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Who viewed me?

Who I ask..viewed me? Could it be you? Was it your sister? Or perhaps your mother?! O, 'you said your cat stepped on your phone and pushed the view button' Then tossed it to the dog A pup you call Mutton And don't forget the bird with its t

a treasured rose

a special gift from the light within

Lily O'Pink

Lily O'Pink was famous for her vegetable compound which always gave some relief, the principal ingredient being Opium.

Maud

I sat in the garden alone The hibiscus in full bloom I was waiting for someone I thought of the man waiting for Maud Crying”Come into the garden Maud” Did she ever appear? But Maud had gone That was her name ‘Gonne’ Actress and feminist in h

Universal poems

All languages have their poems But in translation lose something Images retained and their metre See arabic and german to english For all that the sound is not right The answer is to learn languages Live long and master them all Live a thou

inside ruins

i wrote this beating the chest for you laughing in a mad way sweet cinders my hair is growing long ha ha a big beard on my face just sinking deeper into the moss a gorilla just laughing at my own joke my mother today

" Awesome Kiss "

I posted some dark ones recently. This one is a lighthearted view of " The Corner ". Thank you for the inspiration dear ! He He.

Secret code

Break this code O maidens and win a one month stay on a Pacific island with La Cafe all expenses paid. La cafe +maiden=(lipstick+wine), @ straw hut times seashells. Bare feet (moonlight)=wild laughter+screaming from mountain top (..dash.dash

looney

Crazy?... Why does everyone keep saying that?!

Broken Man

Men and their cars!!, the great compensator, I wrote this about four years ago, it still makes me smile. We used to have a funny night on here, those were the days, for those who can remember.

.........endless coffees............

Ciggarettes to endless coffees. Quiet as easter.

Telecom

Just a bit of nonsense.

Mama's Advice

Enjoying my Season 2 DVD of Mama's Family. This episode has Mama helping Aunt Fran with an advice column. The show is one of the funniest I have ever seen.

Malibu

The sun beated down on me As I laid on the shore The salt is burning my sun burnt Skin In my delirium of dehydration I think I would love some water But with fair bit of Malibu.

TENNIS ANYONE

There used to be a girl at tennis who always put the second tennis ball down her front whilst serving, not seen so much these days as modern girls tend to tuck the second ball into their pants!

I was goofy off- lol

I came upon a tiny troll while dancing in a dream, with her hands filled with crayons she painted each new scene. The sky was pink, the sun quite purple the flowers crimson red, vermilion streams and crystalline dreams danced around her he

Holy balloons on the moon

I am winter when I am Africa and Africa is me in summer time floating down the Mississippi with holy balloons on the moon !

down and out in area 51

what the f*ck goes on there at the weekends ? drinking beer and line dancing ? so who's taken the ufo horse to france ?

Fanatical about Film

Mrs Magoo went to the cinema For the price of a shilling She thrilled to see: Cads Bullet-Proof-Monks And an exocet - shot up her own derriere! 'This is great what's next' she exclaimed Until I came along to rip out her poodle 'There's

2014.. Challenge ( What is your prediction) ?

Today you get to be a prophet, or prophetess. Your mission, should you decide to choose it, Is to divine the future and determine what state of affairs the world will be in by 2015. :The sky is the limit and you choose the topic. If your pr

The Jessetradamus Prophecies (Mr Cafe Challenge)

Mr Jim I also see in my visions that you will return my over due library books

The end is near

time to push the cow off the cliff what a nice sacrifice hope God likes it ! now time for a beer

The other Abominable Snowman

time waits for no man but it has to for this Abominable Snowman. I watch the sunset yet in the backround a radio plays what's another year by johnny logan .. holy f*ck... think I'm about to throw up .. but glad all the sam

the lamp above tomorrowland

call it sunlight,i don't care ! for all anyone really knows it could be a giant red squirrel or a colour in bible oh tomorrowland kiss me hole ..............

Secret Recipe: Coffee, Tea or Rhyme?

glad to find out the flare up re: rhyming, has seem to have settled down...this is just a light hearted take on why and how some of us write...

First flush of a different kind

Just another nutty moment from me that became more than a sentence :)...just for fun

Doctor out to lunch: Be back at I:00 pm

Thank you for waiting. Please fill out this form and state your illness. 1. Went crazy 2. Men are beasts, and I almost like it. 3. Women are claw masters and we definitely love it. 4. How many pills would you need to solve or enhanc

Time

Tick tock...

Woman Wanted

Silk Road Adventure

Yes this happened to me ! Should I tell?

who me?

Just playing and thinking hahaha

FRIEND

AN HOUR ON TNE TREADMILL,, :-)

My Way

I always felt the lust flowing thru my veins Talking in my head sometimes driving me insane It's the power of the road that seems to take hold It's the wandering bug flowing out of control I've tried to settle down but found it so hard

mad yolk

fish like piranhas swimming inside devouring this mind eating out parts of a soul as one hides in the turtle shell like a wise old owl once said hoot hoot laughing within the owl was mad in this head doing a three

You're so fine

Bought some new china today! :-)

a mad week in the mountains

i almost cried bought a cheap gas bottle a friend was up visiting said a neighbor moved out gave it to him saying its almost full saying its three times the size of the gas bottle which you have there how much do want for it i said

Sas tries to Rhyme

Okay I know it's cheesy, But I tried to at least Rhyme LOL

crooked man

I was raised on a farm an use to sing to the cows to make them calm while milking them.

Laughing

Life is just one long joke We designed and planned it We laugh in the irony Of the mistakes made Of words left unspoken Words which hurt should not have been said And all the strife and pain. What does the soul think? Does it

The secret

We were just teenagers when you told me your secret I wish you never had.. Standing in your mothers kitchen your eyes lit up when you described what you had found and you grabbed me and made me swear that I'd never reveal the secret When you

My Date

Enjoying a nice steak :-)