To Beauty
I try not to explain things? Im Anti Tate Modern where a piece of ART needs 4 pages of A4 to say what it is? I can though, waffle away, if thats required...
Lost
Two weeks lost in our new city....
Don't shot me, I'm just writer!
If you decide to have a lynching, I'll supply the rope!
Are We There Yet?
LOL I was laughing the hole time while I was thinking of what to write. Hope you all find it to be as funny as I did. :D
Weather Report
Just for fun.
Ten Minutes
I've got ten minutes to pen a rhyme. What can I do with so little time? Well, maybe jot down random thoughts Do they rhyme? Maybe not. Scratch them off and try again? Task the mind or task the pen? White paper waits as seconds tick A better p
ism isms...no poetry
I'm a pilot fish that swims with a shark(goodguy) to get parasites(post ideas). 'if you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.' - wilson mizner 'feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier a
Still Clueless
True story
Haiku
In stone sleeps the cat dreaming of Oriental days and nights of fish
Warning!
The drug commercials!!!
Huh?
Wanted to try a quick stream-of-conciouness thing...
Life's Toys
I think this probably speaks for itself
King of the Cat World
For my cat, Billy
Election Day
Tomorrow is election day around here and I'm so tired of the campaign ads I could just scream!
domestic bliss part1
Now mary hated serving her hubby paddy found so her getting a cup of tea with slippers and a scone the odds of it arriving were 25 to 1 Now paddy loved the horses while mary had to work that's it she said one afternoon i cant take anymore
Till Death Do Us Part
Bill and Kimmy's married bliss Went on for just a year. But something then became amiss And Kimmy's health got queer. When making love nigh every time She fainted straight away. So they told the doc about this sign To see what he would say. I
domestic bliss part 2
When mary on the next day saw the mess she made she murmured once again you see as in the bed he laid his knee was very swollen and bruised and marked so red paddy had the luxury of languishing in bed She realized her temper had partly on
On The Beach (lol)
Grockles is what we call tourists here.....lol.....Andrew.....xxx
Optimist Haiku
I can be feeling quite positive about things with a glass half empty. :)
...'Roses are Red, Violets are Blue'...
Just a challenge to those afraid of venturing out into something less familiar when tempted to express oneself in poetic form.
paddys shotgun wedding
Well on the day that paddy and mary were to wed marys family found him tucked up in his bed eventually with much protest he finally made the church though he fully intended to leave her in the lurch you see he loved his freedom but he just c
The kings Command Part 1
In the days of Dragons, demons, orges, And elves, lived a King with a malady, Of sorts. Doctors, mid wives, And chicken soup, Could not ease his Discomfort and pain. So his fastest rider He did summon, on The kingdoms strongest Ste
Kings Command Part 2
The king sent for his physician, A noble doctor indeed, Who read the instructions To the king, who needed Relief from his torture. " Your Royal Highness, We request, you follow Our words without any doubts. Place your face upon you bed.
Haiku, Ahhhtchoo!
Can I get a gesundheit?
Haiku Confetti Summer Day
Swords of wit slicing Haiku confetti summer Settling bits and bytes
Eat more Salmon Haiku
Inspired by Rob's tribute to fish. And reminded of the Pork farmer's motto: "Eat more Pork, the other white meat".
My "New" Car
Yay!
The Demon in the Kitchen
Any one for breakfast?
just fun riddles
...Q. What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?.... ...A. Watch this closely, I'm only going to do it once. ..1. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister? ..2. When your one gallon piggy bank is emp
~My Ole Car~
Remember the old car we first drove? this is a dedication to that car.
~Who Was Fallowing Me~
Heres a fun little mind twister.. had fun writing it. :O)
SELF HYPNOTISM
self administered pep talk......Impossible?......LOL.....Andrew....xxx
Where I live
Southwest Missouri...
~Little Pinky~
The reasoning of the little pinky...:O)
THE LIFE OF A BAG
I have the ability to write about any sugject, phrase or thought. Also to write either a poem, short story or song. One day a friend called me and asked me what I do when I get a creative block and I told her that I look around where I am and pick something anything to write about. So that day I saw a bag.
A Bar Scene
There she is, sitting across the bar Glancing me and me at her. She's doing The feminine stuff that makes MEN Become animals! Smiling so innocently, flipping her hair, Glancing just enough to keep me roused! Eye contact? Hell YES! Body langu
(The blanket)
This smooth cold breeze of the window shut it close it. tight and hold it with in the body temp lay on the floor move with comfort in the blanket. and cuddle in the sheets level me out in fabric all over me. and the material sinks with in the ski
LOVE..A TRAGEDY.(Shakespeare Stylee) lol
LOL....thought I would have some fun with this serious genre......Andrew....xxx
Things are not as they appear to be...
Aaaggghhh..., or not?
Things are as they appear to be…
“Things are not as they appear to be. Nor are they otherwise.” —some Sutra “Quantum mechanics, the latest development in the scientific quest to understand the nature of physical reality, is a precise mathematical description of the behavior of f
unlucky
when freddie stepped off the pavement he did nt use his loaf avoided the latter in bravado he got flattend by a bakery truck but he still survived and cursing his luck kicked over the ladder and broke his toe and he did not see the man on t
A Reason for Leaving? (lol)
LOL......XXX