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Stir stir bubble and boil Churn churn in loves sweet toil This maidens lure is one smooth lotion She'll never resist this seductive potion Sprinkle exotic herbs and she's bound to squeal Add a few strange grapes and she'll surely kneel O,
Fool me once shame on me!!
Down around ankles were his trousers as he caressed her he said wowzers finding there no lady it was all so shady as he always seemed to pick posers written 05/22/2014
Well its flat where I'm standing from my left to right. .....lols
Those six long weeks every four years can put a test to the best of relationships for those who have no interest in football.. we love to hate and yet love to love.... now we have the UKs Tennis to contend with...sheesh...lol
Once a pun a TIm e.. ¥ 2 +9 ------- = 4 ANy wa y. On ce a pond a t ime a wom@n went to LIVE I n thE woods She ESCAPED from the IRS.. $ She said thE IRS was a Whore$ She traveled dow n a Narrow path And a green Chicken chewe
As i walk through the bush with the wind blowing my hair. I looked up an saw birds sailing through the air Then one dove down an i did leap straight in a dung heap. I was covered in odor. How i wished i could have got a cold shower but not until i re
Even a poorly scripted movie like" Leprechaun 4 Leprechaun In Space" can brighten up my day, but EvilBong still takes the cake ….Cheers
Inspired by a funny story I heard
No exam that I ever had to do ... thank goodness
I have watched about 20 seconds of the world soccer so far. All I know is the game is being played in Brazil and the US is out.
A place to start
I was listening to this song at work and imagining I was the owner of the company. The original song is Garth Brooks: Friends In Low Places.
I was visitng with Aristotle...in my mind...you know his famous quote "The more you know, the more you know you don't know.” And I just wanted to be silly with that thought and pen a little craziness! If you think about it...it is true though!
Just penning some thoughts about this "reality", the phenomena we call "online dating", what is it really? Something to ponder!
I write poetry when the mood strikes me. I love comedy and this poem has won several awards... I love it myself. Love the meter. i also write books and screenplays.... this is my life.
It's not the "Hi, I'm new here...it's what follows...its disturbing and I had to address it, I feel better now!
i wrote it when I was angry when we were supposed to say, Happy Holiday in stead of Merry Christmas.
I enjoyed the fact I could write such a funny poem
It has been published and I like to make people laugh. Anyone interested in screenwriting in the Florida Clearwater area?
I came upon a tiny troll while dancing in a dream, with her hands filled with crayons she painted each new scene. The sky was pink, the sun quite purple the flowers crimson red, vermilion streams and crystalline dreams danced around her he
I need to "calm down"...lol..the word warrior in me is on a bit of a war path...HELP!
Anybody want a sip of this coffee? Come on now don't be shy. Lol
I found this going through my old files. Evidently I needed this brevity when I was in the "corporate" world! It was written by Ravi Bhavnani who certainly knows how to "maintain" his level! Here's to you Ravi! Have a laugh today, it's good for your heart!
Just some Humor on Tuesday...no tears today!
More of a tongue twister inspired by a forum
For our mysterious facinating maiden..so talented.. so sweet soooooooooo!
I was advised to visit your shop All things are not too happy up top You may need some introspection To prompt you back in the right direction I hope you suggest a road toward The Man, who cuts your family with his sword On our path
Into the taxi you climb Destination a voice is spoken Destination given Naught to sixty in ten seconds You sit an ponder Watchin the view Clenched buttocks You sit and smile You trust the driver with gritted teeth Hand clench ed Y
jus me being a lil silly
I was challenged and had to rise up and meet it!
Reposting this as I have collaborated with an English Prof in CA and this version is worth posting again! Here's to all the coffee drinkers!
It's like this..I am just crazy enough to be fun! But not certifiable...yet! Caffeine!
I think I'm a little bored...or mad!
If you know some of my work, I'm pretty much crazy! Enjoy!
More crazy thoughts from my Imagine Love scenarios. Here's to Women from Venus and Men from Mars!
just a funny poem from my first publication, I started writing a book last year just to see if I could, and it gives me a new hobby which I enjoy
SO IS WANT EVER U THINK IT ?
Mnnn...tasty
To travel In time a very different place To the future Or to the past To allter are mistakes To change what will be To end are hard times To fix are past To mend are mistake To end the past Are new future we will create A life of wa
This was inspired by a friend of mine who was thinking of leaving her body to the Body Farm
Once upon a time I used to snivel I'd even swivel with a snivel But the mayor of Snivelsville called a town meeting 'Hark unto me O thou snivelers of Snivelsville.' 'Cast thy snot rags to the wind..' 'Let not thy drama torn hairy chest
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