to John Taylor (24 August 1578 – December 1653)
And tomorrow will be, oh yes, with or without you or me, its strange to see, such continuity, but that is the way, come what may, when playtime ends, it's goodbye my friends.
I don't want to play this numbers game, life has changed, its not the same, only yesterday I was 2 and 1, where the hell has that gone?, Woke up today, what can I say, I'm now 6 and 1, that didn't take long, so I suppose tommorrow will be the same
If there is an art to writing or poetry, it comes from the heart not what you see, and all lifes troubles and happiness, are all laid bare, more or less, thats a wonderful gift given to few, the ability to express the real you, in words and thymes, t
Practicing rhyming even if its not generally my thing :)
blues lyrics, calendar love
The dark clouds gathered before thunder Oh I wish (if only) the rain would deliberately rain down and touch carefully her palm The most important thing is I felt her in my veins The memories of her flow steadily They are like the fi
Unusually black night driving back from a job ......
An ode to the life less lived
This Poem came to me when i was sitting here, at my computer, and becoming really, quite angry, i mean really REALLY ANGRY! For no reason at all. I Love you. (Send money!!!!) JUST KIDDING! Relax, willya? ~The End~ This makes me mad. All of it.
Poetry for cats
The weather is too hot to go outside I've watched so much tv my brain is nearly fried If I could find a cave I would have a cool place to hide I would like to go somewhere but I hear they started having earthquakes in Alaska Well it's either c
Just having some fun with the word/term 'holdup'...;-D
These English rules...
I had recently a birthday .. usually it was a warm sunny day. but this time it suddenly started to snow, it was a little bit strange and unusual....)))
East coast of Nicaragua and Honduras, named after Miskito Indians. Harrison Ford movie, not that I've seen it.
Got a lot of claps last week for The Ghetto by Elvis, got no claps last night for Burning Down the House by Talking Heads.
Overheard this sorting through the clearance rack
Club Chinese
musing on the day. What's your favourite time?
Who does not like a good made salad? Hope this humors up your day!
I could go all day on this list of wishes from Santa, I wonder if he ever gets these, or it's just another cell phone or video game.
toying with "a letter from abroad.."
It is what it is,,, if you know
True loves Desires
A friend from southern rock band asked me to write a quirky song that they could use as an icebreaker. Now they want more. LOL
A thought on life
A fun tale about the trouble with online dating.
A small figure leapt out with gold. Storms can get bogged down on his foretold Mischief lingers in his mind Hot air blows him up wide Reaching the top of a flower load
Just having fun with Limericks folks new to this.
I must be a terrible person.
Did I say what? O, you must have said something.. I mean.. what? O...you need more coffee? Ok Well..It's............ FRIDAY! Yessssssss!
I got a kiss from a little girl, I was twenty and she was twelve, I smell jasmine scent on her face, She blushes and pull my hair! http://photos.connectingsingl
#5 Just something that leaked out my pen and formed before I could count to ten
A somewhat inflammatory gesture from an old male chauvinist,now reformed I hope. The submissive trait lingers in many women as evinced by the popularity of certain publications.
Wayne maybe this is a better try. Thanks all for your read
In the winter months you would find me sleeping in my cave The bones of weaker prey are sprawled about None dare awaken me for death would be certain Yet my deep slumber is disturbed by the sent of female With a snarl I warn all would be co
I saw this parody of The Wizard of Oz song "If I Only Had A Brain" on the Dana Carvey Show. He was one of my favorites on Saturday Night Live. He had some great impressions including the church lady, Ross Perot, and George Bush.
The sedge has withered by the lake and no birds sing Is there still balm in Gilead? The moon walks the night in siver shoon In the winter of my discontent And yet great the day of joy to be born as the waves ripple over sand whilst greasy J
Do you recognise the poems these lines are from?
I pack my life Inside my boxes My first Lots of room I have As my life spirrals Lots of things I collect Memeries that I want And those that I want to forget The bad time out way the good times My dispair no time this box is full
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