Southern Signs Continued...
Just having a bit of fun coming up with these at work one day with some colleagues. I hope they may elicit a chuckle or a smile to your day. I'd meant to post these around Valentine's Day, but got busy at work and time got away from me for a bit. Love ya'll!!
missed kiss
senryu (5-7-5) not half haiku
Far in the woods
keep 'em brief, mental images
The Trial...
It seems senryu is taking over here temporarily. I thought I'd add a lighthearted attempt.
Senryu x 3
mucking around
Two St Bernards in a bar
Two St Bernards in a bar
Easy going
It’s summer out there
while we are at it
coupla bear jokes..
irish words
I've been asked to write about Ireland, well, what can I say?, it's wonderful, filled with beauty and charm, tis true, we've got Guinness and something more, that we just can't ignore, we have Presidents come from the USA , no no let me rephrase, we
Shorty, Hannah And Rita
Goody Mcgordy also know as shorty Had a sporty car His girlfriend was Sandra Mcfana also known as Hannah Had a little guitar So Shorty and Hannah went to Montana To play in a rockin band Swore he'd never leave her, but then he met Rita Mcfeve
Towering Wino
Don't dream about this guy :)
Masks and the office
Masks may introduce a new dynamic into the office haha
Putter Gooder
It’s always fun to share a little hillbilly humor with you all in my native dialect……but we do make language fun up here in the Upper Appalachian Mountains….
Nun of the Above
some zesty word play ..
Death bed joke
spotted from Rabbi Shmuley Boteach video
Writers block
Poetic tomes, grammatical strife in a high piled, white tiled, scrabble life consonants collide vowels vault the sentence structure isn't neat a faulty concept incomplete I'll have to have another try this poetry nonsense is do or die :)
Angry dwarf
A dwarf has his reasons never discuss the finer points of pole vaulting
Joke
time for some levity
Vertical
Well! nuff said anti haiku
Raddly! Daddly! Doo! WooHooo!!!
Let me know if you want to read the rest
Ode to a meat pie
Studying meat pies, now in America apparently you can get only pot pies, not recommended though I see, but in NY, Michigan, Louisiana and wait for it McRadloff Wisconsin! you can get real meat pies, true? Florida you get some Latin American equivalents, SM? Do they put Guinness in the pies in Ireland Mick??
Two laughs English style
oh-ah arf arf
SILLY
OK,,,IM GONNA WRITE A POEM THAT DOES NOT RHYME,, I THINK ITS ABOUT TIME, OOPS , DID I MAKE A MISTAKE,,,NOT SOMETHING I USUALLY MAKE,,SEEMS I CANT WRITE NORMALLY,, OK,, LETS DO THIS FORMALLY,,GONNA BE NICE,,, I WANT CURRY CHICKEN AND FRIED RICE,,TW
Easy Living
Wrote this 6-9-2023. I thought of writing something Rock off a scale of the days of yore of Rock! Perhaps something like a modern-day oldie with rock, blues, and jazz style, or maybe something more The sound somewhat modern studio wise, but the vocals, the group, very old school style. Let's day the 50's early 60's? An interesting aspect, eh? lol Until then
Life is Great
Aint life funny especially these days lol.
Elmo’s AWOLNATION Sail Parody
Sometimes when I hear certain songs, jokes pop up in my mind making fun of it. This is the only parody I have copyrighted. I really need to get out a few of the other ones that I wrote. I love writing parodies.
The angel in my beer
there's an angel in my beer
Puzzle
Puzzle time
Horse jokes
There's something about horses..
All we need is love)))
Just wanted to wish Happy 2022 to all our poets! stay safe, healthy, loving and loved ones))
Wondering
Im kinda of angry at life, its promise was more than it could be,,,I loved you more than I could see,,, wow,, aint that cool,, love poetry,,written like a fool,,just shows you what life means, anyone can say anything, hey,,, I love beans,,,or burger
The viral blues
Happy New 2022 to us!
The Flying Dutchman
Just 15 minutes of glory to Flying Dutchman ...
The ghost of Chairman Mao
In John Cooper Clarke style, some light relief.
the dog
yes bored and yet more flows out.
bark
nog was my wifes pet he died one week after her and he did just this. he loved to bark at the postie and delivery guys. miss the little shit.
Sing along
la la la la la
FOOD HAIKU POEMS
Just thinking of food for fun.
fizzion chips
cambridge on a sunny morn a professor deep in thought a quasi quantum quandary his mind now overwrought now the kernel of dilemma the cause of his unease? with fish and chips for dinner.. should I go with mushy peas? symbiotic clarity co
coining it
to a five penny piece I shrunk to the size as life made me hard in the head and eyes so pressed ganged was I on a leathery ship that lived in a pocket on the side of her hip and life wasn't easy and life wasn't hard it was tough bedding
Happy Man Blues
Parody of Love in Vain
Nothing?
Sometimes, nothing means more!