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What is a soulmate? Lol.
The difinitive guide to soulmates ----------------------------------------------------------- 1. A soulmate is a woman who saw me standing on the street corner staring aimlessly into space and said hello anyway because I looked so pathetic. 2.
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particularly fond maternal affection once offered
Swipe Right
Swipe right My daily rite (For as a man I need delight). Swipe left I feel bereft (Although it's quick As I am deft). Swipe right Maybe some night She will let me Be her knight. Well, I'm alone (And all out of fight) Today I'm d
That is Me
Well, That is me.....
Summertime
Summertime, Ella Fitz.., what great lyrics. Here's the backwoods version.
Without Salt
You look good enough to eat If indeed we ever meet, You will surely feel the heat, When our souls collide My sweet
MY TELEPHONE INSIDE
Self talk. Be ready 24/7 for a "call" from your Telephone Inside. Just might be the one you've been waiting for. Just a little humor.
INTERNAL LIE DETECTOR
Real reaction I feel when I'm untruthful, whether on purpose or not.
Dilemma Lemon
I got something you want to read You got something you want to say But you can't say a thing cause you don't write Now aint that a dilemma lemon So here is another line Won't you take another bite Detectives are everywhere but poetry is no
Cousins
I like my cousins they all like me They're the best cousins that ever could be They've all got medals for good behavior And they are humble naturally They're all good lookin' with hearts of gold And talk of bravery there's none so bold The
~ Lie to Me ~
Do you care? Now tell me ~ Don't Lie! Lol
The Doctor
My mind keeps playing the role of a doctor Another therapy session every day or two There was a girl that's why my chart has lots of pages doctor My mind keeps trying to fix my heart from missing you The doctor says this is all very confidentia
Mandela Effect
Mandela effect what's it all about Either it is or it isn't once I was for sure But now I have some doubts Are there any old history teachers still around I need someone to clear up my mind Of all the crazy things I've accidently found I'd
Bottle of Love (A Saga)
First one for a couple of years, back to a trusted style
~ Hear the Children Singing ~
~ For the Children ~ Children's Ditty!
Doctor jokes
Merry Xmas, can't resist a few jokes
the other day
damn tree, and its roots
A rowdy ride
Happy New Year to the poetry page folk!
Angel Child.
Blushing puce, cheeks all aglow, Is there something I should know? Dancing fingers, fidget, twirl, What's afoot my Angel Girl? Sold your sister? Flushed old Ted? Ate a hole in my new bread? Sliding glance, you must have done Something th
Gnome aching things right.
A little fun with the sprinkler...
Prank Videos I've Watched
I've been spending a lot of my time on the internet watching various prank videos. The fake eggs is my favorite.
IF
The importance of such a little word...
Leap to Freedom (The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog)
At yelping speed she travelled across an emerald lawn, pursued by gnarling nightmares as the darkness nipped the dawn. Her ears, amber triangles, bush glittering crystal dew, body sleek with rivulets, glowed red with exhaustion's hue. Her
Paul Hollywood
Just a bit of fun, a poem about my celeb crush lol
canderel
Your just like canderel, the artificial sweetener. full of shite I dont understand. not real and leave's a bitter after tasting pill. need double the amount just to compensate. dissolves in second's, but remains. that slightly unnatural feeling it p
Spring Mix
Inspired by spring
ballad of a backwards playing jukebox
I'm going down to the record station.. I'm gonna buy me a backwards jukebox.. I'm going to play all my favourite songs wearing nothing.. but my hat and my socks and listen to Blaze.. as he sings every song.. ending to start.. and ill get all my s
I CAN'T REMEMBER -- author unknown
I'm 70years old, I read this poem for the first time when I was about 8, my mother had got it from a friend at work.
the "Raven"
the 'Raven' is a diner that lapps the sea foreshore it haunts my mangled memory as it raps upon my door apple tart and finest cheesecake when I can't eat no more yet alas quoth the raven : ordermore! broad bearded, prone to rages I ha
A grown-up kid
This was first written for my son and keeps changing
"triangle"
spiraling debauchery the pit in which I fell tis fiendishly amoral the tale of which I'll tell I dreamt of tax accountancy but my parents had a goal to live their dreams vicariously by dint of rock and roll I played the aul triangle
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'VE GOT AT FIRST GLANCE
Got to admit a couple of poets on here inspired me to write differently. And of course you just never know at first glance what you have
A RUDE AWAKENING
Glad I don't dream much
DAYDREAMING
Just daydreaming AGAIN
Lower Back Pain
I've got Lower Back Pain and its so hurt.
Sorry
Sorry the sky isn’t blue Sorry no hugs for you Sorry I lied Sorry had to hide Sorry you attacked me Sorry you slapped me Sorry you ran out of the room SorryI sprayed you with perfume. Sorry you're so bizarre Sorry I wanted to punch yo
No More Sad Poems
No need for sad poems A millionaire is not going to give me money To brighten up my life And make all my days be sunny The rich have jets and yachts They don't want sad poems that might spoil their day Smart people got what they got And dumb