The S Files
These are the stories from the S (sock) Files. These files are secret and kept from us by the government. I have risked my life to bring this to you.
Broken feet
Bart said the pimp sent a short message l wept for thee at ten to three
The Visit !!
What boredom can do to one!!!
How to get a man
Watching a clip on how hard it is for professional women to get men, just thought I'd put in my two cents.
gonny no' do tha' tae rabby
must only be read in your very worst Scottish accent.
Faulty
Ok so I wrote this because a female asked me to be totally truthful and then she laughed at me because I had nothing to hide. Truth this has always been one of my problem with females they don't like to hear the truth.
No Ticky, No Washy
No ticky, no washy No shoes, no service No squishy, no squashy No keys, no office You snooze, you lose No prison, no justice No respect, no love The good and the bad The ying and the yang Things have a way Of working itself out
whistling dixie
if you don't know, i can't help you
borrowed time (song lyrics)
had a jazzy blues tune for a couple of yerars and finally got around to writting lyrics I think theres a message in there somewhere. but definition is in the definer so ..enjoy..mick
Frustration
Ah yes LIFE!!
check into debt
These places should not exist, like legalized gambling, it is a hidden tax on the poor and uneducated. The nastiest call I ever got was from one of these places for a nephew who shares my name.
Humorous Sonnet
You wish for me to write a sonnet Words of love dripping from the page But then you come and insult my bonnet Did you not think that would result in rage Your
Sands of Time and Birthday's Whine
About my Birthday...
Please nice lady
I could not help myself. After receiving about the tenth email today I had to let my humour run loose. One was from a woman from 'England' claiming to have a Phd, yet her english skills were abysmal.
Surprise Limerick
There is a guy named Fred, He offered a girl his bed. 'twas quite a surprise When he saw with his eyes, The girl was a man instead.
Where is my car?
This has happened a few times for me and it always frustrates me. At least at Walmart I always park in lane number 7.
Gunfight in the Sun
I thought maybe,with all the broken hearts on this Forum,a little levity might be in order. After all it is said " Laughter is a good medicine ! "
smiling at narcolepsy
it's just me laughing at my own recent insomnia...i'm not a doctor but would imagine narcolepsy and insomnia to be related...haha
It's True I tells Ya
If you know my countrymen from down Nova Scotia way,you will know they have an accent and way of speaking entirely their own.I love them dearly,and dedicate this wee poem to them." Day may be de only ones dat understands it" Hee Hee !
Chicken and Dumpling Stew
Just a little nonsense to brighten up the day, I've heard that chicken stew is great, to chase a chill away !!!
The Great Esacape
More nonsense and chuckles .
Come to Strawberry Street!
It's only Tuesday?? lol.
Limerick Frugal
A wise man, maybe he lives in California
limerick 'ODETTE'
There's a lady poet named Odette, Formally, we've never met,but She sends me notes About poems I wrote I appreciate all the comments I get.
Limerick - Oldtimer's Disease
There's a forgetful old broad they call Babe, She can't even remember her age, But she knows she had fun When she was young, And she remembers how many she's laid.
wrapped in a riddle
boredom...looking for some acrostic input (and I do apologize)
Marty McCloones' Binge
I'm just in a silly mood !! Hee Hee ! It happens sometimes.
Limerick Romeo
An old guy, thinks he's Romeo, He should have given it up long ago, He has a stiff neck And that's what he gets, When he swallowws his Viagra too slow.
This Halloween things is Gonna be Diff'rent
Go on! Tell me you never raid Juniors Goodie bag ! Yeah Right !! He sees folks droppin' whole candy bars in there. But come mornin' when you let him check out his treasures THEY'RE ALL GONE !!!
The Night Before Thanksgiving
I was thinking about Thanksgiving Day, and the inspiration came to me to write a poem about a turkey farmer losing his turkeys the day before he was to deliver then to his customers, and the ensuing disaster that would occur if he couldn't deliver the goods. It's just a whimsical poem.
Peg Leg Pete Was A Pirate
" Laughter is a good medicine " Taken in small doses,it's good for what ails you.
The Story of the Three Little Moles
Inspired by Three Little Bears and Red Riding Hood. Hee Hee !
Modern Romance
Was just sitting there when my mind started wandering down some strange roads ... one must follow where the mind leads
limerick challenge
Dunno, just made it up as it went along. PS, Rinstead is for gumboils. These days I'm less Bon Jovi, more Bongela.
Frankenstein's Diary
I always felt sorry for the monster, but I always call him Frankenstein.
There once was .....
There once was a woman from Texas, Who thought that she might in the nexus Meet the love of her life, be his trouble and strife, and all of her MUSCLES, she'd flexes!!
Limerick A Woman From Texas
I know a woman from Texas She already has five eX.s They could not perform What she considered norm She's using a vib for her erectus
Ma & Pa..........episode l
Any resemblance to the characters in this story and anyone living or dead is purely coincidental.
Ma & Pa..........episode ll
An imaginative story about some hillfolks
Ma & Pa........episode lll
The story continues
Ma & Pa...........episode lV
Continue'n on !
Maw & Paw.........episode V
The adventure continues