Lonely girl at the club..
Off the cuff..lol It's Fridayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
My Name
I f this sounds a little arrogant well that is because it is
Ode To Thee CS
Ode to watersandthewild poetry cafe poem. I felt moved so i allowed me to be swayed for this poem i give to you.
o m g
just look at ur self after a bath??
It's time for you to show
This goes out to Lori ,my high Noon poker partner ...by the way you're Wanted...500 jeans Reward And also to my fans ..extended version!
Yawn
I was reading a blog about how yawns are catching, and to see if I could make you yawn reading this, did you?
Hard times
LUV YA..
CLUTTER
What can I say I live in a small place with not much storage but that is not really the issue is it? I think most of us can relate to this poem I wrote after talking to a friend about clutter and looking around my apartment and seeing piles here and there. :-)
Earn a degree in Maidenology
Is the weekend really over? lol.
Yankee and his pony ...
It's in my head still .
WOLVES, WOLVES, WOLVES
I always found Werewolfs kinda sexy but dangerous of course.
THE EYES
THE EYES CAN TELL A LOT,YOU CAN LOOK INTO THE EYE AND KNOW IF SOMEONE IS LIEING OR NOT.TEARS ARE FEELINGS IN THE EYES AND THE EYES REVEAL WHATS ON THE INSIDE.TRY AND GET YOU TO TELL ME THE TRUTH,WHY TRY,ALL I GOT TO DO IS LOOK INTO YOUR EYE.THE TRUTH
FOOL
I just wrote this today with a friend in mind who can be fun but sometimes not looking too deep with in. Maybe some of you can relate.
A Sad Truth
What do you see here?
Snap Back
written as thank you for b'day gifts (including pkg of silicone bands)
I know it's wrong but I must have you
It's been a while since I posted anything. Been too busy but still like to come here and read all the great poetry.
Yankee's Challenge
I look into the garden and what do I see A beautiful array of flowers all smiling at me Always a work in progress so worth while The sweet smell makes me want to smile My favorite flower of all you do ask So hard to choose what a task So I wi
CS Poet's: I need advice
Ok, I've watched The War of the Worlds reruns five times this week..lol
Redhorse
I can almost taste you As I bring you close to my mouth The scent I smell is intoxicating Your ice cold but I feel your warmth I glide my fingers on your moistened bod Remembering your distinct taste The last time you touched my tongue Oh th
Gotcha Limerick
This is how it can end sometimes for dirty ol' men.
Ode to a computer
I do not have an explanation for this one....Do not have a clue why I wrote it.
Mountain creeks and lovely peaks
This is my first poem written directly in English (except for the limericks). Please bear with me and all my grammatical mistakes. It's a bit silly and with some black humor.
Cheers Prince Harry
watched tv last night and some idle thoughts came to my head this am
Wizzard's wish..
Ok..I'm going fishing! Laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Johnny Carson Terms for Death
I used to watch Carson all the time and I really miss him. This was one of his funnier bits he did that was based on the death of a man who worked at a thesaurus company.
'The Escape'
Why I penned this one, I don't really know. Just feeling crazy and watching a fly 'buzzin' around the house trying to get out I guess. :)
The rain is falling...
It is still raining ...my mind is sleepy so a whacky ,tacky poem I present you all...dogmy raining catday ... Smile I know are reading and laughing !!! Ancient Bullman
MACAVITY'S SIDE OF THINGS.Lady Morgana's challenge
A different perspective...lol....Hope you liked it...Andrew...xxx...Please do read Macavity, the mystery cat by T.S.Eliot....
The High King
Short and bittersweet, and just a tad Irish.
'The Girlfriend'
Oh, I guess that I just wanted to write something whimsical and funny. Hope it can make someone laugh! :)
My quantum lover
It's the weekend! Let's get some poetry up in the house..lol.
My Imagination
imagine this
What have I been doing...
Want to be No.1 comedy poet ...now I am 1'000'000 and counting ,999'999 more to go ...
Doo Ahh Diddy Diddy!!!
The Poem says that!!
Just Because(Macduff5 Challenge
The temptation to take up Macduff5's challenge is strong. I started thinking of being Jamaican but filed it for another time
'Who's Land'
In a rush to get to an appointment this morning I rushed out the door into the front yard and stepped right into a very large pile of dog? @!&% boy was I mad! So on the way to the appointment I thought of this one! :)
Doggonit............[morgen challenge]
Having a go ..............inspired " Mr Carl Barron "...........he was on tv the other night ..............i dont think i ever laughed so hard in all my life
Local Politics (Macduff's Just Because Challange)
Well....placing some folksy diatribe about politics into a most colorful local "Hill Farmer" vernacular requires some skill so that means in order to meet Macduff's challenge and only slight variations of spelling and language that sounds more like the folks back here in the 'stick's would reckon. Hope you enjoy !! :)))
you know.........
Part of the human condition
TEDDIE GOANNA..A.R.R..
JUST ABOUT A LAZY GOANNA..
Glider limerick
OK, pilot humour. Sorryyyy...
just stop
Just stop for once dont want to hear about the night you had the argument with dad dont care just stop for once all i want is a breather from all your bull that your feeding me, im full shut up JUST STOP im crying here cant you see?