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SWEET TAXPAYER

SWEET TAXPAYER

TEN LINES POEM

12 12 12 121212pm

12/12/12 ... 12:12:12pm

Today is the day. The same as the year , as well as the month. 12/12/12 Dont forget the time will duplicate the act with it's hour,minute and second... 12:12:12pm so special is this I would say,

billy done run wild

billy done run wild

soomebody stop me...

Note in my diary

Note in my diary

Note in my diary I must remember, the world comes to an end on the 21st of December No months of Turkey and no Christmas pud, now that sort of news has got to be good I wish I had known earlier on, I wouldn’t bought presents for everyone

Its not because

Its not because

I like a woman and a man, am I a gay? Can it just be for love and the other is for friendship? You commended me, I appreciated. Asking for more..I cant. Angry? never drag me. Just stop! enough I am not who you think I am. Its not because...You

She Who Lives In a Cave

She Who Lives In a Cave

I once knew a Lady who lived far away In the hillside a cave her abode On her knees she would pray every day Send someone for me to love Up on a charger rode a knight It was the one with a massive V8 For you my Dear a dragon I’ll fight And t

Judge Judy

Judge Judy

You folks have been sworn in and can be seated. Your contract for babysitting services have been null and void. Wipe that silly grin from your face you’re making me annoyed! I’ve read you’re statement now look in my eyes! I can tell by you

tHe EnD oF tHe WorLD

tHe EnD oF tHe WorLD

Written about all the hype around the ending of the world as we know it foretold by the many sources from around the world for 21/12/12 or if you're in America 12/21/2012.

GOOD MORNING

GOOD MORNING!

lol....just a few of my thoughts on that Mayan calendar thing..... Lots of love to everyone and a merry christmas and happy new year to you all...whether you know me or not!......Andrew...xxx

10 Cents a Dance

10 Cents a Dance!

Ten tickets please!

Last tango on the roof

Last tango on the roof

'Dont' make me go! I won't, I won't! 'We'll hide the coffee, if you don,t, you don't!' 'You'll string up those lights on that roof so high You'll climb for hours til you reach the sky! But no one knew better what this day had meant than Hiss

Whats Your Elf Name Look and see

What's Your Elf Name? (Look and see!!! :))

Little Holiday Fun... (This was taken from an untitled web source)

The Runaway Handbag

"The Runaway Handbag?"

a mixed bag! I'll have the Pineapple lumps, thank you!!

New Zealand Merry Christmas Wishes

New Zealand Merry Christmas Wishes!

Tis just JimEee, the Wally!

The Bar Scene

The Bar Scene!

I often wonder why women go to the bar alone? Lol

Cash Flow

Cash Flow

If there's anything else you think of Let me know Do you want me to write you another check Since you changed your name to cash flow The times we live in All about money and sin And do it all over again And where ever yo go You gotta have

The Corn Message

The Corn Message

A cloud ran over to a mountain And whispered to the trees, Rain is on the way Set your mind at ease The trees whispered through the valley Down to the stream Rain is on the way Don't be feeling low Got it straight from a cloud Just telli

Memories

Memories.

Thinking back

Predictions for the Future

Predictions for the Future

Just having some fun with future telling. The Mayans had their shot and blew it, let's see how good I do. One of the funniest bits on this subject is by Dana Carvey on SNL. You can find it on SNL Collection: The Best of Dana Carvey.

Zen decaf

Zen decaf

Behold! A new decaf coffee on the market brewed especially for the poets 'muse', and packed with ingredients designed to create a sobering effect on the overly charged poetic pen and bringing true cosmic enightenment.. With this new Zen decaf

Would you have me for breakfast lunch or dinner

Would you have me for breakfast,lunch or dinner?

Pray tell what is your name? Cindy ,Wendy or Poison Ivy... What brings you a bit closer to me? My looks,charms or my amazing flab of fats!!! I drink a gallon of soft drinks ...and munch fifty kilos of meaty slab. And when I fart...it's more powerful

More Predictions for the Future

More Predictions for the Future

This time trying my best to include as much of the world as I could in my predictions.

LIMERICK MEASURED FAILURE

LIMERICK - MEASURED FAILURE

There are those amoung us !

A Shadow Called Ego

A Shadow Called Ego

Making a little fun of my shadow whom I affectionately call Ego..... :))

The Illinois Hillbillies

The Illinois Hillbillies

Parody of the Beverly Hillbillies. I have a friend who is always talking about winning the lottery. In this country it has become a kind of religion. I mostly despise gambling, preying on the dumb and uneducated. It does give people hope and it surpasses all other forms of entertainment in this country combined.

De seperated

De-seperated

Just humor

Then God Said

Then God Said

I figure if God creates everything, then everything has to be created by him, kind of like Genesis continued.

The Ten Commandments

The Ten Commandments?

I heard this comedy bit by George Carlin about the ten commandments. He pared it down to two. Thou shall be faithful to provider of thy nookie. Thou shall try really hard not to kill anybody, unless they pray to a different invisible god than the one you pray to.

Cloud Boom

Cloud Boom

Cloud boom, that is cave man talk Cloud boom boom boom Cave man walk fast to cave Till storm has gone Try to light fire Wood is wet But now has clean attire Only one thing make cave man fret And that is cloud boom Cloud boom boom boom

Saving Our Planet

Saving Our Planet

Just having fun with the global warming topic that is so popular these days. Are we warming our planet, or did the sun have an active year in 2012? I think we can make a mess of things at times, but I wonder sometimes what the real aim of all this global warming talk is really about.

Diets and all that

Diets and all that

just a bit of fun mainly , but am i guilty of any of the above dieterary sins? yes!

Men Will Be Men

Men Will Be Men

"MEN WILL BE MEN" While sitting Jobless in a train, I explore some memories hidden deep inside my brain. I am going to bombay, Its a window seat on which i Lay. I just got reminded of one fine day, as far as i remember it was 23rd of May. I

2012 memories

2012 memories

Another year went by We all laughed We all cried We watched little ones go off to school For the very first time We even said goodbye to others A year filled with butterflies and millions of books Half hearted glares and some dirty looks We w

Poets Corner

Poets Corner

Poets

The Thunder Song

The Thunder Song

My favorite rental so far this year is Ted. It's about a boy wishing for his Teddy bear to come to life, and it does. Ted comes running into John's room right after he hears some thunder, "Thunder buddies for life, right John. You're #@$% right. Oh, come on, let's sing the Thunder Song."

Time Ahead Of You

Time Ahead Of You

Firewoods choped and the fire is hot Smoke rolling out the chimney top Wintertime isn't gonna make me blue Wintertime I got time ahead of you Red bird dancing on the window sill Prancing around just the way he feels Let the wind blow and forg

The Funny side of Love

The Funny side of Love

Love is our friend, Love is our foe, It can bring us happiness It can bring us woe. It can cause us joy As it causes sadness. So how, may I ask Can we put up with this madness? Is it the tears of happiness? Or the tears of sorrow? That

Adam and Eve Retold

Adam and Eve Retold

I've seen different comedy bits on the retelling of Adam and Eve, one is from the movie History of the World: Part 1 by Mel Brooks. The other is by Sam Kinison. Both are hilarious retellings.

You Meeting

You Meeting.

a poem written back the front, last line should be first and first should be last try it and see what u think. The title is back the front too Thank you

I Did It Again

I Did It Again

I did it again, my reflection it cry’s My head it is thumping ,and there’s blood in my eyes. My memory is distorted, and my mind its so numb, to many times iv seen this picture, how can i be so dumb. Don’t know how i got here, Have no idea at al

HAPPINESS

HAPPINESS

I desire a lady very mature, Not flashy, but rather demure. She should dress with reasonable taste, And be concerned about her weight. I'd like her hair be neat and trim, And have graces deep within. Kind and gentle should be her traits, Be on

growing up

growing up

I want to be pissed off I want to lash out I want to let self pity explode in a shout I want to be reckless and do stupid things I know its destructive, regrets all it brings But damn its annoying to hold it all down, wait till it disip

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