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AUSTRALIANS

AUSTRALIANS !!!

They might need Cheering Up ???

One Up One Down

One Up One Down

The sky is one up The earth is one down And some set out to keep the score Is this what makes the world go round Now your heart is one up Mine is one down Cause I saw you with him On the up side of town Today the circus is one up Ticket

hai yeah books

hai yeah books

Book Se Hu Dur Lekin Exam Se Majboor... Dil Ko Sataye Ye Teacher ka Noor...haaa Ans Ye Sachi aj usko batau.. Mujhe samajh nahi ata kaise teacher ko patau... Bas pas hone ke liye mai ye ans likte jau... Din rat hi mai ye book ratte jau...

How I Love To Fly

How I Love To Fly

As we soar into the sky I scream - 'we're going to die', And I hear the mutters of disgust At my making so much fuss, So I order a double whisky Even though I know it's risky, Then dodge the glares from the cabin crew Whilst dashing franticall

Nature unkind to me

Nature unkind to me

Hope of a hopless man

Want Ads 1863

Want Ads 1863

Saw the movie Lincoln and was really impressed with the acting. It is rare I see a movie that makes it to the Acadamy Awards. Now and then they get it right with the oscars they give out, most of the time they don't, but I have a feeling Lincoln will get some awards.

Beautifulyou spelling

Beautifulyou spelling

this is a tribute to you for being inspired yours truly playmate from kindergarten

Are You Smarter Than a Highschool Dropout

Are You Smarter Than a Highschool Dropout?

Parody of one of my favorite show songs, Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? I think it would be funny to have a show with high school dropouts as the kids helping some contestant answer the questions.

Strange trip

Strange trip

Someone slipped me a Jeffery...

Fire Sale

Fire Sale

Perched on high with crooked beak, The preening priest preened and preached. And teached of sin and sins defeat To bleach the soul but sold deceit Then preached again as he reached into our pockets, with no receipt.

what title will i write today

what title will i write today

How do you write your poetry Do you put your title first Your title last What routine do you go to ,to think of that first title to make us cry or laugh bring us joy reading are poems over and over again The title makes are little poem shine

Ive been ransomed

I've been ransomed

I languish in chains..

cheeky me

cheeky me

flirting with reality

One Fair Knight Long Ago

One Fair Knight Long Ago

Back in history, in days of old Twas then that knights were very bold And the ladies were covered in gold It was in that time there lived a bold knight Who would satisfy the ladies at night And with gold they would see him right There was a

Mystery of life

Mystery of life

why?

Words

Words

so important to us all

Jack the Lad

Jack the Lad

a hopefully lighted hearted twist

Jumble of Thoughts

Jumble of Thoughts

sometimes I think ( I know) my brain will frywith the jumble of words

think this be a good challenging challenge for all

think this be a good challenging challenge for all

Something different maybe stupid but hope who ever try this will have fun.

Old Yankee Farmer

Old Yankee Farmer

A traveling salesman upon meeting an old'timer Yankee farmer.

kickits challenge purple pendragon

kickits challenge (purple pendragon?)

phew tough one

Bills Challenge to me

Bill's Challenge to me

I wonder what you other poets can do with them lol ps there is a time limit of 30 minutes to write something with them

Kickits challenge

Kickit's (challenge)

Poet's practice pleasing prose prolifically penning plentyful poems perceptively penetrating peoples pensive propensities Writers write weighty words warning who's waring willingly when winters wise women wear warm wraps worring woefully where

kickit challenge

kickit challenge

Thanks kickit for this challenge & fun write!!

Your Snapped

Your Snapped!

Twitter in the 1700's oops I lost a country!

Oh Aquarius

Oh Aquarius!

Vulcan's Never Bluff.

Electric Saga

Electric Saga

you gotta have humour in life

2 poems

2 poems

I have all the poems submitted in my challenge they they all are soooi gooid If i can find time i would comment on all. For now thank you!

Fill

Fill...

Think about it, this can reflect many situations....

Whats wrong with the world smmerwind challenge

What's wrong with the world? (smmerwind challenge)

The human condition...

Sarcasm for worlds problems

Sarcasm for world's problems..

The god of wine perhaps...Just a bit of dark humor...

Rich Man Blues

Rich Man Blues

Just having fun with rich people. It would be funny to see a depressed rich person. They must exist somewhere.

The Green Blues

The Green Blues

Inspired by Mc's Rich Man blues...we all get them in different ways for different things I guess...

My Lucky Silver Dollar

My Lucky Silver Dollar

Yesterday was a little dismal and today is still a little gray But I'm hoping before tomorrow comes that you

Saint Patricks Day Snow

Saint Patrick's Day Snow

(Budapest, Hungary, after days of snowing)

I need a real woman

I need a real woman

A real woman: Who doesn't lust after me simply for a lock of my hair. Lol. Is it Friday yet?

happy birthday

happy birthday

on this day many moons ago a lovely lady was born with warm and loving fingers i wrote to you this little poem the daffodils in bloom open up to sing this song on this very special birthday i wish you all the happiness until this time n

knock knock

knock, knock. .

just dropping by just going to sleep sorry too tired to read your lovely poems coz been spending more time in the gym. . maybe Sunday ill read and comment good night my dear poets and god bless!

Desparate Love by Jonroan

" Desparate Love " by Jonroan

I wrote this when an old girlfriend put me out on a snowy night in Arkansas. I showed it to her the next day, after I had thawed out, and she put me out again. I called her a B****, to which she responded, ' Thank you ', just as sweet and sincere as can be. She really was one, by the way.

Pork and Beans

Pork and Beans

One of those stories where someone who knew someone that knew someone that this happened to

The Roads Ahead

The Roads Ahead

life

Cafe Challenge Who is she

Cafe Challenge/Who is she?

Who is the female movie star I'm most attracted to. There's actually 'maybe' three or four that are very close but the one that drives me crazy you must guess. Do you really know the kind of woman that can pull my chain? Take a guess. She's a mo

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