Politicians
Says it all
Bed Time Story
Too late, too late, too late The Wombat gruffly cried Rushing from burrow to burrow Looking for it's mate Who, who ,who The Owl did refrain Please don't forget me For I am coming too What a racket, what a noise Pondered the old Roo One
A Penny
this is how my luck goes most of the time.if ya believe in lady luck well she sure was.. this is not a true story but way my luck goes it very well could be.lol..
noise to wake the dead
my daughter woke me up couple weeks ago by banging on her pots and i was happy it was a great feeling i love noise .
Full Moon
Sorry Dear, had to leave town in a hurry for business. Will be back after full moon.
Full Moon (Epilogue)
Hello Dear, will be home soon. Please make something for dinner as I have not been able to stop to eat and am now famished. Love....Wolfgang
Full Moon (Revisited)
Hello Dear, will be home as soon as possible. Would love a nice juicy steak, medium rare...don't forget to vitamize it. Maybe a nice cookie. Love...Wolfgang
A Bit of Silliness
A bit of silliness to pass the time
Shall I Compare Thee to a Winter’s Day?
My humblest apologies to William Shakespeare who at last report was spinning in his grave
toilet tennis
this actually happened but it was not a truck stop it was in one of those honey buckets at a construction site years ago. still think about that was the most entertainng time i spent in a honey boucket. where i was working as a painter. thought it sounded better at a truck stop tho..lol..
Ghastly Tale
To you a tale I will tell A tale so dark and drear A light in bed you will shine Your body racked with fear The covers tight about you pull As my tale does progresseth Heart it pounds, fingers twitch And eyes round room a roving In the sh
seperated together.
i hope you found this entertaining.
Thou Art Like
He is still spinning
Garlic Dip
This is a true story told to me by the friend of a second cousin who heard it from Great Aunt Bertha who was told by a poor immigrant who was told by a wandering gypsy who heard it from...........
Come Gather Round
For some strange reason when I was writing this the tune to Bob Dylan's The Times They Are a Changin' kept running through my mind. If you feel like amusing yourself read it with that tune in mind
Ever Thought About It
Have you?
Happy Go Lucky Wind
I have sent the wind on it's way by special request. Please let me know when it arrives and be sure to say hello
Mary and Me
Unless you want to be inundated by animals don't invite that blasted cat and her fat flea. We never did get the house back. At last count there was seven hundred and sixty two animals living there. We now live in a tree house.
Life is a Struggle
Smile today because tomorrow could be worse.. :D It was just one of those days.....
Mary and Me (II)
Seems no matter where we go these animals just keep coming
That Little Bird is Crazy
Political humor....
Full Moon (The Next Generation)
Hello Mum and Dad, don't bother staying up waiting for me. Will be home before sunrise. Don't bother leaving food out cause I'll grab a bite while out. Say hi to Gramps for me. Love Wolfgang Jr.
get some
ringy tingy tiny toe. here is a poem for you.
Full Moon (The Vegan)
Hi Mum, Coming home as quick as werewolfly possible. When I get home could I please have a nice cup of coca and a bowl of steaming vegetables. And please, please whatever you do...NO MEAT...your loving son, Wolfred.
Monorhyme
Something different for fun
smeared windshield
Bug splatter can not see cause of the brain and bladder sun's rays making it a haze wipper washers having a blast broken wings crushed dreams for I can not see the sun is blinding me I loose my lane now I join the bug splatter now my br
Alien (Revisited)
One of the first kids poems I posted on the site..
PLUNGER MAN
The newest super hero PLUNGER MAN
My big toes got a mouth on it
not a lot to say i do
A sonnet ordered me Violante
Not easy to translate it from spanish, I'm not sure if everything can be understood.
Lord Camuel Arnauld Vampir (The Bride)
Come my sweet invite me in For I shall be your secret lover Bare your neck to my naked gaze I can see a vein there pulsing My kiss so hot will boil your blood You'll soon swoon in my arms Not yet my love not yet First I need to feel your lif
She is right
are you following me?
Amelia, I Love Thee
Dear Amelia why have you rejected me. Is it because I don't have a hump, or is it the lack of a club foot. I cannot help it that my teeth are white and my hair tidy. Please Amelia I will change for you. Always yours in love Barak Jeconiah Holofernes
Henry And Sister Gisella
Not every story has a happy ending...it is a happy ending for the witch.
CHESS WIH DEATH
A story within a poem, that is how dancing performs
Clip, Clop (Mirror Poem)
Ladybee42 a while back set me the challenge to write a Mirror poem. Finally got around to it. Does anyone else like to have a go.
White Noise.
lmaooooooooooo.. I did get hit on the top of my shoe once although not my face but it was dang close.lol..
Letter to Happygolucky4u
I'm sorry Happygolucky4u that this ended up here but I passed it on to you as quickly as possible.
Tantalizing Taste of a Frog
<------ Have you seen this frog?? Can't blame a girl for advertising. Maybe shouldn't with this poem. Oh well what is it they say no guts no glory
Frogs Lament
Had to give the frogs right of reply
Color Me Silly
Something different, silly, and fun