I wanna be a Dog!
It's Friday night! lol.
The Gobbledoth
The Murray River is a large river in Australia....the town Murray Bridge is locally known as The Bridge....
last night.
hehehehehe.get your mind out of the gutter...
old man
well after a night with the kids and busted railway timetables leading to bussing it with a child in arms sound asleep once finished i felt old being reason for my poem tonight enjoy
An apology to every Smashed Ant..
Just a few thoughts crawling around in my head.lol.
road kill stew (a request)don't blame me.lol
here is your road kill stew. i'm thinking as the economy falls how far is this off from reality.
After the Party
wanted to repost this after i pulled it.
silly questions that don't matter just for fun.
yes i;m bored. and a little down tryen to lighten myself up.
same different
i dunno...lol.
invisible ink
i know i couldnt read it either
Last Beer
Written purely for fun and I cast no aspersions on any race
Words
Damn those words....they can get so noisy
"Roll Out...Roll Out....Step Right This Way"
I had to hurriedly jot this down for 'she who must be obeyed' needed her personal aide for something (I coulda' used this service!). But imagine the scope of ideas that I could have explored...alas(sigh). I may become a lifetime member of MABBS.....
i woke up nevermind.
if this doesn't work i'll delete but gonna see how it goes. the end is an actual joke tried to incorporate that as a punch line.
Only You (but) Nevermind (lol)
oh yeahhh.... lol Ref : as below
Femme Noire
when's the train leave?
The Death Of Old McGee
Just some old-fashioned rhyming.
I'm ridin' a High Horse!.Ye..haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
Yeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Dreaming??
Just having some fun
Bush Ballad
Just a Bush Ballad for fun....hope you enjoy
Friday's Poem!
This is not a Wednesday poem cause Wednesday is in the middle And definitely not a Monday poem cause Monday I sit and fiddle And Tuesday I'm usually dreamin' Thursday would get here soon It's a whole lot like Sunday when I'm half asleep by
TEMPTED?.....lol
MWUHAHAHAHahahah!.......Andrew...xxx
want to masticate
lol..if you re-read and put this together these are all names of restaurants..lo.. mac donalds.. red robin... marie callenders colonel sanders kfc... burger king.hardy's a hamburger chain. sherri's restaurant. marie callender's and of course the taco bell..lol..
I STILL WANT....
ALL WHO AGREE PUT THERE HANDS UP!
your touch
hehehehe oh come on now you didn't know i was just a lamp
vernacular
whatcha mean it's not spec-tac-u-lar, it's not the king's spoken command the way I mean to say ver-nac-u-lar it's just my talkin' outta hand don't cha know how folks here talk syntax of emotion, of little import music to some ears, others can
The Need..
The Need makes us dance to a tune we'd rather not The Need keeps us pushing harder and harder The Need says the goal cannot be reached The Need makes us angry when we see others have found their prize The Need makes us wish for ano
nowhere to be found
now where did i put that fourth stanza?
THE HOW and WHY of ELEPHANTS.....lol
La la la la la.........What more can I say?....LOL.....Andrew xxx
Curious
children are the best
Morning Desire
Having 2 children constantly breaking dishes, when I bought a new stoneware set.. it wasn't the color or pattern or price... It was the SIZE of the COFFEE mugs that I made my decision to buy on.. :D
Sparkle (a cats tail)
Macie, my chocolate lab and sparkle have a love/hate relationship. One moment they are chasing each other around the house and outside and the next they are curled up sleeping side by side.
Be Hypnotized Here!
This reads like a Friday night poem..lol.
Fridge Monster
A bit of nonsense. Just visited my grand children. Bella kept opening the refrigerator so her dad told her there lives a fridge monster inside. To a 4 year old anything is possible
Twisted Fairy Tale
A twisted fairy tale
The Key
I searched the room. Moved from place to place. I couldn't find what was lost not even a trace. My heart was breaking ....The air felt thin. I kept lookin could not give in. Why can't I find....what I'm lookin for. Am I blind..... to tired to
The Old Hag
The great Old Hag Wedding...I'll be best man! lol.
sumpin silly
from extreme boredom, silly ness rises
The Purple Frog Makes a Move.. Part #2
The Greenies, a name suggested to me by Andrew.lol. The Purple Frog..just a funny sounding title..making a story out of it..lol.
Leap to freedom.
(The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog) This piece is about the sentence that typists learn, to gain mastery of the keyboard, and enhance speed. I wanted to try to turn it into a poem without mentioning any of the words in the sentence directly, but to try to convey the meaning in a lighthearted way.
You’ve gotta love him
(Parody of a Shakespearean Sonnet "My mistress eyes are nothing like the sun".)
creation haiku
episode amour population explosion a slap and a cry