The Family At Number Seven
I once knew a man who had three legs He was married to a woman who had two heads Now you might think that they looked strange But they were happy and couldn’t care less They had a son who had a rather long tail What the tail could do is beyond
Three's Company
I got seasons 2-8 on dvd from my library. I have always loved this show. John Ritter was the glue that kept this show fun. They tried a spinoff called Three's a Crowd, but it lasted only one season since Jack wasn't playing off the girls, Mr. Furley and Larry. The show ran from 1977-1984.
My Mama's gun
she's fine now, thank god she don't own a gun !
Ninety Nine Bottles
Just a bit of humour
How much is that snake in the window?
How much is that snake in the window? The one with the six hairy legs How much is that snake in the window? Look, it sits up and begs I’m going to Hell in a hand basket And my sweetheart a present I’ll leave With the snake in bed curled aroun
Someone's
About sums up my day. ??
CS Limerick
There once was a site made for dating where many found opinions debating in the forums they fought in the pictures they sought the one for whom they were waiting
Wifi Love
Had to update this poem, wrote it a while ago when you used to connect to the internet with a modem so now it's been changed from modem love to wifi love
Off My Chair
I need a drink I need a scotch If you go get it I'll let you watch As I fall off my chair and get back on The lights go dim Goodnight I'm gone
To Mum
This was a poem I wrote for my mum about 4 years ago. She was going through hell at the time and I wanted to let her know she would overcome it as long as she didn't give up.
Like
Just playing with words ... Like ... when you study a language and every word is so interesting. :-)
Shake My Soul
May I just say, this was actually written as a funk song given to a friend who has a band. LOL..hope you all like it..
farewell BMW
Well I took a heavy spill and I royally broke a part of my head I wrote off my motorcycle and I spent three months in a bed well she was gonna be my bike I was gonna be her man but a truck got between us and it quickly put an end to my
Toilet power, Dad growls
You know me ... And my quicky lines ....Ha ha ha
Bunny
I often write poetry some are witty, others are of feelings that I felt at the time of writing the poem.
Sone XX4
Inspirated by Shakespeare....
JohnRyan2004
There was a lad called John Ryan Who tought all the lassies looked fine He charmed them well Then rang on their bell But he got the wrong one this time. Hope you like it you MUPPET mr 2004
How Mean Was He ?
He’d peel an orange in his pocket
My First Time
I wrote this years ago during one of my spontanious creative/artistic moments. :)
What If
Just had a bored moment an is how the poem came about lolz.
Theft By Thought
Theft By Thought I daydream, a penny for my thoughts in fact they come in fits and stops! I think, only to see what I can find, though there is nothing on my mind! I ponder, I think I have the answer, I question my answer, then I w
money
i wrote this poem because a email i got here a doctor she said in her words a shrink why am i wasting my time writing blogs a bunch of other stuff true love isn't for sale it just pissed me off so i wrote a poem called money hope you like this one my true honey love you baby
The Debt Man
The Debt Man I found a begging letter lying behind my front door, just because I am a debtor the debt man asked for more. I tell the stupid debt man, “No blood money do I own you only get from a poor man the blood you get from stone!” Thre
Note Of Contempt
Only joking-it's just a bit of fun:-)
Not quite sure
Not quite sure Two beers needed to loosen the tongue Relax a bit to have some fun Rid the inhabitation that holds you back Gain the confidence that most do lack Is it shame or shyness that hides the soul? Never mind the paranoid thoughts th
Buyer Of Vanity fair
We sleep in the boughs' of love! But reality so exceptional; Its called life; controller be time. Yet to find a life; we be to do thousands mistake! Move unfortunately behind false We be buyer of vanity fair.
An Unofficial Guide To Bonny Scotland
An Unofficial Guide To Bonny Scotland (section A1-compulsory tolls) When touring Scotland you must visit The Midgie Motel where The Magic Midgie Queen your future will foretell. There will be no charge for this service she will give but in her
Thomas Hardy, And I am A Simple Poet
Thomas Hardy, And I am A Simple Poet I have read Thomas Hardy though only just the once for fear that his style my style it would ensconse. His strong long length suffers, not at all for me for upon his lengthed pages his sadness I can see.
a minute as a cricket
Lol why not eh. Cheers all.
Dodges Poem
It's just random
~The 3 legged duck~
:) ha i love it, cheers all.
Nittee the Gnat
Ha ha :) a bit a laugh eh :)
My friend’s family and a bike
many of the poeple is like my friend... may be you can take it as a joke
Two –Time Looser
This is written about some one that I was once married to lol
STRETCH
Ah a little smile for the day cheers all :) Some fun with the honey do list:) lol.
My Miss Right Song
In this autumn breeze I’d like to breathe Even when my squeeze Goes on to sneeze In a to-the-bone freeze I’ll never say please “Cheese!” Cos it’s worth no sleaze Let me say about my other expertise I have a heart disease When she goes ove
A Bunch of Bad Gals Wish to Duel!
I respect everybody and everybody's opinions but some childish manners of especially some gals spoil the joy. I hope you will criticise me when necessary as criticism, if fair, helps us improve. You're welcome.
~C~D~B~
Hmmm. lol :) whats it say? A little funny for the day:)
Two many mirrors
Too many mirrors. Continuing with the fun theme.
Good Girl
It is a little hazy The girl is like an English daisy She is interested in "The Maid Turned Mistress" by Battista Pergolesi
Moses’ Rod!
Hi God I am Moses’ Rod He used me to prod Your men into giving you a nod Unfortunately, now I’ve lost my prophet-bod Please send him my greeting aubade Let him know I am now in Baghdad
Fun Poem.
If I ever, find a man, That truely loves me to bits. I'll kiss his hand, and cuddle him. Then let him play with my .... felt tips!!!! ;)