limerick for a fuddy duddy
I never kissed her...I just heard about her
Limerick Jack Spratt
Jack Spratt was terribly fat His wife was more obese than that, They had a fight Most every night As to who got the food for the cat.
There once was a man..............
There once was a man………….. There once was a man with ideas. He thought he was cool to his peers. One day to his luck he did meet, A beautiful gal for to greet. He got put in his place. He bowed to her grace and his head shrunk down to it
Italian
For your hands they go so fast as you talk so we will look at U. It will make us notice what is going on just let your guard down and let you in. For all i want to do is trust that i can help you in this class. Let it all out an
That US Presidential Election
I thought the Americans would have done things better than in Jamaica.
Funeral for an Amoeba
The amoeba has a special life because technically it never really dies, it just splits in half, unless of course the pond dries up!
Conquer and surrender neighbourhood style
Folks if you have to fight early in the morning, Dont forget to take out the chainsaws and kitchen knives, Husbands fight fire with deadly fire, Tell your wives how bad she really looks once she is fully awake, And wives be cunning in your cat
Young Drakonius
Oh dear, I am so ashamed What would Uncle Drac say Descended from this fine line Such terrible, fearsome vampires Out at night, hunting for food You’d better indoors be hiding Young or old, it matters not Your blood, theirs for the taking
Rhyme
How do you make a rhyme, take a word and play with it for a time Place it in your head, like the colours purple or red Purples not blue but a large part of it is its true My favourite colour is black but I won’t speak of that Red will rhyme with
i love you
i was just doodling and mixing words and after half hour or so came up with this poem
Hotel Astoria
I wrote this just because it came to me .. no particular reason! Poems just arrive in my head - always have done over the last some 50 years. I can go for months without writing anything and yet, in one evening, I can write 6 or 7. I rarely change a word I write .. weird, eh?
Ani-mules
I wrote this while caring for two children whom I looked after regularly - they loved it and we spent the afternoon with each of them acting out the animals as I read.
a bit stern....though, moments
I most certainly did not write this. Hilda laughed so I might share.
Big Red Motorbike
Inspired by an Australian bikie chick, and a recent ride (at the time) on a big red motorbike - a honda vfr, hence the aka r_honda_vfr The 'spelling mistakes' are intentional.
Alien limerick
Popped up whist thinking spacey thoughts...
Nursery Rhymes For Twisted People
If you read this you are obviously twisted
Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill Went Up the Hill, I Don't know what they did, Suddenly Jill ran down shouting, i-pill, i-pill, i-pill...
Silly rhyme
Just a few lines that popped into my head after talking to a friend and trying to describe myself if I was in love.
After all we’re just human
You may have lied You may have hurt You may have done some dirty work You may have shame But who can we blame After all we’re just human You may feel guilt You may want to cry But who are we to judge a simple lie You may cause pain You m
You Have Been Replaced :(
Now I know why my lucky coin is lucky. Have not used a pay phone in years. But....surprise they take a little more than what I remembered :( Thank goodness some people are nice enough to let others borrow a land line when there is no cell service and the old auto picks a cold dark night to give it's driver a little exercise.
LITTLE BO PEEP (has gained her keep)
Mother Goose would flip over this.
Hospital
observation on last hospital visit and had to wait so long
Hey...guess what?
Whacky me and sleepy ...good night
Steve 1223 look for long time woman
Tribute to Steve's 'NICE LADY' poem..sooo funny..
Nothing Overlooked
Nothing is more than just a simple word Its an adjective, a noun, it's a subject,or a verb Whats in the box? nothing at all Anticipation with excitement or disappointment
Possessed
KG thanks for the idea
The Race!
We are all in the race of life, whether it be the tortoise or the hare!
Training team oh we did have a scream
I was thinking back to my army days
It's a Wonderful Fishing Trip?
Mixing a parody I saw on Saturday Night Live about the movie It's A Wonderful Life. In the movie Mr. Potter never gets punished for stealing the 8,000 dollars from absent-minded Uncle Billy. In another SNL parody, Dana Carvey playing George Bailey gets a mob together to beat up Mr. Potter. "I don't want the money, I want a piece of you!"
Barking dog, croaking frog
just playing about with the kids
Forty something
Don't you just hate looking in the mirror...lol
Freight in the night
Don't know where this one came from?....lol
Confused
Hate xmas rapping
Children playing
Watching my children playing Listening to what they are saying My dad is bigger than yours! Mine doesn’t make me do chores! My dad knows superman My dad is secretly Spiderman My dad can fly in the sky Mine can jump just as high Listen with a
Goedln Rlue
Funny what the brain can do even when something is wrong :-)
News Flash
Why does this stuff always come when i am busy?
Cabernet Sauvignon
Just playing with words and picked this out whilst in the kitchen "Cabernet Sauvignon" :-)
Contemplating my navel
I was contemplating my navel with all the power I saw able Why is it in the middle of my stomach? To this I am quite flummoxed Why does mine seem to go in? Is it because I am so thin? I know of some that stick out, pregnant women this they seem
We all know someone like this
This was not based on my friend Fred in anyway shape or form :-)
Letter from school
Dear sir or madam Please could you come to the school with your Adam. He was sat at the back of the class, showing his things to a young lass. Adam then put his hand in his pocket and pulled out unbelievable sized rocket. Now I do have say, it s
World Atlas
I was laid on my mattress thumbing through a World Atlas Telling my son of all the places I’d been and all the things I had seen I told him of my time in the Himalaya and how there I had met a dragon slayer How he had taught me, all that he knew a
BRIEF POETRY
Listen, I never tire of writing poetry at home, at work and in the library in the morning I take off my blanket and I inspire myself in the supermarket