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I wanted to do this Jamaican style hence the broken language. I honestly did not think what these kids were being shown was a good representation of farm animals
The weirdest excuses we make for our late arrival to work/office.... The above is my experience..... who knows it might just come in handy when U really would need it!! Lol
This story was inspired by Cheech and Chong
Listened to this book on MP3 about this woman who could recall every day she lived. That inspired this. My earliest recollections are around the age of two.
True confessions of a Maxwell man..lol.
On his way coming home A trailer papa pig rented To load all things from in house Across the street to be moving The beds, the lounge, all dining room And even the TV was loaded Not a thing was left behind Except three cups, plates and spoon
My daughter loves the animals at her grandparents farm. One day when we were visiting, This poem came to me as I was watching her one to one animal to the other
Give thanks for the one that discovered paternity testing Now many a lady is confessing They took their man for a ride But no more can their secret hide And now their situations are most interesting Now that there is paternity testing Too man
'Open the door and let me in I'll show you wonders and excitement' 'Do you have a TV with cartoons on it?' Yelled the pig called Ernest 'The things I have you'll surely like So let me in you pigs so tasty' 'No! no,' they cried in unison 'Not
Ok..So I don't actually wear green socks..There is a point I won't cross.lol
Well, MacDuff suggested a Schmaltzy, Saccharine Sweet poem, and this is the best I could come up with! Sorry ladies.... maybe I need some lessons in romance! I'm available for tutoring! ;-)
Having a go at this was fun......
JUST DOODLING WITH WORDS AGAIN
Some limericks for Fellsman's (Bill's) challenge. :-)
and the piper wears the first prize ribbon,
Just taking at stab at world leaders in modern times....and how governments don't respond to the problems faced by ordinary people.
I know a lady maned LIL She decided to get on the pill But the pill didn't work The poor girl went berzerk Now there's a baby named BILL
still doodling with words.
I probably have known her !
My friend just came across my mind and the ride he was taken for
it's in the news !
Do you know her?
This is the orgin of E-Motions as told to me by some guy standing at a bus stop. lol..
a quicky..lol
is that called shadow boxing?
We have all had those infuriating computer problems, but I have not seen any poems here about what has to be the bane of our existance.
age has its drawbacks
brawdy? you bet !
His girlfriend is so small she's called Banty. The blouses she wears are so scanty. I'd venture a guess What he likes best Is under her skirt, there's no panties.
An entirely fictional account, a fable to be certain, for the sheer entertainment value about why the very 'act of revolution' is justified and much needed from time to time...is a most silly little fun sonnet....I think a legend born somewhere in old England perhaps...haha....
this limerick is as old as the hills,I thought there might be some who have never heard it. I have no idea who wrote it, I did not.
just doodling again with words
Please help disparage this poem..lol
Tribute to.. you guessed it..'Mailbox teasers..lol
A fun thing..
Can anyone find all the pieces for me. LOL
hope this made the grade of the stupid poems. lol..
HAHAHAHAHAHA KABOOOOOOOMMM
had I been able to bare my soul like this when I was young....I may not have been the man I was then...now, I envision doors opening, and a few closing too,...perception, funny that what....
After reading so many of these 'worst poem' submissions, I finally decided that I TOO, JUST HAD TO CONTRIBUTE!!!
A piece of slop..lol.
What can I say (with tongue in cheek) it certainly kept me laughing.
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