The Poets Curse
Diagnosed by the local Witch Doctor (N'anga)
Red Hot Loving (by request for Poetnumber1)
I saw her first in the pub A creature so devine I knew then straight away Somehow she was going to be mine I waltzed up so suave and cool Said 'good day luv, how is ya?' She looked at me I felt like a bug Just waiting to be crushed But then s
Going for a ride~~~``
With writting you can have fun.
Poetnumber1 or The Baked Bean Competition
This is a true story...it was related to me by a friend of my cousin who had a dog who spoke to the mailman who had a girlfriend who had a pet rabbit who had a sister from Morvant Trinidad and Tobago. So there you have it
Dakota Jim
I'm Dakota Jim I'm as tough as nails You better not cross my path On each hip a gun I wear And knives in me boots Across my back a Winchester And derringers in my sleeves I'm as tough as nails And I'll rob you blind Old women, children and a
~The Frog Prince~ for Happygolucky4u
I had to dear Happygolucky4u ;-D
Lucky me
There's a chance I haven't lost my phone which is great because it cost a lot more than a comb and i still have hair.
Crazy Note tonight !!!!!!!!!
To have fun and be crazy while writing and exspressing words.
Salvador's South Indian Food
Down the street and round the corner Lives a South Indian man Money tight and bills keep coming Need a way to find to earn Loved to potter round the kitchen Maybe takeaway was the game Put up sign for advertising Genuine South Indian cuisine
aspergus moon
doctor roland/mysterious lorentz
The Wedding
Was driving home from work this morning when I realised my friend needed his daily dose of humour. This was the result.
on line today
humoristic inspiration...
Kamikaze Herring
If you go down to the sea today you might not stay for long For the kamikaze herring swim up and sing this song we will jump out of the water And bight you on the nose Then we will lie across your smelly feet and nibble all your toes If you
WRONG MOVE
Have you ever made a wrong move
Easter Bunny
Oh my God I'm in deep trouble I have a lynching mob after me Hundreds and hundreds chasing me What have I done you ask A crime so heinous, so vile I killed the Easter Bunny Driving cross the meadow Thought I'd do some 4x4 Foot planted to the
Poetnumber1
A day in the life of Poetnumber1
Death The Musical
Well Im just saying..I think it would be a hit and with the revenue I am bringing the drive in movie theaters back
coldest night
lmaoooooooooo... come out come out cafetwo she made you diner.
Ode to Dishpan Hands
While doing dishes my beautiful girlfriend made a comment about dishpan hands followed by 'now I'll probably see ode to dishpan hands turn up in one of your poems'. Who am I to disappoint her so here it is.
Raincoat
Why you dirty minded people, I bet you thought something else. A poet has to make a living somehow LOL
Washing Machine Cat
My daughter rang me this morning all distraught. The cat crawled into the front loader last night and got washed, not discovered till this morning. It is now at the Vets.
Poet's Corner Bash
Sorry but there are only so many names I could use, would loved to have used lots more. If by some chance you are offended and don't want your name used please let me know and I will replace it. Thanks all. Addition thanks to idea by elo.
a pint of love sir ?
invitation card...
dope dreams
dope dreams of us and we all dream of dope, but who are the dreams and who are the dopes, for dope is the dream and we are the dopes, so dont smoke the dreams but smoke the fking dopes!
Lucille (The tale of the travelling salesman)
This is a true story as told to me by my cat who heard it from the fox (that's another story in itself) and so on
Profound....need to Rebound
Silly poem
Start Right or End Wrong
It says it all
Cant Sleep
sleepless nights
Did I miss something???
LMAO~~~ just my luck
koan zen
zazen hours over the invisible ocean..
Enjambment Poem
Today I sit at water's edge And try to catch fish for dinner A fish for dinner is a must Because starving I don't fancy The line is taut and pulling And I think I've caught one My mouth is salivating In anticipating fish dinner Damn t
think twice
I tried, no I didn't I wanted to, but I didn't I realized then I opened my eyes was gonna sing but the windows broke before I could yell out that note it was a shattering experience I got glass in my eye no I didn't but it was worth a try
I WISH I DIDN'T HOWEVER I DO
buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Pedal to the Metal
Please do not try this at home. This was done by a professional poet under strictly controlled circumstances.
Bentlees Block Haiku
Words stuck in my mind refusing to be released being obstinate
Jingle-Bells, Osama Smells
Dont remember exactly when i wrote this ;)
Death is Coming for You
Let me look who's on my list For me to be collecting Don't know why they scream so much When I come round calling Could it be the clothes I wear Or the scythe I am carrying I try to be humorous Say knock, knock death is calling No-one laughs,
Kissing on the Roadway
I was almost challenged to write this. Who am I to disappoint a beautiful lady.
collection of one liners
trying to work on something better. but in the mean time hope to keep you entertained.
Monorhyme 2
Just a fun write
Cirque du Poetry
Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen Welcome to the Cirque du Poetry Come inside and you will see The most amazing poetry Here you find the Ballad Poem Tis a story, tale or legend There is also the ABC Where poems run down the alphabet Let's not