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It is the light i seek in the darkness, the wisdom in the wonder, the shelter from the storm & the abi from the norm :)
Inspired after watching Night of the Living Dead.
Now surely you remember my dog Rover The one who spoke so very well This time he taught me to play 'roll over' But now a sad tale I have to tell Of how this clever dog left me There was a day the government came We need your dog far across the
My new love, a Mediterranean scroll fresh from the bakery
'hello, how did you get in there...'
To have fun in a write and to be a dancing star and all night long...
I first published it on the international literary forum IRODALOM: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/irodalom/message/10011
I am also on a Chinese match-making site and in the first week I received 150 plus admirer's letters. Poor women, they are so desperate to get married (again). I wrote this poem starting from the double meaning of people (lonely people vs. people's commune, an administrative unit in Mao's China).
(This is not very personal. I am just playing with ideas...) I first published it on the international literary forum IRODALOM: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/irodalom/message/9823
Read and to Write with the meaing of the truth....
it's almost Friday?
Well you often wonder when your profile is being read if they ever explore onto this area to see and learn more of who you are and I feel this room can teach you more than my profile so on and on it is another fun write......
I think I'm seeing things I must be hallucinating I see a hand on the road Not attached to anything Finger stuck up in the air A gesture quite so rude What is this hand doing here And why is it rudely pointing Over I walk to pick it up But q
There once was a cat named Mike, liked to walk with his tail high in the air. When the girl cats would pass by, they would say, “ Oh my, oh my.... what a nice set of balls you have there, Mike "
Something, something, something, something, this, Something, something, something, something, Something, something, something, something, Something, something, something, something,that. Something, something, something, something, Something, so
So like a woman I thought! Written 6-2-78
It's Friday!!
GOTCHA! Just having a little fun. I apologize to anyone that may take this poem the wrong way.Just a little fun. No animals were hurt in the making of this poem!
Japanese Haiku written 6-2-78
It was not really that bad (I think) I believe it was actually pretty close.
Rich to have another Penny.... More men wold keep Pennys in their pocket's if they look like this Penny l.o.l....... (Some hummer in P.C.)
Please do not forget Miss kitty she likes coffee and quietness tooo
Got to love a bit of fun with thiS write enjoy a cookie from poet corner l.o.l.
Guilty? Don’t sweat it. Its nothing to loose sleep over. Your not to bad. Their are alot of people in the same boat, irregardless of what you may think. Just get ahold of you’reself, take a few mental notes, and move on from here. http://www.care2.com/greenliving/8-spelling-mistakes-even-smart-people-make.html
Little birdie, Flying high, Drop a message, From the sky, Said the farmer, Wiping his eye, "Aint it lucky cows don't fly???"
Doing a little experimenting....just saying... (laughing)
ALL OUT OF FUN..... Go ahead and laugh it is so much fun to laugh and laugh at anything~~~~ :) making friends laugh is the fun of the laughter ~~~~
Im alot of things But im not SLOW
In the mid of night I do wake To find your arms around me All you want is to make love I don't know if I can stand it Kissing here and kissing there And all this...I love you... Enough to drive a man insane With all this lovey doveying So qui
Jazzy's "Word of the Day Challenge"! Will be extremely happy if you make any sense of it.
For all you good folks 'down under' the equator :)
It's typical this season to look out your window and see a horde of Zombies dragging accross your front lawn. But fear not. Here are some tried and proven tips to ward off those pesky Zombies who are only out for blood. You can thank me later.
Also published on my international literary list: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/irodalom/message/10131 (Submissions are welcome.)
just for fun..
In the Spirit (haha) of Halloween.
A friend shared her story. It was so funny I had to write.
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don'
Good things (I mean, palindromes) come in small packages, so give it a try! Good luck to you all!
long ago, playing drinnking games, someone declared the 'Hasselhoff Rule' where you finish everything you say with ...David Hasselhoff. I dont drink much (winning) and got to thinking....
I was a teenager just goofing around.. sorry if it's offensive,, just thought it was funny :)Hope it brings a smile to SOMEONE
I have had way to much coffee....
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