Easter
frivolous taken on the bunny etc
lost the forest ha ha
a piece broke of my front tooth good job the rest are still ok
Larry
I am often in cemeteries for extra curricular reasons and there is a raccoon that lives in a one that I am often at and now feed so I thought of a day and a life for this raccoon. we named Larry, just because Thats Larry and Harry lives in the tomb above where I believe the raccoon lives too
cool bunny
mad as a hatter in spring the march hair frolicking out of the ground like jack in a box easter bunny pops up hopping and skipping through daisies fair lillies and daffodils everywhere easter eggs he is a giving to little children everywher
April Fool's Day
you all know the old saying a pinch and a punch for the first of the month and no returns kids all over the world will be saying it today
April Fools Jokes From My Past
This is a list that could go on forever. There is no shortage of fools out there and their foolish behavior. One of my favorite on tv was the spaghetti being harvested from the spaghetti trees.
A fools lullaby
Sometimes you write about what you know...
I Don't Wanna Go
A parody of Mr. Custer. I am dreading going to the doctor tomarrow. I have to get my blood pressure down to get a job.
The Chair Of Doom
Just a bit of humour
The Squire
bit of fun
Special offer on me. . .
try the salesman pitch just roughly not well thought out
Lunch at Bunol (aka La Tomatina)
La Tomatina is a food fight festival held on the last Wednesday of August each year in the town of Bunol near to Valencia in Spain. Thousands upon thousands of people make their way from all corners of the world to fight in this 'World's Biggest Food Fight' where more than one hundred metric tons of over-ripe tomatoes are thrown in the streets.
THE OBOE
Only an Oboist would understand, sorry to leave the rest of you out in limbo.
Free Range Chickens
They had this hilarious skit on SNL where they sing this song called "Set the Chickens Free." Adam Sandler plays Axle Rose, Chris Farley plays Carnie Wilson, and Phil Hartman plays Kenny Rogers. It was a parody of We are the World from 1985.
These City Streets
Just observing
"YOU'LL DINE AGAIN!"
You can be the king of the rock, there’s no race to the top. In the game of hide and seek, I’ll find your Gräfenberg spot. Your gratification will be expressed in every tremble I’ll take pleasure in making that cookie crumble. Lick it, sip it whe
A short story
Best seller! Lol.
Thoughts on Time
I think I noticed some more wrinkles the day I wrote this.... so, I stopped shaving using the mirror and just go at it blind in the shower. I accrue a few more cuts this way, but I have not written about "Time" since then!
Not All Bugs Taste the Same
Pondering
nan
i have a nan who is always lazy she farts and blows it drives me crazy she slurps and gobbles at her tea i think myself she is a lazy be she talks out loud to herself she eats me ma out of house and home this is the reason i wrote this poem