-She's a Winner!
We drove there fast, couldn't be last, she sat on the chair, hot curlers, hair dye, cut it low?, cut it high? I dunno, you know best, want to stand out from all the rest, hot air, style with care, extensions for hair, WOW, she's there! back in
Meltdown!???????
Lifting the veil on reality, Contemplating, preceptions, totality, seperating real from unreal, imaginary, planetry, halle berry? Slip a word in here or there, does anyone really care, its poetry in motion, or something wrote, took a notio
The Teacher Learneth!
Dont be optimistic, dont be glad, dont be happy, be bloody sad, try it for a day and see how it sucks you'll be glad to change back,,I bet a 100 bucks, stick it out come what may, you'll be a better man after that day, complain and show distain
Wine-box Blues
Standard 12-bar blues with chorus. Written during a period of heavy wine drinking... obviously
Owww,,,my aching head!
The brightness of the morning sun has changed its hue from gold to blue, stormy clouds hang overhead to emphasise my aching head, and I look out upon this day, a gloomy start, charcoal grey, visions of the night gone past, twirling, swirling mov
The State Of Play
Whats the state of play?,, what do you say?,,,a level playing field?,, an equal connection? or something weighted in your direction? let the games begin,, fact or fiction, good or sin,,,,lets play it fair,,stand on the line,,me here,, you the
Very silly poem, number 1
There once was a girl from Glamorgan Who went on a site to find more men, But when she got there They had nasal hair, So now she's a lesbian mormon.
very silly poem, number 2
Inspired by somebody who blocked me just because I made a teeny weeny little hairy chest joke. He thought I was a bloke...
Very silly poem, number 3
Thanks for last night, Optimisticme. I'm sorry, I had no idea you get so much friction burn off pink fluffy handcuffs. See you down the clinic, Jac xxx
Me and You!
There's two, there's me and there's you, together a pair, soo interesting they stare, we talk aloud and sing in unision, a conflicting complexity of pathetic derision, you speak, say the first line, I complete thats neat, its yours and its mine
Secretary's Memo
Secretary's Memo Poets Corner will accept applications for contributions, only when all criteria is fulfilled, !: You must be constantly drunk on spirits not properly distilled. 2: You must be mad, half mad won't do, you must be comple
The Neighbours
Look I was bored,,,, no excuses,,, don't know any of em really! okk,,,I forgot me meds,,,,,why are you looking at me like that?
I Wanna Do That!
"Hey baby,, I got a new book,,come over here and take a look",,, So I wandered on over,, like I was in clover,,,peaceful and happy,,, till she said make it snappy,,,,, she opened a page,,,just where she sat,,, pointed to it and said,,,"I wanna
Candy Pt 1 & 2
I wrote Candy years ago... I was drinking and chatting online one day. And thought of that poem. And wrote part 2 right after.
Breakfast at a Diner
Funny thing, I enjoyed a meal at an all day breakfast joint. Before I wrote this.
The Row
Freezing, frozen, unyielding, vast Sheets of ice covering warm feelings past Sheer indignation causes the skeleton to shiver Heart muscle stops angrily then begins to quiver Number is deleted by pointing, accusing fingers Smoke from resentment s
A Kilt
I'm portuguese, I don't really know the scottish culture. Just like kilts.
How It Works
Just an acknowledgement of the softer, gentler nature of women.
The end is nigh
So, what's the story with this orb we live on? are we close to extinction,, are we close to gone? Global warming, fires and floods, hurricanes and people in hoods, The icecap is melting, the coasts erode, a secret meaning?,,,,a God code? T
a limerick dream
yeah ... i do have a day job ... thanks.
magician politician
like they say..."vote early...vote often!"
god help me
a few days ago jesus spoke to me on tv- a slick-devil he is too, all pieced together in new italian shoes- book and tapes to show the way. to get straight, narrow and clean up a stained lifetime only costs twenty-bucks! i mailed it in r
Positively negative.
Be stern,,, be strong for the short term, don't waiver,, don't wilt,, sucesss you will savour, Persistance wins out,,,eventually,, this is the truth,,,as you will see, Resist, persist,,,,and you will get there,,,don't worry,,,,don't care, Sta
The Publisher Is Not Responsible...
Inspired by the unintentionally comic submission guidelines of a certain poetry anthology. Perhaps not surprisingly, the piece was rejected.
I love Emoticon-Creatures...
I wrote this just for fun...
Come in Scotty
Hey Scotty are you up there?,,can you beam me up outta here to anywhere, I don't care, everyone's crazy,, lost their minds, loopers, bloopers, all kinds, some write poetry and try their best,, still cant seperate from all the rest, is the
cure for a broken heart
This is dedicated to one of the male nurses I worked with in A/E.They were all great but when we first started to use Histocryl glue in the place of sutures, this particular chap completely glued his fingers on one hand together with it, priceless....
Ah well!
Got a fetish you want to come true? Say it to me I'll do it for you,,,,, I smiled and said,,I've got some of those,,,,,open your mouth and suck on my toes, her mouth fell open, but twas not for me,,,you can f##k off,,, it never will be,,,she s
Code red
A question mark hangs overhead, on all we've done, and all we've said, true to me or true to you, colour brown or colour blue, action stations on red alert, time to flee,,,there's no rebirth engage, .......mach three.
BAR--FLY
a typical weekend night for me,and for all you singles out there!!!enjoy.
WHAT did you say?
The power of one has come and gone, the power of two is me and you, the power of three?,,F##k me, i'm going back to one,,,bye,, .........I'm gone!
Sudden Awakening
Poetry Magazine actually published this a few years ago. Go figure. LOL
Orange Dream
a silly dream, huh?
Hidden
You never know what the snow hides.
Girl Scouts
amazing grace...I found this exchange interesting and thought that I would share it...
Mrs Fledglers's Duty
I have never heard of her before either..
spel chak
wat kin I saay
Return of the Admiral's Cake Trolley ~ Rob’s Style
In fond remembrance of the Cake Trolley!
along these lines
sitting in the dark (at a concert) writing
The most desirable woman in the world.
She is so sexy, she is so hot Moves weird and makes me rag Laughs shamelessly and wild My body pains from my desire. Unpretentious she looks around Nothing interesting she found Throws her shoes, her dirty dress So easily reveals her b
Pattern of Beats
Many sounds and beats in the world keep us moving through our lives.
Silly stuff; Mrs Fledgler, The Funeral.
Well what can I say really???